Mark your calendars! Vaccine apocalypse rescheduled to 2031!6mo ⋅ Evil-Code-Monkey ⋅ r/HermanCainAward
Seems the vaccinated are all five days past our deadline now.1yr ⋅ Evil-Code-Monkey ⋅ r/HermanCainAward
I don't see many liberals bragging about their multiple vaccines lately1yr ⋅ Evil-Code-Monkey ⋅ r/HermanCainAward
So close...but they were one prayer short of a divine intervention. Bummer.7mo ⋅ Evil-Code-Monkey ⋅ r/HermanCainAward
Washing your hands is all the protection you need against a Bio-Safety Level 3 virus, right?7mo ⋅ Evil-Code-Monkey ⋅ r/HermanCainAward
Of course COVID is now just a cold. I mean, don't colds close schools, overwhelm hospitals and cause life-long organ damage?7mo ⋅ Evil-Code-Monkey ⋅ r/HermanCainAward
Oh no! I'm a zombie now! Braaaaaaaaiiinnns...must eat braaaiiiins...7mo ⋅ Evil-Code-Monkey ⋅ r/HermanCainAward
People are still dying from COVID, just not enough to be alarmed about (parody)1yr ⋅ Evil-Code-Monkey ⋅ r/HermanCainAward
Wait...hybrid immunity doesn't handle all the new variants caused by people seeking hybrid immunity by catching all the variants?4mo ⋅ Evil-Code-Monkey ⋅ r/HermanCainAward
Why Are So Many Players Getting Sick at the U.S. Open? Mystery Solved!8mo ⋅ Evil-Code-Monkey ⋅ r/HermanCainAward
The struggle was real (and probably caused unnecessary apostrophe use)6mo ⋅ Evil-Code-Monkey ⋅ r/HermanCainAward
Employer now requiring three days a week in office with no mitigations in place1yr ⋅ Evil-Code-Monkey ⋅ r/HermanCainAward
If your body can't handle a little virus, do you even deserve to be alive? (parody)1yr ⋅ Evil-Code-Monkey ⋅ r/HermanCainAward
Unmasked Pulmonary Doctors viewing the damage to lungs caused by COVID-19. Um...1yr ⋅ Evil-Code-Monkey ⋅ r/HermanCainAward
