We just moved here from Phoenix. My dad owns a home security company. He came to Springfield because of it's high crime rate and lackluster police force. All my friends are back in Phoenix and this town has a weird smell that you're all probably used to... but I'm not1yr ⋅ eolas-inntinn ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way!2yr ⋅ eolas-inntinn ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Bart rented a car with a phony driver's license and drove Milhouse, Martin, and Nelson to a week out in Knoxville and their car got crushed and they're out of money and they can't get home and Bart's working as a courier and just came back from Hong Kong!1yr ⋅ eolas-inntinn ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Mr. Simpson, are you quite sure you know how to take care of a pony?2yr ⋅ eolas-inntinn ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Since you've attended public schools, I'm going to assume you're already proficient with small arms. So, we'll start you off with something a little more advanced.1yr ⋅ eolas-inntinn ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
“You ugly, hate-filled man!” “Hey- Hey, I may be ugly and hate-filled, but I’ve, um- What was the third thing you said?”2yr ⋅ eolas-inntinn ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Tbf if you are being safe and only smoking after your kids are asleep then absolutely it should be as acceptable as a glass of wine.3yr ⋅ eolas-inntinn ⋅ r/weed
For the next week, I stayed alive by eating my mother’s delicious preserves; and maintained my sanity by dribbling a nearby basketball with my one free hand. I made a game of it, seeing how many times I could bounce the ball in a day, then trying to break that record.1yr ⋅ eolas-inntinn ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
It’s the mighty robots of Battlestar Galactica, versus the gay robots of Star Wars!2yr ⋅ eolas-inntinn ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
My local tattoo shop had a Friday the 13th flash sale and you know I had to do it when I seen this!2yr ⋅ eolas-inntinn ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Hey, Skinner, wanna drag race? My high school sweetheart was killed in a drag racing accident. Come on, it’ll be fun. That’s what Debbie Sue said.1yr ⋅ eolas-inntinn ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
