Your father can be surprisingly sensitive. Remember when I giggled at his Sherlock Holmes hat? He sulked for a week and then closed his detective agency1yr ⋅ ewdrive ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I just want to say that it was an honor to compete with the Mick and the chick with the rack there10mo ⋅ ewdrive ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I was watching. I watched the whole thing. First it started falling over. Then it fell over2yr ⋅ ewdrive ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Hello, fellow freedom-likers. This is Birch Barlow: the 4th branch of government, the 51st state!3yr ⋅ ewdrive ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Oh everything is too damn expensive. Look at this bible I just bought. Fifteen bucks! And talk about a preachy book. Everyone's a sinner! 'Cept for this guy9yr ⋅ ewdrive ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Professor V.J. Cornucopia's Fantastic Foodmagorium and Great American Steakery!4yr ⋅ ewdrive ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Homer Simpson wrecks my pig. Cypress Hill steals my orchestra. And Sonic Youth is in my cooler!9yr ⋅ ewdrive ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Lionel Hutz, AKA Miguel Sanchez, AKA Dr. Nguyen Van Falk, was paid eight dollars for his thirty-two hours of babysitting.He was glad to get it.11yr ⋅ ewdrive ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
