Excellent comeback Redditor

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I'm gonna use this one

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Just Rob Zombie putting a bunch of grumpy ass gatekeepers in their place

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Employers complain about nobody wanting to work, then lie about job requirements and benefits

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Someone added on to the signs I posted earlier this week. This is Portland.

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That's the main issue, not the only issue

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Portland being Portland.

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It doesn't get much more clever than this.

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Grandma is tired of hearing about how you can't act morally if you don't believe in god.

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Many many doctors

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But, but, but, that's different

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Hurricanes for the W

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As a man who enjoys cooking, I also can't wait

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Ted Cruz gets put in his place. again.

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Can't find the source but this is definitely how this works.

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Grandpa's playing with fire

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To intimidate

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Dickhead ruins kids graduation by using it as an opportunity to preach to them about being christian and not being gay.

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Won't SOMEBODY please protect the Cops?

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Conservatives STILL confused by the concept that people vote and square miles don't.

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Not sure what I am looking at here

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Don't just say Fuck You Karen. Be an anti-Karen.

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Testing Positive

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Checkmate, bitches.

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Kids meal served in a paper pirate ship. I am absolutely OK with this one, no plate needed.

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Conservatives: How DARE you talk to my child about sexuality! Their child:

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At least they made the flavor something no one would ever buy.

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Poor guy

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Wahhhh! Facebook won't let me tell lies without consequences. NO FAIR!

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I'll just leave this right ear......

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A special F You to Y'all Qaida, from Grandma.

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Wholesome grandma LOVES October

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A very sane and intelligent response to all of the insane conservatives on Facebook

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I....actually agree with this one. Weird that it was posted by the same Grandma who has posted tons of anti-BLM/Blue Lives Matter stuff in the past.

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Grandma is getting tired of having to explain this to the dumb kids in class.

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Thought you guys would appreciate this

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Based grandma has been fighting for her (and your) rights for 60+ years, and isn't about to give up now.

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OK. No one can argue his comment wasn't wholesome THIS time.

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TOTALLY impossible that Ukrainians can access US or World news via the internet while Russians are in their country.

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Occasionally, grandma actually manages to land a joke.

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Up at baton....the conductor

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Grandma explaining it like we are 5 again

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Of course there's a place where you can let your kid drive a Bobcat around. I wonder how much the owners of that place pay for insurance.

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Made an addition. Think they'll notice?

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A lovely and intelligent response to 90% of the stuff that ends up in this sub.

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As soon as I saw this post in popular, I knew there would be some FWRs in the comments. Still disappointing when I found it though.

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Bonus points for onejoking and encouraging pedophilia in the same comment?

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Happy 2s day

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Best Yard Sale sign ever

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the Smithsonian did it wrong

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Best pizza cutter ever

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Solid Advice from Grandma

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Smart kid knows a tracking chip when he sees one.

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Cops are persecuted by not being allowed to murder people anymore. So you can't be mad at them if they let someone murder your children.

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Ahh New Yorkers...

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The loafiest loaf

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The children are onto you fetishists.

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Literally the only time in the Trump admin that gas got anywhere near that price, was when we were all locked in our houses for 2 months and no one drove ANYWHERE. Is that really what you want Grandma?

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Beautiful comeback, Langley High School library. Link in comments.

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Perfectly Executed

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Grandma posted this on her wall......and got shit on by hundreds of people in the comments. They ACTUALLY believe it is impossible to be a good person unless you are constantly worried about being punished by your invisible friend for being a bad person.

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Mini-Cooper owner KNOWS what it takes to be a real man.

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Did you know that if you stick googly eyes on the bum of a cat...you get an elephant. 🐘😳🤣

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WTF did Garfield do?

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🔥 Hide and Seek: Giraffe on the African Savanna

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Fragile masculinity can't handle a woman mowing the lawn.

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Based Librarian Grandma is done talking about banning books.

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Assaulted just for reading a book. This totally happened.

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Fucking Privateers trying to sell baby formula for 10x the grocery store price.

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White people are the true victims of discrimination. I don't judge people by the color of their skin, but let me tell you how terrible EVERY black person treats me.

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Genius on a post about casting Chris Pratt to play Rosa Parks couldn't help themselves.

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If only Grandma actually believed this.

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Grandma gets it

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These people fucking amaze me. Apparently searching a known criminals home (that is also his business) for evidence of his crimes is WORSE than every mass/school shooting, every military battle except one, every terrorist attack except one, and every economic disaster in the history of the USA

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Karen can't figure out that Thursday isn't Saturday yet.

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Treating a Nestle product the way is deserves to be treated.

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We the people facts don't your feelings care about

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Gawd is so great! He let thousands die and hundreds of thousands lose their homes. But look! The cross is OK!

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Fruitcake thinks they did a clever here.

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Fuck you Hannah

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A senseless murder

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Fucking Profiteers trying to sell baby formula for more than 10x the grocery store price.

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Being trans is a direct attack on christianity, apparently.

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User found a reason to respect Pence

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Taking back the One Joke

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Higher center of gravity = advantage for skating

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Many many doctors

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This one is just SUCH a good response to so many things that end up on this sub.

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Not sure if this is a facepalm or my favorite thing ever. Either way it's awesome.

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Why are shitheads such shitheads?

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Conservativememes having a normal one.

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I can't even begin to list all the things wrong with this.

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Not all traditions are the same.

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Not mine, but good r/persecutionfetish stuff

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When you need everyone to know that you run ultra-marathons. And that you are a douchebag.

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Damn, that stings

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Hateful Redditors having a normal one.

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Perfect reply doesn't exi...

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Fruitcakes upset that their safe space are being violated JUST BECAUSE they want to violate the bodies of American women.

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Professor Umbridge looking a little green today

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Well put, Grandma

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Guy thinks the free section of Craigslist is a dating app.

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......except for insurrectionists or cops who kill people for no reason. Grandma is firmly against holding THEM accountable for their actions.

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Actually, none of those things piss me off. But your bigotry and your persecution fetish do.

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This brings back great memories of the time I put on a wig and was suddenly able to beat Serena Williams at tennis.

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Couldn't have explained it better myself

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Never forget that assholes like Grandma thought it was more important to protect their fReEdUmBs by walking the wrong way down the aisle while refusing to wear a mask, than it was to save lives.

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Just a Raccoon Full of Cum standing up for your right to exist as you are and be who you want to be.

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Nice execution on the reply.

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That look when you spent 5 hours yesterday collecting 10,000 damage only to find out you could have waited till today and spent 20 minutes catching fish to get the same reward.

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I don't have a problem with these people wearing their shirts at Disney World. Why do they have such a problem with Trans people wearing what they want to Disney World?

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To be a manly man

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Almost selfawarewolves by depicting the Devil doing the one joke

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Theft

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Unbelievable the lengths they will go to find something to be offended about.

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Mild and wholesome. I love Portland.

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........what Obama said.

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This is one of the most Portland pictures I have ever seen. I love living here.

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Don't mess this up Minnesota. Betty Whiteout is the obvious winner, but some other solid puns here as well.

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Representation is assault.

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No reason to try to save children's lives if people are just going to get upset when you murder somebody.

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Posted by the same Grandma who insisted ANY complaints about Trump meant we hated Amurikkka.

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The PR work TV has done for cops is wild

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onejoke in the comments. again

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Someone asked me to remove my cats hashtag because they only want to see pics of their kids who have the same hashtag. I love my cats and my cat Eva passed away so I feel it’s disrespectful to her to remove her name 😔

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Democrats actively want to destroy the country. That is the only possible explanation. There is no way they just disagree with you on what would be good for the country, they MUST want to make things bad.

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Important breaking news from the New York Post. Human being has friends, borrows friends beach house. Obviously evidence of corruption of some kind.

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Cat.

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Bot ruining my fun and simultaneously recommending a sub dedicated to ass clapping to the good readers of a sub about posting cat pictures.

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When the pot calls the kettle ugly

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Don't. It's not what you think it is.

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That's really interesting Grandma. I remember you having significantly less concern when Trump gave a Trillion dollar tax cut to millionaires........

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Harbor Freight special level

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Angry C-3PO

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Based Grandma calls it like it is

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cHrIsTiAnItY sTaRtEd ScIeNcE

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So....... how does the government SPEND that money without giving it to businesses and people who can then spend and invest it?

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Guy in red thinks Republicans should pass laws punishing masturbation. Cause his invisible friend doesn't like it.

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Grandma complains constantly about taxes being too high, but expects perfect roads in their small town. HATES immigration but complains when the price of food goes up slightly. Supports cops except when they arrest people who try to overthrow the government. But everybody else is a hypocrite.

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A lot of those things

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Fruitcakes don't like it when I point out their hypocrisy.

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Posted by the idiot who correctly predicted that the pandemic would be over in a month with a couple of thousand dead. Then correctly predicted that lockdowns and mask mandates would end the day after the election. Then correctly predicted the vaccine would kill all those who got it.

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Gatekeepers try to tell Rob Zombie what metal is. Find out they shouldn't have fucked around.

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The gunniest fruitcakes around. (Link to story in comments)

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I mean.....I guess it makes sense that Gawd hates Cowboy fans as much as the rest of us do. But ALL sports nuts?

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When thatHappened meets copaganda

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No words needed

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Guess the address

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Cat.

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