I need a free 100-mile bus trip for 20 people and don't you dare offer me any less.6yr ⋅ Euthy ⋅ r/ChoosingBeggars
Wife: Brittany doesn't want Kim as a bridesmaid because she doesn't want any bridesmaids that are prettier than her. Me: Wow, I'm glad you weren't worried about that.7yr ⋅ Euthy ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Guy claims the entire class followed him after he corrected the professor7yr ⋅ Euthy ⋅ r/thatHappened
I asked our trash men if they had a good day off yesterday. Then I learned why they hate holidays.7yr ⋅ Euthy ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I love and miss my dad, but this day has become like a second birthday...7yr ⋅ Euthy ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
She asked where it's from, and I said, I've known it since I was little. Technically, I didn't lie.7yr ⋅ Euthy ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I keep seeing memes about how they should teach how to do taxes in high school.7yr ⋅ Euthy ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
It's good to have wholesome stories to distract from what's going on in the world.7yr ⋅ Euthy ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Pretty sure this entire election cycle is an elaborate plan to resolve their dismal approval ratings.7yr ⋅ Euthy ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
How my local Williams-Sonoma handles unsubscriptions from its newsletter.7yr ⋅ Euthy ⋅ r/softwaregore
