The squirrel is either plotting, or it’s working on its Chaotic Neutral vibe.4yr ⋅ epher95 ⋅ r/oddlyterrifying
Having a dependable strength in your life is the most comforting feeling.5yr ⋅ epher95 ⋅ r/wholesomememes
This dog with a bone in its mouth looks like it’s just received shocking news.5yr ⋅ epher95 ⋅ r/confusing_perspective
A friend didn’t like his red fence, and wanted to replace all of the slats. I showed him what a couple minutes with a pressure washer could do.5yr ⋅ epher95 ⋅ r/powerwashingporn
The only positive thing about my life going downhill is that I can curl into the fetal position so I can roll downhill with minimal effort.4yr ⋅ epher95 ⋅ r/TrollCoping
This is a good description of me. “I’m doing fine, actually... I SAID I’M FINE!!!”4yr ⋅ epher95 ⋅ r/TrollCoping
Please let us destroy your lives without resistance or consequences.4yr ⋅ epher95 ⋅ r/insanepeoplefacebook
I live my life like a soccer game. Whenever I get mildly hurt, I just fall apart and start crying.4yr ⋅ epher95 ⋅ r/TrollCoping
If there are troubles in your life, just look at this baby toucan until the darkness fades away.3yr ⋅ epher95 ⋅ r/Eyebleach
CAAAAAWWWWWWWW!!!! WE MUST RECALL OUR LEGENDARY WARRIORS FROM THE FRONT LINE! WE MUST DEFEND THE HILLTOPS! SSSCRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!5yr ⋅ epher95 ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
Its trashy to have tenants pay (on average in US) 1/3 of their monthly income and to expect that early.4yr ⋅ epher95 ⋅ r/trashy
SCREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! OUR HATCHLINGS MUST LEARN THE WAYS OF HILLTOP DEFENSE AGAINST THE MUDMEN!! CAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!6yr ⋅ epher95 ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
SCREEEEEE!!! MUDMAN KILLING MODE ACTIVATED! SSSCRRRAAAAWWWWWWW!!!!!5yr ⋅ epher95 ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
SCREEEEE!!! OUR BROTHER LIES IN WAIT AT THE TOP FOR HIS NEXT VICTIM! SSSCRRRRRRRAAAAWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!5yr ⋅ epher95 ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
SCRAW! I HAVE CAPTURED A MUDMAN PLAYTHING! THEY ARE AT OUR MERCY SCRAW!7yr ⋅ epher95 ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
SCREEEEEEE!!!! WE MUST KILL THE MUDMEN AND DEFEND THE HILLTOPS!!!! KIIIIILLLL THE MUDMEN! SSSSSSSCRRRRRAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!7yr ⋅ epher95 ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
Its like there was a “be unique” contest and she completely missed the point.4yr ⋅ epher95 ⋅ r/awfuleverything
Stupid boyfriend, expensive heroin and an unwanted ankle biter. What a pile of shit.4yr ⋅ epher95 ⋅ r/iamatotalpieceofshit
SCRRRREEEEEEEEE!!! LET US FIGHT, MY BROTHERS!! 'TILL THE MUDMEN ARE NO MORE SCRRRRRAAAAWWWWWWWWWW!!!7yr ⋅ epher95 ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
Give me what on average is 1/3 of your income. Oh, and I recommend it come early.4yr ⋅ epher95 ⋅ r/iamatotalpieceofshit
r/Pics has been full of humans and animals ‘in disguise’. How about the new cell tower in my town disguised as a tree?5yr ⋅ epher95 ⋅ r/pics
I know I’m a day late, but the new cell tower in my town is disguised as a tree.5yr ⋅ epher95 ⋅ r/pics
