Woman at work tried to jump to the front of the line in the break room ... I f***ing think not!6yr ⋅ Esplodies ⋅ r/pussypassdenied
This is not at all what I was expecting when he pulled me aside a little while later10yr ⋅ Esplodies ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Meet my neighbor everyone .. to be fair I tried to be civil, asked them to stop and asked him if he could keep them off my porch.11yr ⋅ Esplodies ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
MRW I broke a 6 year dry spell and ended up having sex for 4 hours instead of sputtering out in minutes like I feared9yr ⋅ Esplodies ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
We happened upon a random Tardis the day before our Doctor Who/firefly themed wedding! (we had just finished playing paintball)8yr ⋅ Esplodies ⋅ r/doctorwho
We've been roommates for almost 3 years and he just figured it out today.10yr ⋅ Esplodies ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
We've been consulting friends, family, and a lawyer to make sure everything is legal and goes smoothly. I feel like I should feel guilty, but I don't in the slightest and I honestly hope he burns.10yr ⋅ Esplodies ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I'm going to get drinks with an amazing woman today, I'm nervous as hell, and this is how I've been since I woke up9yr ⋅ Esplodies ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Guess who got a second date with the ridiculously smart, gorgeous woman I thought was out of my league!9yr ⋅ Esplodies ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
HIF after my wife finally told me what has been making her so unhappy and stressed. Turns out it's me ... story in comments8yr ⋅ Esplodies ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW my wife gets upset that I didn't make her breakfast after she insisted that I stop making her breakfast.8yr ⋅ Esplodies ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
The girl I was seeing called it off, but still wants to hang out because I'm a lot of fun to be around and really easy to talk to ... apparently I'm destined to be the guy who is a great friend, but never a boyfriend because this happens a lot ...9yr ⋅ Esplodies ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW my new roommate tells me I need to stop using MY tv and MY computer in the livingroom because he wants to use them9yr ⋅ Esplodies ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
HIFW the girl I'm seeing doesn't call or text for a few days. This is normal for her and I accept that, but the lack of communication is torture for me.9yr ⋅ Esplodies ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
I equipped an Execution Hood during the beginning of the Dark Brotherhood quest line and it had a rather interesting result 12yr ⋅ Esplodies ⋅ r/skyrim
MRW my wife is on board with me buying a signed first edition of my favorite book! God I love this woman so much!8yr ⋅ Esplodies ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I, being the only one that thought it important to prepare for the speech in German class, got the only perfect score.9yr ⋅ Esplodies ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
The girl I fell for just left for the summer, and might be moving to a different city. MRW I realize all of my pillows smell like her.9yr ⋅ Esplodies ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
GUYS! I nailed the second date AND got a third!! I'm so fricking excited!9yr ⋅ Esplodies ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MFW I'm headed home after being stood up for the second time after deciding to put myself out there for the first time since my divorce 7 years ago.9yr ⋅ Esplodies ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Started using a cloak mod, I think it added that something that was missing for me. (mod's in comments)12yr ⋅ Esplodies ⋅ r/skyrimmods
MFW I'm trying to figure out where I stand with this girl. We've been on two dates, getting ready for a third, and I still can't figure out if she wants to date me or just wants to go out as friends.9yr ⋅ Esplodies ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
How I feel when I'm waiting for the door to open when the constructor takes Roland.11yr ⋅ Esplodies ⋅ r/Borderlands2
Didn't realize my boss was a GGB until I heard all of your horror stories9yr ⋅ Esplodies ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
There was a chance of freezing rain today, this made my decision pretty easy9yr ⋅ Esplodies ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
What I've been telling myself all day while I await the answer from the girl I asked out. (story in comments)9yr ⋅ Esplodies ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
This was the short exchange between myself and a customer last night ... I still can't believe I said it.10yr ⋅ Esplodies ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I don't think this is safe or has any practical applications, but it would be amazing to be able to say you could do it!11yr ⋅ Esplodies ⋅ r/Archery
Not much of an accomplishment, but I'm ecstatic about my simple space station holding steady at a 210km orbit :)11yr ⋅ Esplodies ⋅ r/KerbalSpaceProgram
My brother took this awesome shot last night in Plymouth, Michigan. It has a very Silent Hill like vibe to it ... can someone add something creepy in the fog?9yr ⋅ Esplodies ⋅ r/PhotoshopRequest
It was suggested I post this here, not much love in /r/techsupportmacgyver. My cure for my overheating computer while I waited for my new case and fans.12yr ⋅ Esplodies ⋅ r/techsupportgore
Friend of mine just told me this . . talk about your ultimate Bad Luck Brian!10yr ⋅ Esplodies ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I have a big problem with depression, but today was a big step in the right direction!10yr ⋅ Esplodies ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
My most recent Christmas memory ... I don't think I'll be living this one down any time soon11yr ⋅ Esplodies ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Reminder to everyone, pay close CLOSE attention to whats down range BEFORE you shoot11yr ⋅ Esplodies ⋅ r/Archery
As the youngest(30yo) person working on a contracting job, I find this extremely annoying and disrespectful.11yr ⋅ Esplodies ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
MRW I had no dinner to go to and no one called to say Happy Thanksgiving.11yr ⋅ Esplodies ⋅ r/reactiongifs
Introducing my gay friend to my gay roommate. It did not go as planned.9yr ⋅ Esplodies ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Here is my unpopular opinion .. it is very unpopular among my group of friends anyway11yr ⋅ Esplodies ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
My though after seeing all these posts about nasty filthy keyboards10yr ⋅ Esplodies ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I had a perfect score up to this point. My teacher just laughed a little and said Well, that sucks10yr ⋅ Esplodies ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
After listening to my classmates talk about how their fridges are completely bare and they have no food in their house aside from Ramen, I can't help but to think I am doing this college life thing wrong.11yr ⋅ Esplodies ⋅ r/pics
When my brother gave me attitude this morning for trying to give him some advice for his first day at work, like wear a belt and tuck in your shirt.11yr ⋅ Esplodies ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
