President Trump explains his decision to relax the restrictions on asbestos (circa 2018)6yr ⋅ emperorarg ⋅ r/fakehistoryporn
Accountant cat will help make sure you tally up your sales properly so that you don’t fall foul with the IRS.1yr ⋅ emperorarg ⋅ r/Catswithjobs
45 min...that’s how long I searched for her before and found her on my bed in a blanket cave.4yr ⋅ emperorarg ⋅ r/cats
I just know that the last image I will ever see is a pair of murder mittens.3yr ⋅ emperorarg ⋅ r/murdermittens
I'm in a snarky mood. TW looks like she's just about to burst. Recreate their conversation in the car ride below1yr ⋅ emperorarg ⋅ r/SaintMeghanMarkle
The holy grail for every man forced to accompany his girlfriend on a shopping trip.6yr ⋅ emperorarg ⋅ r/funny
3F. I have not been allowed into the garden for 5 weeks due to Coronavirus and haven’t been able to bring dead animals to my slave as an offering of my love. Could use a pick me up 😁4yr ⋅ emperorarg ⋅ r/toastme
Is it “Heat her terraces” or “Heather Terraces” or “Heat her terr aces”. Owww my head hurts!!!5yr ⋅ emperorarg ⋅ r/keming
As a Canadian, it was major surprise to see Top Gear on a TV in my local Best Buy.10mo ⋅ emperorarg ⋅ r/TopGear
My cat like to sit next to me while I work and I’m always afraid of rolling over her tail....so I bought her a chair and now she can sit by me and get tons of pets all day long.3yr ⋅ emperorarg ⋅ r/cats
Poster uses a knife to carve an X on his hand and blames the cat.2yr ⋅ emperorarg ⋅ r/KarmaConspiracy
Got rejected from my first choice of my MBA school without an interview and I am fearful of opening my email to see another rejection. This month isn’t going the way I hoped my birthday month would go. Could use a pick me up7mo ⋅ emperorarg ⋅ r/toastme
We-e-ell! If it isn't the leader of the wiener patrol, boning up on his nerd lessons!6yr ⋅ emperorarg ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I showed this picture of my cat to my friend’s 3 yr old daughter when they visited my home and she started to cry because she thought the cat lost an arm. She was holding the cat when I showed her the picture.6yr ⋅ emperorarg ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
Yes I purified him, no I’m not sorry, yes I will do it again if I get another shadow shuckle. 😁2yr ⋅ emperorarg ⋅ r/pokemongo
Came out of the shower to this. Luckily she stayed still until I got my phone.5yr ⋅ emperorarg ⋅ r/cats
I’ve done 53,000 trades including special trades. Here are my 4* legendary trades1yr ⋅ emperorarg ⋅ r/pokemongobrag
Some may remember my last post about how I was trying to get all 3s in my stardust as 3 is my favorite number. Well I finally succeeded 😍🥰😌2yr ⋅ emperorarg ⋅ r/pokemongo
3 is my fav number. I tried so hard to get my stardust to have all 3s but this is as close as I could get 😪2yr ⋅ emperorarg ⋅ r/pokemongo
Today is her second birthday. As a treat to her, I let her drop as many bottles from the kitchen counter as she liked6yr ⋅ emperorarg ⋅ r/catpictures
Looks like I won't be getting any sleep today. My cat has stolen my bed.7yr ⋅ emperorarg ⋅ r/tuckedinkitties
This chair has been with me for 8 years. This is what she did to it in 3 months5yr ⋅ emperorarg ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Abraham Lincoln puts an end to slavery by signing the Emancipation proclamation. Circa 18635yr ⋅ emperorarg ⋅ r/fakehistoryporn
In the movie American History X, Derek Vinyard can be seen with a Nazi Swastika tattoo on his chest. This is a subtle hint that he doesn’t like minorities and admires Adolph Hitler.6yr ⋅ emperorarg ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
I was preparing my lunch for work and had three slices of smoked turkey on this plate. HAD...... She knows what she did!!!!5yr ⋅ emperorarg ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Toddler, 3, gets a ticket for illegally parking his hog by a ferry terminal!4yr ⋅ emperorarg ⋅ r/funny
This is what my phone number would look like if all the digits were replaced by 7!6yr ⋅ emperorarg ⋅ r/notinteresting
I caught her napping in my closet on top of a stack of my trousers.7yr ⋅ emperorarg ⋅ r/MildlyStartledCats
Sometimes I like to imagine that there is a joker within the Mueller team whose sole job is to troll and torment Trump by giving him nicknames like individual 1. Then I remember that Mueller is a professional and probably doesn’t stand for jokes about his work.5yr ⋅ emperorarg ⋅ r/The_Mueller
[OC] My dad is undergoing chemo, he got covid and was admitted. This is his final bill.1yr ⋅ emperorarg ⋅ r/pics
I see the guy with a pvp hundo weedle and raise you a pvp hundo shiny beedrill.4yr ⋅ emperorarg ⋅ r/PokemonGOIVs
She’s been sitting like this for the past 5 min. When I call her, She turns around, looks at me and goes back to the position she is in. A little help please!5yr ⋅ emperorarg ⋅ r/StoppedWorking
She fell asleep waiting to trap my hand when I went to rub her belly.6yr ⋅ emperorarg ⋅ r/catpictures
Saw this on another subreddit and all I could think of was Die Bart, Die!6yr ⋅ emperorarg ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I washed and dried my clothes and left them on the table for 30 seconds and she got up on them. Guess I have to wash the fur off my clothes again.5yr ⋅ emperorarg ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
In early January there was a shortage of tomatoes due to hurricane Irma. I don’t think anyone will be fooled by this though!6yr ⋅ emperorarg ⋅ r/toronto
I've been going over my resume again and again and this is what I came up with. Critiques are welcome5yr ⋅ emperorarg ⋅ r/resumes
I'm a metalhead who is trying to impress a girl who lives in my building and is a Taylor swift fan. It's not possible to buy a physical copy of her latest album with all the songs.11mo ⋅ emperorarg ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
She doesn't know whether she wants to go back under the bed sheet or come out. #catproblems7yr ⋅ emperorarg ⋅ r/cats
Life has been hard but it would have been much more difficult without this cutie. I have had her for 18 months and she makes me happy. Happy 😊6yr ⋅ emperorarg ⋅ r/happy
CiTY tERroRIzED bY mUTaNt aftER gENeTiC TEsT gOEs aWRy. 100,000+ rEPorTeD DEaD!5yr ⋅ emperorarg ⋅ r/PeopleFuckingDying
I am going to fail my GMAT S.C. questions because my my mortal enemy - the word “that”4yr ⋅ emperorarg ⋅ r/GMAT
I got this guy in my bedroom hiding behind my bedside table. I never thought I’d see a Tyranitar in the wild.6yr ⋅ emperorarg ⋅ r/PokemonGOToronto
My turkey breast sandwich from Subway was wrapped in Subway themed wrapping paper and given to me in a Subway themed plastic bag.6yr ⋅ emperorarg ⋅ r/notinteresting
Every time I see this poster on the subway, I think of stupid sexy Flanders.7yr ⋅ emperorarg ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Now son, On your first day of school, I'd like to pass the words of advice my father gave me.5yr ⋅ emperorarg ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
A fistfight is in progress in downtown Springfield. Early reports indicate, and these are very preliminary that one of the fighters is a giant lizard!6yr ⋅ emperorarg ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Shopping list - Eggs, Milk, Grapes, Toilet Paper and .......................rubber gloves7yr ⋅ emperorarg ⋅ r/cats
I like to play Pokemon Go and found my XP to be oddly satisfying. :)7yr ⋅ emperorarg ⋅ r/oddlysatisfying
I fell down and got a small cut today I got this Band-Aid from a first aid kit nearby. Can anyone tell me anything about who manufactured it? It is the best Band-Aid I’ve ever used.6yr ⋅ emperorarg ⋅ r/whatisthisthing
