Everytime I see someone say 5g causes cancer, or Bill Gates created Coronavirus, I think of this Alan Moore quote on conspiracy theories2yr ⋅ eoininin ⋅ r/ireland
You like Kirk Van Houten? His early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when Can I Borrow a Feeling came out in '96, I think he really came into his own, commercially and artistically.3yr ⋅ eoininin ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Hello, Simpson. I'm riding the bus today because mother hid my car keys to punish me for talking to a woman on the phone.7yr ⋅ eoininin ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Sanders' supporter successfully convincing superdelegate to switch to Bernie7yr ⋅ eoininin ⋅ r/enoughsandersspam
Oh, and one more thing: You must find the Jade Monkey, before the next full moon.7yr ⋅ eoininin ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
MFW when I lost the race 2 months ago but gullible 12 year olds are still using their parent's credit card to give me money7yr ⋅ eoininin ⋅ r/enoughsandersspam
Tango-14, we're being fired at. I'm getting an exact ID on the bogey now.7yr ⋅ eoininin ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
All right I admit it: I am the Lindbergh baby! Wah-wah. Goo, goo. I miss my fly-fly da-da.6yr ⋅ eoininin ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Don't worry, they'll forget. Just like they forgot about me in that tiger cage for 18 agonizing months... Every night I wake up screaming!7yr ⋅ eoininin ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Smithers, I've designed a new plane. I call it the Spruce Moose and it will carry 200 passengers from New York's Idlewild Airport to the Belgian Congo in 17 minutes!6yr ⋅ eoininin ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
You're out there somewhere, Beer Baron, and I'll find you. No, you won't.6yr ⋅ eoininin ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Wait! Did you know that there's a direct correlation between the decline of spirograph and the rise in gang activity?7yr ⋅ eoininin ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
If you are watching this tape, you are the president of the United States. Hello, sir or ma'am. Hopefully sir.6yr ⋅ eoininin ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
No one must know I dropped them in the toilet. Not I, the man who drafted the Paris Peace Accords.5yr ⋅ eoininin ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
