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When virtue signaling goes wrong

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This photo smells like rain

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They did us dirty

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If you're reading this its too late for him

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Its time we spread our wings

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I know you did NOT just me call me that.

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Self driving app starts crashing

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Its brick out there Ma, you wanna borrow my Pelle?

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That's pretty odd

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The military are heroes but me and Steve from accounting can take em

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We already know he likes Mike better.

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Amn Cottontail

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A dead give away if you will.

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You teach me and I teach you, Pirate-mon!

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Cant gloss over history

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Hows It Goin Down?

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FUCKIN RIDICULOUS - RZA

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Lets watch that lay up in slow mo

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Buy the right pie Mookie.

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Thats an L

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Just like the staff used to make!

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Ay bendito that poor terrorist.

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Pros and Cons

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I can feel it in the air

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Took a left turn

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When I heard ISIS and the Taliban declared Jihad against eachother.

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Don't trip.

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They did this 5h1t on purpose

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On today's episode we discuss when its OD cold..

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I also voted for Macklemore to win AOTY.

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You own this?... I own this.

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I was K.I.A after reading this 💀

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Too much white squares

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At least they gave us Ray Charles

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Next they'll say the TV doesn't ruin my eyesight..

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March will be my year.

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Places in America without power or clean water.. How long before they're made great again?

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Pull up in that Craftsmen

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Get to my destination or die trying.

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Trying to have a struggle free weekend in the northeast

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Method actor.

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Diary of a Mad Batman

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I've had a similar experience when i was lost and asking for directions. I was 15..

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Its over Gina. I don't even want you in here rn, step!

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... Did I do thaaat?

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Yeah I seen it, shits crazy..

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I'm feelin myself

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Guess how many TDs bro. Haha noice!

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These bitches are my sons

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Her culture is not a costume!

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You a stupid hoe!.. I take that back 👑

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Sounds like a good ol party!

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Would Confederates play in the NL or AL? 🤔

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Kriss probably got krossed up at work.

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Woops, there it is

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Just to back it up, you could hold my Ice, now lets say you owe me something.

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Why did Game lie on 92 Bars?

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Hatin', is what I got, I said remember that

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Round 2, Haanh!

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And these were made so I wouldn't be put on blast. Smh

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Dash stopped running

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It is known.

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You're not slick.

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A somewhat anti climactic villain

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King of R&B (Robbed & Burglarized)

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Thats when you lock glances with a stranger and shrug.

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Grams is swiping right, blasting Ruffneck by MC Lyte

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Find something of your own to be proud of DiJonay

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Hat Trick

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Spicey tweet

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Alright but find me a Cody or Grayson and I'll be damned.

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A Cornhusker thats the shit I Don't Like

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Doing 50 omw to the Banks

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He was gassed till she flamed him.

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Squares couldn't get your package near the box any how

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Let it Breathe

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Kyrie from downtown!

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Missy please, pick up the phone and come get your mans.

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I'm ambivalent toward this post.

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Come on Barbie lets go pirate

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And let there never be a trash sequel. 🙏

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I like when I can't Like them you know?

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On the set

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He did what now?

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Monica, Monique, Christina, Yolanda

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You handy with the steel, if you know what I mean

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I Really Mean It

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I'm in trouble need bail money

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According to legend IT comes around every 27 years

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Holiday spirit!

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It's the shit, you can't escape it if you wanted to.

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Lemme get uhh.. you guys have lotto? I need a Pick Six

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I dress so loud it echoes

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Jeez Louise, think of the children.

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Light up for J Dilla's 44th

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Roasted by the sound of silence.

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He doesn't like it sweet

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Stop and go... and I need to go

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Bologna

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Horsey of the day

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If you eat that beef it's curtains for your curtains ma.

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Just asking for Treble

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Technical Foul: Hard R in the paint

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But you caught body bout a week agooooo

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20 Something, still not in Ctrl of Anything

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The brand is both brolic and benevolent 💪🎨

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We still banging we never lost power, tell em!

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M-M-Midterm Music

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I wanna get as tanked as our season.

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Big Booster Brand

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Don't use Equifax B

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Lil Budden Vol.2 was just announced

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From the grand jury room down in DC...

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9th Wonder with a reminder

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I have seen the rocky mountain top.

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Depends, what party are they registered for?

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The Collector is displeased.

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Ghostface Kellog - Milk 'Em

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Good night Pumpkin.

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I bought the CD twice!

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¿Que lo que Bambino?

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Your MCM is really confused about Cuffin Season.

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A real academic

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Planned Obsolescence

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This trend will fade away fast

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They only want Uncle Toms like Jason Whitlock on TV.

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Things aint always what it seems - Frank White

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If some Uber drivers were cabbies they'd drive right past you.

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DJ Premier clarifies how to spell his nickname.

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You could lean back or put the seat all the way up.

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That's Google patient privilege.

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We have a caller on the line from Long Island..

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Per Desus request, Paid In Full with Big Bird, Snuffleupagus and Elmo

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Just bought my Dreamhouse

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Its a running joke

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Its happening!

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The juices are pressed and so is Jerry

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