He gon learn who tf he talking to today
Veggies and egg: a classic combo. Can't be more than $1 per serving.
The only way I can use the computer in peace.
One of Salvador Dali's paintings depicts William Tell with one very large and long buttcheek that requires a crutch to hold it up.
Why? Because Maryland.
We must boycott Flying Dog brewery for their insolence!
I follow this guy on instagram. Meet Sam, the cat with eyebrows.
I'm just tryna be included
Any ideas on what this could be would be greatly appreciated.
I told her to get off the table. She told me to bugger off.
Shopping for shoes and I found this.
Idgaf, as long as I'm close to finishing
Well damn, NPR. Why are you putting the vaporizer pen on blast like that?
Shape up on fleek for TV
Wizzie can do brushybrushy all by herself.
I hate getting into a cold bed. This is how I deal October thru March.
If by fancy you mean absurdly expensive for no reason whatsoever follicles....
Thankfully, he wore underwear that day.
My sister and I heard a crash like glass breaking in the kitchen but didn't see anything amiss. Opened the cupboard and found a bowl, mid-stack, had shattered for no reason.
Working from home today. Using my time wisely.
I almost made a horrible mistake.
Some faith in the new generation slightly restored
Sausage, egg, and cheese bagels for me and my sister [3264x2448] [OC]
My sister's pipe. I feel like a manly man right now. 
I just love her little face 😻
FA at a simple jeweled mani. I'm in love.
[50/50] Vag in see-thru white bikini bottom (NSFW) | Vag in cat food (NSFW)
What I'm working/learning with: my kit and lock.
Truth in advertising.
Rolled my first joint last night. It's ugly, but it's mine :)
I think someone is worried.... maybe the doctor followed us home! With more injections! D:
Today's thrift store findings. I think I got some good stuff!
Kimchi instant ramen with leftover steak, sugar snap peas, and my best egg yet. (x-post r/IAteThis) [OC]
Tried Nongshim Shin Ramyun for me and my grandma. I think it turned out well.
Korean Kimchi flavored instant Ramen. My egg didn't turn out well but it tastes good!
I think my godson is in trouble...
Yesterday was a sad day.
super model shibe
He didn't understand why Ernie was making this the most awkward 6-month anniversary ever.
Cruel redditor corners cat in bathroom and sprays whole can of shaving cream all over the creature, all for that silky-smooth karma.
Personality shot of my Wizzlebottom.
SHEEEEEEIT MY NIQQAS U AINT NEVA GON BELEVE DIS
Feather on my earring [OC] [2448x3264]
Naan bread pizza with green peppers, onions, salami, provolone and mozzarella cheeses [3264x2448] [OC]
Scumbag Boobs, every month...
MRW I come home to find my mom showing my grandmother the new vibrator she got in the mail.
I ALLWAYS SED 2PAC WAS ALIVE, BUT I NEVA THOT HED BE HIDIN OUT LIKE DIS #OHHELLNAH #ICANT #NO
We made pork and vegetable eggrolls for dinner tonight. [OC] [3264x2448]
So, this fell out of the basement furnace last night.
Animal crackers these days are weird.
[OC] Pasta Carbonara - [1024 x 768] - recipe inside
I made this ramen and I ate it. It was good.
Illustrator Mica Angela Hendricks draws faces, lets 4-year-old draw bodies, ends up with adorably weird art.
My cats face gets so nasty when my moms dog comes over.
Nam Tok (Spicy Thai beef with onions) [OC] [2446x3264]
British woman Harnaam Kaur started growing facial hair at 16 as a side effect of polycystic ovary syndrome. She was then baptised a Sikh, which forbids the cutting of body hair.
GANGSTAAAAAAAAS WE BACK IN DIS MUHFUCKA #SWAGATROPOLIS
I hope they teach English at that school.
My latest attempt: Teal with glitter and a leopard print accent.
My fatass cat fell off a fence. $1,483 later, she has this as a medal of honor.
Snoring softly in her favorite box.
It only took me 3 hours to detail my interior and fully wash my '99 Wolfsburg Jetta. Worth it.
She looks worried.
My FA at leopard print mani and I am enamored. It's an exact replica of one I saw on here! If this is your design, THANK YOU!! (Cell phone pic)
My cat's idea of cuddling.
[OC] Made some Caldo De Res (Mexican beef soup) [3264x2448]
Thought you guys might like this - a gyro from the Greek deli where I used to work - [858x644] [OS in comments]
This + Aqua Teen + kittehface to snuggle = best night
Nothing like a fat, disgruntled cat head to glare you to sleep at night.
French toast waffles (got a little bit of instagram on the pic but it's okay, it'll brush off)
I may or may not have found this out when shaving my privates.
So, in Shy Ronnie 2: Ronnie & Clyde by The Lonely Island, Rhianna forgets a bag of money, comes back for it, and takes this guy, who is Jon Hamm. Yeah, I'd take him too.
Tia and Tamara always fall asleep cuddling each other.
I (just) ate this.
One of my cat's toes went from black to pink. Should I be concerned?
My (FS DSH) cat pees standing up for no reason other than she likes to. She will pee on walls, tapestries, doors, etc. if it is near an open litterbox. After 7 years of trying hooded boxes, we have found a permanent solution. [Description in comments]
Scumbag Boobs know that Shark Week is coming....
I did this. And I still feel awful.
Saw this on my fb feed. Meet Ray Charles, the blind golden retriever.
I call this one: Day And Night. Low-skill, quick and easy, but a nice outcome nonetheless!
Trying to enjoy a clementine and I find this. What is it?
My sister made me this from yarn, glue, and canvas. She replicates from photos.
My friend showed me this photo of the birds hanging out on his porch during the snow.
I submit to you: Dunkelheit Thunderhorse, on a queen sized bed. 25 pounds of pure muscle.