This is all I can think about now when I see Chris Pratt
We are working on his inside voice
When you wake up and remember
I really didn't care in the past, but since our baby was born the closest I get to romance is my husband coming home, grabbing my boob and saying wanna do it
Don't know who was more embarrassed. I just know I no long shop in stores with similar dress codes to what I'm wearing.
Huge win as a retail worker
Brisket burgers with bacon and gouda. Who needs a bun?
My favorite image of the day
Mom, Dad and thier 3 grown babies, we just could not give them up
I had my wisdom teeth out years ago. Few weeks back my back molar was infected. Then a few days agoing noticed a jagged edge around my gum line where it was infected. Today this came out. It's hard like a tooth, so it's calcified puss or a piece of wisdom tooth left behide that worked itself out.
Since you guys liked the whole family, here are the puppies when they were little
Not big, but these have been tickling my throat all week
Been in here for an hour browsing reddit, and I have to be at a meeting in an hour
Lots of new mom's here, so I figured I would leave this here.
I think I gave birth to a cabbage patch doll
No clever caption this speaks for itself.
She picked me up for lunch. The narrator kept describing her labia.
Can you find all 5?
Just graduated from college, my previous job involved a lot of verbal abuse from my employer. They cancled birth control coverage, told me breastfeeding my daughter hurt the company, and the store manager was a drunk.
This pizza fits perfectly on the plate
We picked up a Halloween costume today
Back of my neck
Went to see The Wizard of Oz in the park but I had trouble watching the show
She said yes
She has to work on her spoon skills
The lake, Oil on canvas 2016 48''x36'' Peter Axelsen
Pinkie Pie cupcake cake my mom made for my daughter's birthday party
He doesn't know how small he is
The guy needed practice for his portfolio.
I missed my first mother's day b/c I had to work. My mom sent me this pic while I was at work. I didn't know if I should cry or smile.
This bad boy poped just from scratching the top of my mouth with my tongue. Tasted horrible (tonsil stone)
X-post from pics. The temptation is real
No seriously wtf. Found in my yard. It's slimy and squishy. Left pic was after I removed the purple skin. I Live in Midwest
Someone spent the day with auntie
She is driving across the country to get drunk all weekend,and has her own car. She also makes more then me, pays no rent or has a car payment. Then said I could have her bf's parents car for the 5 days she will be gone.
Just a storm trooper & jango enjoying a baseball game, carry on.
Small yet satisfying
My sis found me the best make artist around for my wedding
It took 2 month but cosmo has finally come around to his new little sister.
I chipped my front teeth when I was in 4th grade. The dentist that fixed them didn't put them in stright. yesterday my daughter headbutted me and the cap fell out. Today I got a smile I can be proud of for the first time since I was in 4th grade.I'm 28 now. My lips are still numb but I'm so happy.
Selfie with Nana
If you are frustrated with the nominees for president remember we do have more then 2 political parties.
The difference a few months make
My mom is determined to get my 4 month old walking
My husband's grandfather has been giving us all the stuff he has in his basement that he thinks was my husband's. 99% of it is junk but once in a while we find a gem. Beanie Baby songs vol. 1
He has a point
She looks like an adorable bulldog
My phone went from 75%-4% just making this post but guess I'll have to wait.
I thought you guys could appreciate my favorite piece of my doctor who collection
3 months and going strong
I have no idea why he was allowed in the store, obviously not a service dog, and lunged at my 2yr old when they walked around the corner.
Heard you like dachshunds. Theses are my 5. Mom, dad and their puppies.
Getting more beautiful everyday. Almost 5 months!
Turned 6 months Saturday. Make time stop please!
That's weird right?
I'm suffering from postpartum anxiety and is hard for me to leave my baby with a sitter. They suspended me from work today for being tardy so often. Best possible thing they can do for me.
Blows me away everyday to think I made something this beautiful
2 months and already reading. Just kidding.
Ya. She knows how cute she is.
One year ago I told my mom she was going to be a grandmother. She was very upset. One year later with my 5 month old......
See this shit to much. Is your child's life worth the extra space?
Oh the temptation
He had to give the money back.