Watch my two small kids for 9+ hours til midnight for $3.xx/hr?
My best friend's wife knows me all to well...and she definitely won this round of Cards Against Humanity (sorry for sideways potato quality)
MAGA bomber can't be a real Republican because his stickers aren't faded
Exactly how I feel being childfree with plenty of friends producing offspring - humor
People say not having kids is selfish...maybe, but...
I know my friends know me all to well when they send me stuff like this.
NBD - Canyon Aeroad CF SLX
Me and two friends at the end of RAIN. It was the first time riding it for two of us. 160 miles in 8h 10m (ride time). I'm happy with the result.
Received a message from an acquaintance's gf/ex gf after replying to a fb post she made (short background in comments)
When volunteering at an elementary school in the hood goes wrong...
Which one of you inspired this post in BPT (xpost from r/blackpeopletwitter)
Some Michigan fan out there is still so salty over the spot from 2016 that they renamed a weather station. 😂
Metal box found in yard. Not sure what it is.
Someone at work had their lunch stolen from the fridge and left a note. I felt the need to respond.
I'm a road biker and only done MTB a half dozen times or so.
Suck it little assholes! A convo with a friend with 3 kids.
Sorry pupper...this is strictly hooman food.
Finally took the plunge
This just happened. I acted like I didn't see anything.
Maybe for just one day, you don't need to try to be the center of attention?
My Costco choice ribeyes
That'll show her!
Acorn squash I bought from the grocery store TODAY.
My chuck roast - 132*, ~44hrs.
Will this darken up in the last couple hours? Pics usually show an almost black bark...S/P rub, cooked with hickory and apple wood at 225-250 until 160 degrees (5 hours or so), now wrapped in foil with a little apple juice and back into the smoker.
I had 19 cards to mail out, and figured I would be golden since books of stamps usually come sold as 20 pieces. This is how they're sold at my ATM.
Bone in prime rib steaks for $5.99/lb!?
Hooray for loud trucks and a day off work.
In light of the WHO recent announcement, just give me the cancer. I'm sticking with my red meat. Sous vide ribeye - 131 degrees for 2 hours
When your stupid brother texts the family group text asking your other brother for weed.
My Supersix after a nice 40 mile group ride
This guy fucks.
Costco steaks. 132* for 5 hrs
Man their Angus Burgers are great.
At a KFC/Long John Silvers restaurant...ugh
Saw this while I was visiting friends out of town this weekend. Knew it had to go here.
How can I best fix this? In a moment of distraction, I set a hot cooking dome on my Wusthof knife not once, but twice, and melted small marks into the handle. Of course they're in a spot that I can feel them when using it and it's driving me nuts. 😭
Cabbage Roll Soup (recipe in comments)
Trying to argue immigration with an immigration lawyer.
Prime NY strips from Costco (whole roast, sliced myself). Bagged and ready to sous vide when friends are here in a couple weeks.
As a single guy with a table full of cute girls behind me at the bar last night, I got excited for a brief second.
Pulled pork. Nom nom nom
The $5.99/lb prime rib steaks I posted last week. 133*, 2.5hrs
ID Griswold 10 716D? I'm finding 716A, 716B, but not D
No worries Kroger. I didn't actually want turkey breast.
At my friend's kid's birthday today.
I don't even know...
This picture really needs a scumbag steve hat for this hypocritial twat.
Times are tough
I really thought I had just lost my $100 and it would be a learning lesson. The relief when the 2nd one worked was huge.
Does anyone else see the irony? [xpost from /r/standupshots]
Know what I did today? Not get thrown up on. We get it, you have a kid now. (Fb post from my brother).
Ouch! Expensive night to take the Ferrari out (taken 15 minutes ago)