Parents stalked my Instagram since I live in another state. Then Mom sent me this lovely text letting me know I deserved to be fired from my childcare job, because of a photo my friend took of me in an evening gown she decided was too low-cut.

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Fucking losing my mind over this

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Good boy protecting the bees

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[POEM] dedication page of the poetry collection Manic-depressive Pixie Dream Girl by Katya Zinn

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this gave me “that funny feeling” vibes today

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The glasses this woman is wearing in the commercial for the Nexplanon birth control implant...I am obsessed

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Feelings: now available in Man

3yr ⋅

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Shithouse philosopher strikes again

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Precocious toddler helps old perv see error of his ways

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