Here is a picture of the love of my life, my everything, my heart. I never knew how much I could love until I met you, my sweet prince - my 1080Ti.... My son is also in the shot.2mo ⋅ English_Joe ⋅ r/pcmasterrace
Note to self; Next time you buy some fertiliser pellets for the garden, don’t buy hydrogen peroxide (for my fish tank) in the same week. We all had a giggle in the end.1yr ⋅ English_Joe ⋅ r/CasualUK
I bought some tweezers on eBay. I then complained as they were tiny. The guy sent me these. Well played sir.4yr ⋅ English_Joe ⋅ r/funny
The floor at the London science museum is made of mini-chromosomes5yr ⋅ English_Joe ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
Walking the dog in the park this morning and someone had their cock out. Disgusting.4yr ⋅ English_Joe ⋅ r/CasualUK
Is anyone buying this attempt to rebrand Stella Artois as a stylish drink? I think it has such a reputation in the UK.2yr ⋅ English_Joe ⋅ r/CasualUK
Who has too much crap in the loft? Not me! Note: avoid the wife when tossing boxes down.5yr ⋅ English_Joe ⋅ r/CasualUK
Our dog groomers have been closed for months in the UK due to lockdown. Guess what opened today! He’s so happy. Running around like a puppy again despite being 12!3yr ⋅ English_Joe ⋅ r/aww
Word of warning; next time you buy Hydrogen Peroxide (for dosing) and Hydrochloric Acid (for KH Director), don’t also buy Fertiliser Pellets for the garden in the same week... We all had a laugh in the end!1yr ⋅ English_Joe ⋅ r/ReefTank
85 and 5 - One defended the Suez Canal after WWII, the other doesn’t like his picture taken.4yr ⋅ English_Joe ⋅ r/CasualUK
My son is playing Mario for the first time today. Found him “hiding” in the corner to avoid the Goombas. Wait until he grows up and plays Dark Souls...5yr ⋅ English_Joe ⋅ r/gaming
Everyone laughed when I got an AC unit fitted in the UK to keep the fish cool but everyone wants to come see the fish when it’s a heatwave 😎11mo ⋅ English_Joe ⋅ r/ReefTank
If you have never achieved this incredible feat, this is what it feels like to be six years old and hit the 1000 ticket jackpot in the arcade.2yr ⋅ English_Joe ⋅ r/CasualUK
Someone is happy the groomers are finally reopening... The humans still look a mess.3yr ⋅ English_Joe ⋅ r/CasualUK
My first cross post, think we can all agree it had to be done.4yr ⋅ English_Joe ⋅ r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs
Playing the kids game with my family. My daughter is 3 and doing amazing, however during every battle, she literally hides behind her special item when attacked.4mo ⋅ English_Joe ⋅ r/DungeonsAndDragons
I made the Johnny Silverhand drink. Tequila old fashioned with a shot of beer and chilli flakes. Not bad!2yr ⋅ English_Joe ⋅ r/LowSodiumCyberpunk
Bought some tweezers on eBay. Complained they were too small. Sent me these. Touche sir.4yr ⋅ English_Joe ⋅ r/CasualUK
Don’t you just love it when you wake up and your water is crystal clear?3yr ⋅ English_Joe ⋅ r/ReefTank
Opinion: Smoke launchers on the model means the unit should have smoke button enabled.1yr ⋅ English_Joe ⋅ r/warno
“Daddy, who are these people?” - Seaside coin drop games haven’t changed in decades.2yr ⋅ English_Joe ⋅ r/CasualUK
It’s the wife’s birthday tomorrow. I opted for some organic and biodegradable wrapping paper for her present.3yr ⋅ English_Joe ⋅ r/BBQ
Sunday night shot. 18 months since I migrated from my last tank to this...3yr ⋅ English_Joe ⋅ r/ReefTank
Found this in a random Holiday Inn chain hotel in Cambridge in the UK - what am I looking at? Lots of signatures to be seen...1yr ⋅ English_Joe ⋅ r/aviation
On a train for 2 hours. Time to sort out those staffing issues.1yr ⋅ English_Joe ⋅ r/footballmanagergames
“Can you declutter your side of the under sink cupboard please” - The wife actually had the ovaries to say that to me.2yr ⋅ English_Joe ⋅ r/CasualUK
As a parent, we are very lucky to have this amazing place on our doorstep.3yr ⋅ English_Joe ⋅ r/sheffield
My son had 2 birthday parties today. I wasn’t missing Ind vs Aus. Can you tell?5yr ⋅ English_Joe ⋅ r/Cricket
This year has been tough. I can’t wait to get back to normal. Making kids cry with fear at Halloween.3yr ⋅ English_Joe ⋅ r/CasualUK
Follow up post: for those who said it can’t be done, for those who call me a madman, well, who’s laughing now?!? Mwa ha ha!!!1mo ⋅ English_Joe ⋅ r/watercooling
Today is me and my wife’s 8 year anniversary. I’m drinking margaritas while building a Lego space shuttle with our boy, all while the wife cooks tea. Happy Tuesday all.4yr ⋅ English_Joe ⋅ r/CasualUK
Just a reminder, these little slippery buggers sleep in your piles of leaves. Nearly gave me a heart attack cleaning up the foliage under the rattan chairs.2yr ⋅ English_Joe ⋅ r/CasualUK
Took Mum out for a pub lunch today, there was a funeral wake at the pub too, but it was open to the public. While queuing at the bar, she couldn’t fathom why she was getting daggers off everyone...2yr ⋅ English_Joe ⋅ r/CasualUK
10 years, 3 different fish tanks and lots of pennies and tears got me here...4yr ⋅ English_Joe ⋅ r/ReefTank
Console owners will never know the joy of having built something yourself...4yr ⋅ English_Joe ⋅ r/pcmasterrace
As per a recent post, I concur, they make excellent babysitter. The wife argues its the most expensive babysitter ever but I disagree.3yr ⋅ English_Joe ⋅ r/ReefTank
Got some Ramboutan fruit today. My 6 year old son freaked out: I am not eating the CORONA virus... sums up 2020. Weird year.3yr ⋅ English_Joe ⋅ r/CasualUK
WTF Dave?!? I thought we all agreed on the little round shields today...4yr ⋅ English_Joe ⋅ r/totalwar
Spotted this next to a morgue at an NHS hospital today. Not sure I’d eat there.3yr ⋅ English_Joe ⋅ r/CasualUK
The leftover pasta went missing. My dog: “It’s not what it looks like”.3yr ⋅ English_Joe ⋅ r/CasualUK
Why do I have two male Resplendent Anthias? Quite happy living together with 8 females. I know they are hermaphroditic but surprised there are two males living peacefully.3yr ⋅ English_Joe ⋅ r/ReefTank
Following a recent recommendation on this sub, we visited this attraction and my kids (and me) had a truly remember me day. Thanks!!3yr ⋅ English_Joe ⋅ r/yorkshire
Mums moving house. Found this treasure trove in the attic. That’s my weekend sorted.3yr ⋅ English_Joe ⋅ r/pcmasterrace
Daddy, is this better than my Switch? - Yes son, in every way possible, yes. Now move away slowly...4yr ⋅ English_Joe ⋅ r/pcmasterrace
I did it boys (just for the merchandise/shirt sales shot at the end of the season) but I signed Neymar - Now what do I do with him?1yr ⋅ English_Joe ⋅ r/footballmanagergames
Moved to a new house a few miles down the road. Kept my bee hotel in the garage over the winter. Some guests are beginning to wake.4yr ⋅ English_Joe ⋅ r/bees
Would you leave your BBQ’s outside like this in the UK? I’m worried about rust.2yr ⋅ English_Joe ⋅ r/UKBBQ
Sometimes you forget how lucky we are to live in the UK - Sherwood Forest.5yr ⋅ English_Joe ⋅ r/CasualUK
TIL: The default male face for Shepard is based on that of Dutch model Mark Vanderloo.3yr ⋅ English_Joe ⋅ r/masseffect
Saw the rare lesser spotted Rubik’s fish today in a local river. Amazing specimen, lovely colour.3yr ⋅ English_Joe ⋅ r/CasualUK
My son is upset he hasn’t been able to change the weather label for weeks.5yr ⋅ English_Joe ⋅ r/CasualUK
Took my sun to a fun fair on Sunday. What do you think I was also doing?5yr ⋅ English_Joe ⋅ r/Cricket
We let my son pick any bear he wanted. I cannot get over how it looks like a bear in a gold Gimp suit... anyone else?4yr ⋅ English_Joe ⋅ r/CasualUK
A chef at my local Chinese has a neck mounted mini-fan. The future is here.4yr ⋅ English_Joe ⋅ r/CasualUK
My new fish is a hoarder. Each night he builds a new front door to his cave...3yr ⋅ English_Joe ⋅ r/ReefTank
Never had pets before. My local pet store sold me this “bunny” for my daughter but all he eats is meat. Should I take him back?2yr ⋅ English_Joe ⋅ r/funny
Taking my young kids to their first music festival tomorrow called Glow Worm, they ask, “Daddy, who is Paul Chuckle?” - Oh you’ll see. You’ll see kids!!2yr ⋅ English_Joe ⋅ r/CasualUK
Signed a new full back, he's 5' 2 - see if you can spot him.5yr ⋅ English_Joe ⋅ r/footballmanagergames
Follow up to pancake day past: you can cook pancakes on a panini press. That is all.4yr ⋅ English_Joe ⋅ r/CasualUK
My wife got me a joke valentines gift that's a motion sensor toilet light to help me not miss in the night. Turns out it scares the crap out of our toddler. Can't see why...7yr ⋅ English_Joe ⋅ r/funny
Had a stable tank for a year, then my Calcium dipped a little. Adjusted my dosing pump and forgot. Woke up to 550 Ca and my Aussie Highlighter Acropora stripping. Never. Ever. Skip your basic water tests. Been doing this a decade. Still learning!!3yr ⋅ English_Joe ⋅ r/ReefTank
This stained glass window in Grantham train station waiting room - turns out he was raised here...4yr ⋅ English_Joe ⋅ r/CasualUK
Remember those pictures of dogs playing snooker and stuff? Think I’ve found the new version.4yr ⋅ English_Joe ⋅ r/CasualUK
I took the light up label off the top and put it underneath. Small detail but I like it.4yr ⋅ English_Joe ⋅ r/pcmasterrace
Urgh... plumbed it up in reverse, will it really effect performance?4yr ⋅ English_Joe ⋅ r/watercooling
My one year old daughter tried Angel Delight for the first time. Enjoy.4yr ⋅ English_Joe ⋅ r/CasualUK
