Dressed up as my favorite beech for Halloween

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Don't you dare have a fidget spinner if you don't have autism. Acc to doctor, of course.

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We've been broken up for a YEAR. Homeslice found my Reddit.

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Floral collarbone piece done by Ellen Perry at Tattoo Paradise in Washington DC

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Another one bites the dust. The Adams Inn closing after 40 years.

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This text really spoke to me. Having kids is the only life decision you can’t back out of. Until I can honestly say to myself “I am enthusiastically ready to take on the burden of a child”, I refuse to do so. How does this make you feel?

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(unconventional beans) Is there a duck equivalence?

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Girls, if someone wants to argue about reproductive rights with you on social media, just make a donation to Planned Parenthood in their name, and send them a screenshot. Take the high road for you and women everywhere!

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Good to know, thanks pal.

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This picture is going to make me cry. The little birds that started it all

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I hate the way foundation feels on my skin, and I don't really bother to conceal my pimples/acne scars. Here's my go-to foundationless weekend look! CCW

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Ladies, NOW is the time to make a donation to Planned Parenthood. They are one Senate vote and one presidential signature away from being defunded nationwide. Show them that we support access to reproductive healthcare!

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Lil shrimpy baby 🍤

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shrompin 🍤

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Eyelashes and eyebrows for days and days

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Shared unironically

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I've been watching a lot of Friends lately, and I noticed Monica's apartment has several botanical prints, and it makes the room look so polished. I got the prints on Etsy and the frames were $6 at Target!

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Can we talk about how stunning she looks? Amazing makeup for an amazing athlete.

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Spotted in Arlington TX

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Found the guy who all the Me toos are written about. Bonus: Un-ironic Fedora

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Not quite a neckbeard, because he is an incredibly creative, hardworking and talented artist. Part of why this baffled me so much

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Posted on a “Redneck DIY” Facebook page 🤮

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MFW a uniformed employee of my local grocer whispers to me with a shit-eating grin, do you think I should tell that fat woman that you can see her bra through her shirt? And waited eagerly for my response. I shut his scrub ass down real quick, and told his manager. 👋🏼

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I got this little dude at a Ghibli store in Tokyo. Bonus puppy who would love to sink her teeth into it!

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Sweet Jesus

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The douchiest ad I’ve ever seen.

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Charming. X-post from r/trashy

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My boyfriend sent me this after his very first shower orange

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On her way home! Any name suggestions?

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Looks like McDonald’s saw money signs!

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What did Elsa do to deserve this

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(SAD) This absolute abomination

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Found this guy making excuses for a grown man punching a 15 year old girl square in the face in a Facebook discussion

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Juggalos Waddle and Wheeze on Washington

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Guy proposes to his girlfriend using a freshly killed animal. Bonus Tiffany blue gun

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On a five dollar item, mind you.

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Thanks for sharing, pal.

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(SAD) Propose to their girlfriend on the horns of their hunt. Bonus Tiffany blue gun

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Lately I’ve been missing the parks, so I’ve been looking at them from above on Google Earth. It’s a whole new perspective and it allows you to see parts of backstage and the show buildings!

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YIKES YIKES YIKES

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~ so different ~

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There’s a lot to unpack here and none of it is good.

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The biggest beans

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I've always been lazy about concealing blemishes, they don't really bother me \\_(ツ)_/ CCW

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I wonder what happened at Costco?

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This is one of my favorite parts of my job! Opened up this dandy lil Ocean Salt today 😍

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Is that... his semen?

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I turn wrenches

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Feeling sunny! 😎 best stamping I’ve done so far.

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Nobody ever said he wasn't opportunistic.

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YOUR 911 CALL TO THE LORD JESUS

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Is that... his semen?

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Ramblings from the guy who stabbed three people on a Portland train

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[social media] Your daily dose of Facebook anti-vax psycho parenting 🙄

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I took my boyfriend to Sephora and now he's got the skincare bug 🙈

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I wonder if Nicole is ok

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Trolls, I think I met my perfect man. Sensitive, smart, great job, respectful, handsome... and he's a 23 year old virgin. He wants to save his virginity for his wife one day. Be still my heart, I almost melted on the spot. But, what does that mean for us/me? Anyone have any experience with this?

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This little guy is keeping the magic alive at my desk!

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What a charmer!

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The things that witness must have seen...

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Orrrr... he masturbated in his sleep?

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Unconventional cat on something other than glass

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On a video about Cracker Barrel

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A girl I used to work with once upon a time

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Good workout 👅💪🏼

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No, I can't say that I have.

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I’ve always wanted a matching set! Mia and Dahlia

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How I feel when I've overdrawn my eyebrows

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Living in Austin gatekeeping

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Adulthood gatekeeping

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Gatekeeping being black

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Trolls! What are some techniques for getting through a workout without being interrupted? Headphones just don't stop them like they used to.

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There was a witness, it must be true! (x-posted)

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Asking the real questions 🤔

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Google is nationally owned

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Our girls. Left is Mia, 9 months, and Dahlia will be 8 this winter

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a e r o d y n a m i c

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Lil Mia at four months old bein a heckin good dog

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Point made.

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This tattoo removal progress

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Does anyone know what this is? On N Capital st and New York Ave

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Aw man, look how bad the traffic is...

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Oh, is that so? (X-post from r/trollxchromosomes)

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