Posted last week after realizing my mom watched our doorbell camera to check if my brother and I get home late. Checked the footage. He might have me beat.5yr ⋅ emzieees ⋅ r/gifs
My friend set her cat’s food on a timer. All he does all day is wait for the food gods to bless him5yr ⋅ emzieees ⋅ r/funny
Just wanted to make some extra money while everything is closed...apparently that’s too much to ask4yr ⋅ emzieees ⋅ r/ChoosingBeggars
I asked my mom if she could get a picture of me mid-air jumping off a sand dune. She assured me she could. These are the two pics she got4yr ⋅ emzieees ⋅ r/funny
I left my blanket at my 90 year old grandma’s house and asked her to send it back. She wrapped cookies and brownies inside 😭6yr ⋅ emzieees ⋅ r/aww
This guy in Zimbabwe asked who donated to their hospital. I told him, and he said “I’ve never met him, but show him this.”7yr ⋅ emzieees ⋅ r/pics
One of my med school professors printed this and put it on his door after a tough exam5yr ⋅ emzieees ⋅ r/funny
My coworker cut her hand open making avocado toast and had to get stitches. Today, I had this ready in her office when she came into work.6yr ⋅ emzieees ⋅ r/pics
My best friend and I have been looking for dogs for several months. We found this guy at the shelter and I was worried he wouldn’t bond because he was so shy. This is what I woke up to this morning6yr ⋅ emzieees ⋅ r/aww
My brother texted me and asked if there was something “going on with olives” and I couldn’t figure out what he meant till he sent this pic4yr ⋅ emzieees ⋅ r/funny
My friend assured me that her dog would be good with my kitten. She was correct :’)4yr ⋅ emzieees ⋅ r/aww
I broke my ring finger when I was a kid, and now when it's cold out, it's the only finger that doesn't respond.7yr ⋅ emzieees ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
I bought new couches and sold my old ones, but the guy who was supposed to buy them bailed. So I photoshopped myself onto all of them5yr ⋅ emzieees ⋅ r/funny
Shelter said if I took one I had to take both. No complaints about that. Reddit, meet....well, I’m not sure, I haven’t named them yet \_(ツ)_/ 5yr ⋅ emzieees ⋅ r/aww
My mom wanted me to remove the bees nest above her door. Those are some big bees5yr ⋅ emzieees ⋅ r/aww
Nearly a year ago, my coworker needed stitches after an avocado toast accident. I made this sign for her and they’re still updating it4yr ⋅ emzieees ⋅ r/funny
My stepdad planted an orange tree four years ago. This is this year’s first harvest. I’ve never seen him so proud.6yr ⋅ emzieees ⋅ r/pics
I nanny for an autistic boy. He offered to help me with the shopping and asked to hold the list. Nothing out the ordinary here, right guys?7yr ⋅ emzieees ⋅ r/funny
My town thought it would be a good idea to put those rental bikes in. Until this happened4yr ⋅ emzieees ⋅ r/funny
My grandma’s cat refuses to come out while I’m there. But he’s always watching6yr ⋅ emzieees ⋅ r/funny
Most people keep a bat under their bed in case of intruders. Not my best friend6yr ⋅ emzieees ⋅ r/funny
My friends roommates never do the dishes and were drinking her alcohol. She found a solution.9yr ⋅ emzieees ⋅ r/funny
A duck was being a huge jerk to these two. I chased him off, and now they won't stop following me. Meet my duck bros.9yr ⋅ emzieees ⋅ r/funny
My brother's store got robbed at gunpoint. I got him this to make him feel better.9yr ⋅ emzieees ⋅ r/funny
I prefer to sit while I do my makeup....thought you all might enjoy5yr ⋅ emzieees ⋅ r/makeuporganization
When I was 10, my best friend and I made a band. Her dad made us album art, and I remember being so proud. Then, we found this6yr ⋅ emzieees ⋅ r/funny
My grandpa and his twin's 80th birthday is today. Just found this picture of them when they were 6.7yr ⋅ emzieees ⋅ r/pics
The local shelter brought in a professional photographer to capture the dogs' personalities. This one is a winner.10yr ⋅ emzieees ⋅ r/funny
One year ago, I left my life behind I alienated my family, moved to a new country, all to chase my dreams. And now, it's all worth it.7yr ⋅ emzieees ⋅ r/funny
One year ago today, I shared the top photo as results from a jaw surgery. Figured I'd share an updated picture without swelling (bottom) :)9yr ⋅ emzieees ⋅ r/pics
When I was a kid, my mom used to get out of the car, and come around to get me. By the time she got around, I would have already gotten out of the car and pretended to have died. -James Veitch (TED)7yr ⋅ emzieees ⋅ r/funny
8 months ago, my friend who works at a car dealership promised to sell me a car at cost if the Warriors won the NBA title. Sam is a man of his word.9yr ⋅ emzieees ⋅ r/pics
It was SO FUN!! I did bachelor live on stage and it was amazing. Thank you all for encouraging me (and picking my dress!!)4yr ⋅ emzieees ⋅ r/thebachelor
Meet Kenneth and Leo. We ordered hand sanitizer dispensers for their hospital in rural Zimbabwe after doctors complained that there was no way to keep their hands clean. This is them with the prototype that they installed today!7yr ⋅ emzieees ⋅ r/pics
Thanks for your kind words on my first blanket. You inspired me to make a second4yr ⋅ emzieees ⋅ r/pics
[Shitpost] Our associate dean is always sending out cute emails like this5yr ⋅ emzieees ⋅ r/medicalschool
[Shitpost] Walking into Prometric two days after Step to take COMLEX and seeing everyone nervous4yr ⋅ emzieees ⋅ r/medicalschool
[misc] I’ve posted here a few times looking for a self-tanner to stay a little more sun-kissed without the sun. I found this at Sally’s a few weeks ago and it is amazing!! It’s self-tanner but without the rest of the lotion, so you just add it to your regular moisturizer5yr ⋅ emzieees ⋅ r/SkincareAddiction
Convinced my male best friend to watch the bachelor with me. He said he wasn’t going to get invested5yr ⋅ emzieees ⋅ r/thebachelor
I’ve been tucking my cats in when I leave for class, and now they meow when I put my shoes on to remind me5yr ⋅ emzieees ⋅ r/aww
Stumbled across this cat grooming bag on Amazon, looks more like a kitty S&M accessory.10yr ⋅ emzieees ⋅ r/WTF
My cat is afraid of men. But when he pretends to be asleep, she’ll sneak over and cuddle him6yr ⋅ emzieees ⋅ r/aww
People got to bid on my boyfriend’s haircut for a fundraiser, and this one won. I feel like it belongs here6yr ⋅ emzieees ⋅ r/Justfuckmyshitup
Some kids have been throwing rocks at the geese and ducks at our apartment lake. I’ve had to personally tell them to stop while their parents are right there. Our apartment manager had to send this out4yr ⋅ emzieees ⋅ r/trashy
Was going through my grandma’s old stuff when I found my great-great-grandfather’s discharge papers from the Civil War.6yr ⋅ emzieees ⋅ r/pics
Come back to substitute just to try and tell high schoolers that global warming doesn’t exist5yr ⋅ emzieees ⋅ r/iamatotalpieceofshit
Try 6. Traded out the mirror. Lost the plant. I like this one. :)1yr ⋅ emzieees ⋅ r/interiordecorating
Ok, try number 3. I moved it as you all suggested and added some art. Is it better?1yr ⋅ emzieees ⋅ r/interiordecorating
Not that I ever thought “Shake” was a good person, but now he is harassing other cast members on Instagram? Jesus.2yr ⋅ emzieees ⋅ r/LoveIsBlindOnNetflix
My best friend recently joined Monat. At least she’s someone I can openly mock for it5yr ⋅ emzieees ⋅ r/antiMLM
