My dog looks like a middle-aged man who just took his first selfie.

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For bodyguards, by bodyguards!

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Are you aware of the power of shadows?

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After years of agonizing over which wheels to get I finally pulled the trigger.

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Whoever writes podcast titles also wrote this headline.

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My wife has been driving my car and decided to take it to get washed as a surprise...

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Spotted in Nashville.

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Emma Watson

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Happy to have learned that Podcast Bill and Texting Bill are exactly the same.

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[Sinn + Fossil] Announced my engagement the only way I knew how. My engagement watch (Sinn 556) and my fiancee wearing her Fossil Q.

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My collection after one year.

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TIL: you can charge your car with a screwdriver.

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Picked up a brother for Loki. He's desperate for scratches as Loki looks on in concern.

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Snuck a picture of the star spangled banner at the Smithsonian.

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Dreams do come true.

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