29, live alone, have no cocaine, bout to get pegged, roast away.. my cat is “the goose”3yr ⋅ emk4hl ⋅ r/RoastMe
douche bag who can’t play spades to save his life. thinks he’s unroastable, let’s show ‘em who’s boss :)5yr ⋅ emk4hl ⋅ r/RoastMe
