ǝɯ suǝppɐs uoıʇɐuıɯıɹɔsıp ǝɥʇ

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Every. Damn. Time.

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Oh god...please just, just go away

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I love meat product shoved into pastry sleeves

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I'd like to solve, please

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Dethroning the Champ

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Bye Felicia

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Don't know why you guys are upset, the design's looking pretty rad

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Jeffy boy showing you don't have to let your dreams be dreams

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I can knot believe these deals!

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Now that's some Swift thinking

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That's a lotta damage

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It makes a little shelf for your comic book and chocolate milk

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How could this have happened?!?

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We all know it's true

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How badly do I want it, and what will it do to me?

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I know a great reiki grandmaster and acupuncturist I can recommend, too

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Oh, I doubt that very mu-

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Bubblegum's on me, boys

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Youtube's yearly parade of nonsense is here

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Never Left the Bottom

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Tommy T-Rex often lashed out due to his sensitivity about his short arms

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There are some fates so evil we dare not speak them aloud

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Um, yeah...I could probably fit you in

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Just...hold....on

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A 🅱️eautiful mind

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Forgive me, Okaasan and Otousan!

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That's a lotta damage.jpeg

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Let me show you the power of a truly strong bond

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The probability of success is difficult to estimate, but if we never search the chance of success is zero.

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What foul things lurk beneath the surface of mankind's deepest desires?

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*training wheels, handlebars, AND all frame welds fall off*

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Okay atheists, explain this

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I must zoom

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Would kill them if they weren't...y'know

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Be prepared to take notes

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Ahh, the good ole days

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A true connoisseur seeks only the finest things

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FWD: FWD: RE: Not in my town!!!

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I can eat and eat and eat, and still I feel so empty

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That's-a spicy microbrew! 👌

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I didn't buy all that Purina Chow for this

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I must zoom

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sUre wOUld bE niCe

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Dear Diary, today I learned the ultimate lifehack

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(CAN'T WAKE UP).png

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Nah, you don't wanna see that, nothing interesting

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Same Memes, Different Day

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Should I be worried? Sincerely, Max

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Microwaves are for n00bs

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I've got 69% hearing loss

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Proven to be effective birth control

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Ridin' the train to another Flavortown Friday

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FWD: FWD: RE: Not in my town!!!

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They did not ace this venture

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Man who squat on toilet high on pot -Confucius

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I saved so much by using this ONE WEIRD TRICK

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Didn't even know I had red foxes in my area

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There are some exceptions

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Here's a little lesson in being carefree

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The koala has perfected an ecological niche by taking things slow and being easygoing

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Miss Piggy reportedly responding to this story with no comment

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You want some Twizzlers? I got the hookup

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All's fair in jerkin' it and war

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It's not very effective...

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Look, Marianne, I call this one the Rocketman!

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It's not very effective...

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Is this really where I saw myself?

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You'll be missed, bub

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Big oof

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Growing your own food is so much work sometimes too

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I feel a heavy presence in the room

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The only fix that can instantly patch, bond, seal, and repair

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Why do good girls like dogs chasing cars?

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hmmm

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This is my private domicile

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Wait a minute, you mean they're finally here?

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My local Staples says I can't come back, what do I do

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shoes. shoes? shoes

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Take several times daily

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Cast it into the fiery pit and be done with it

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Really makes you think

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*barks internally*

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Make me a sandwich has gained new meaning

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I made zem nice and crispee

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Your data is as good as stolen

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I'm posting this with my mind right now

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Empty vessels make the loudest noise

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I'm way pasta angry about it

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...and behold, a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death

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A man has needs

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hmmm

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Verily, my loins doth feel the heat

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hmmm

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I smell the gaseous byproduct of digested pork waste

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LEMME SEE 'EM, OH YEAH

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Don't come near me with that banana flavor trash

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recursion means my pain is infinite

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请不要解雇我,我需要这份工作

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Anything is a tissue if you're desperate enough

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I'm sure he'll be better in no time

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When you've graduated to the good stuff

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You have a tiny person cough, do you?

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Better beans, better coffee

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This is unacceptable

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Anything is a tissue if you're desperate enough

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*training wheels, handlebars, AND all frame welds fall off*

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shoes

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