There’s a line between dark and edgy, old half-orc lore is on the wrong side of it2yr ⋅ erttheking ⋅ r/dndmemes
When a holy person does it, it’s fine and dandy. When an academic does it, it’s all Lich comparisons. Cowards.1yr ⋅ erttheking ⋅ r/dndmemes
I swear, do those words ever improve a campaign? To me it often feels like trying to convince a player to play1yr ⋅ erttheking ⋅ r/dndmemes
You know, I don’t think I’ve ever had anyone told me that I’d just like PF2e on its own merits. It’s always just how better it is than the thing I already like and how that thing sucks.1yr ⋅ erttheking ⋅ r/dndmemes
The number of times I was told to be quiet because my CHA was slightly lower than the Bard’s...1yr ⋅ erttheking ⋅ r/dndmemes
Ugh. “Historical accuracy” used to justify shitty things in D&D. It isn’t even actually accurate half the time2yr ⋅ erttheking ⋅ r/dndmemes
Hasn’t been a problem yet, but I’m reading through Out Of the Abyss, thinking about running it one day, and I can just feel something like this coming2yr ⋅ erttheking ⋅ r/dndmemes
Explanation: Blades in the Dark has a mechanic called Flashback where a player does something and then is allowed to establish something they did as prep work1yr ⋅ erttheking ⋅ r/dndmemes
Barbarians are supposed to take hits for the team. Why not weaponize that?2yr ⋅ erttheking ⋅ r/dndmemes
I’ve honestly seen players complain that Charmed NPCs object to seeing their friends getting slaughtered.2yr ⋅ erttheking ⋅ r/dndmemes
For a Paladin whose philosophy is about bringing out the best in people, they can dish out the hurt1yr ⋅ erttheking ⋅ r/dndmemes
I’m just saying, all the elf sub races, and only humans still have that juicy free feat1yr ⋅ erttheking ⋅ r/dndmemes
I had to suffer through this VN (Sucker for Love) and now you all have to suffer with me2yr ⋅ erttheking ⋅ r/dndmemes
Not technically canon, but from a third party chart I see a lot of people using2yr ⋅ erttheking ⋅ r/dndmemes
The Sorcerer spent five turns circumventing an anti-magic field to set this up. It was glorious.2yr ⋅ erttheking ⋅ r/dndmemes
I’m playing a widower in the final years of his life looking to do good before he dies. But some people see Barbarian and can’t look beyond -1 INT. Not all Barbarians are Grog.2yr ⋅ erttheking ⋅ r/dndmemes
You ever have a player that talks about how good their damage build is? Constantly? All the time? And nothing else?2yr ⋅ erttheking ⋅ r/dndmemes
I’ve run four campaigns. Not a single person ever had Identify with me as DM. It’s bizarre1yr ⋅ erttheking ⋅ r/dndmemes
We throw enough combat at players that it should be a national emergency2yr ⋅ erttheking ⋅ r/dndmemes
I can’t say a I’ve ever met a DM that’s ok with “well that was a fun ten minutes, see you next week everyone!”2yr ⋅ erttheking ⋅ r/dndmemes
There’s being sure your adventure is engaging. And then there’s some people who just say “make me care” every session.2yr ⋅ erttheking ⋅ r/dndmemes
A fun interpretation I had was that Artificers use the same arcane magic as Wizards, they just make it look cooler2yr ⋅ erttheking ⋅ r/dndmemes
It’s always fun to imagine a barely clothed man with poor anger management2yr ⋅ erttheking ⋅ r/dndmemes
Seriously, the top section of this subreddit is like watching history in action2yr ⋅ erttheking ⋅ r/Metroid
Been there. It’s always miserable. (Also been there as a player waiting for my turn)1yr ⋅ erttheking ⋅ r/dndmemes
I left feeling worked up and disappointed, but they had fun, which is something2yr ⋅ erttheking ⋅ r/dndmemes
What’s more fun? Saying “that Wish won’t work” or interrupting the spell with a buff fairy screaming “THAT’S AGAINST DA RULES!”?1yr ⋅ erttheking ⋅ r/dndmemes
Any that’s how I got my first army. I somehow have most of my minis painted for both wargames11mo ⋅ erttheking ⋅ r/Grimdank
Somehow I fell into the role of being the one to show new guys the ropes1mo ⋅ erttheking ⋅ r/Grimdank
No you cannot persuasion check to convince 29 stab wounds in the back was suicide2yr ⋅ erttheking ⋅ r/dndmemes
We thought we’d cripple her movements. I’m now stranded hundreds of miles away from the party2yr ⋅ erttheking ⋅ r/dndmemes
And that was the last session I played with him. (Didn’t boot him, he stormed off and didn’t come back)2yr ⋅ erttheking ⋅ r/dndmemes
“I putter around doing stupid stuff while the party is fighting” sure is an interesting take on “it’s what my character would do.”1yr ⋅ erttheking ⋅ r/dndmemes
I don’t think you can Hexblade’s Curse/Eldritch Blast your way past a Prismatic Wall2yr ⋅ erttheking ⋅ r/dndmemes
The thing was rooted to the ground, I had to be the one to move. I mean...it worked.2yr ⋅ erttheking ⋅ r/dndmemes
Surely Demons could capture the same power as someone who bullies people to death1yr ⋅ erttheking ⋅ r/dndmemes
It’s so easy to come up with a reason how it could work, don’t be a jerk unless there’s a real good reason2yr ⋅ erttheking ⋅ r/dndmemes
Been having a blast running Storm King’s Thunder. Gonna have a long talk with my group over what we do next. (Strahd?)2yr ⋅ erttheking ⋅ r/dndmemes
It’s actually quite useful if you know what you’re doing. But it feels WEIRD2yr ⋅ erttheking ⋅ r/dndmemes
I just gave my party an airship. I can already tell their horses basically don’t exist anymore2yr ⋅ erttheking ⋅ r/dndmemes
“I know what realm I want it set in too!” “Oh my god, stop railroading us.”2yr ⋅ erttheking ⋅ r/dndmemes
