I have compiled a list of all the things women are compared to in this sub's top posts of all time. Some of these are common, others more creative.11mo ⋅ emissaryofwinds ⋅ r/NotHowGirlsWork
Think about it: why else would they continue to try to kill it but also be so inefficient at it?2yr ⋅ emissaryofwinds ⋅ r/DankMemesFromSite19
Because a giant moving mirror reflecting the sun into the eyes of other drivers isn't a road hazard at all1yr ⋅ emissaryofwinds ⋅ r/dangerousdesign
Suggestive bagged drinks served at Chadeen Cafe in southern Thailand11mo ⋅ emissaryofwinds ⋅ r/wewantcups
Parasites. Upvote this post so this image comes up when someone searches parasites.6yr ⋅ emissaryofwinds ⋅ r/LateStageCapitalism
Rope memory from Apollo 11, taken at the Computer History Museum in San Francisco7yr ⋅ emissaryofwinds ⋅ r/cableporn
BeautyCounter-touting MLM hun uses her status as home health nurse to push products on woman with leukemia6yr ⋅ emissaryofwinds ⋅ r/iamatotalpieceofshit
The trunk of an oak tree serves as a nest of an albar pine. Both trees are alive and have been sharing living space for more than a century. The pine reaches 15 meters high and is 130 years old, while the oak measures 12.5 meters and is 250 years old.4yr ⋅ emissaryofwinds ⋅ r/FairytaleasFuck
Running out of the thread I'm using on an embroidery project, no markings on the spool except the number 7345yr ⋅ emissaryofwinds ⋅ r/HelpMeFind
Hank, the first cat to run for Senate. Hank ran in Virginia in the 2012 election, and arrived in third place.7yr ⋅ emissaryofwinds ⋅ r/Catswithjobs
On the topic of the Vietnam War: Not committing war crimes wasn't working4yr ⋅ emissaryofwinds ⋅ r/ShitAmericansSay
Tunneled for ~700 blocks with Boon of the Earth II, these were the results2yr ⋅ emissaryofwinds ⋅ r/feedthebeast
An obviously super jealous hater attacking a highly successful, work-from-home, entrepreneur.6yr ⋅ emissaryofwinds ⋅ r/antiMLM
Tinker's Construct not letting me pour copper to make a controller2yr ⋅ emissaryofwinds ⋅ r/feedthebeast
Muskrat Totally Destroys 60-year-old Scientific Publication For Daring To Question The Scientific Impact Of Putting A Car In Space6yr ⋅ emissaryofwinds ⋅ r/EnoughMuskSpam
Yontama (left) and Nitama (right), the successors of Tama as Station Masters of Kishi Station7yr ⋅ emissaryofwinds ⋅ r/Catswithjobs
Men can retract their penis up into itself in times of distress6yr ⋅ emissaryofwinds ⋅ r/BadMensAnatomy
Fred the Undercover Kitty helped the NYPD apprehend a veterinarian operating without a license7yr ⋅ emissaryofwinds ⋅ r/Catswithjobs
GFs father is a home inspector, he posted this on his home inspection instagram today.4yr ⋅ emissaryofwinds ⋅ r/CrapperDesign
I can already tell this is going to be some top-notch journalism6yr ⋅ emissaryofwinds ⋅ r/PhonesAreBad
I found every shrine except one, but can't figure out which7yr ⋅ emissaryofwinds ⋅ r/Breath_of_the_Wild
NeoLife Rep reads about 3 year-old's terminal brain tumor and sees dollar signs6yr ⋅ emissaryofwinds ⋅ r/iamatotalpieceofshit
Colonel Meow holds the world record for the longest fur on a cat7yr ⋅ emissaryofwinds ⋅ r/Catswithjobs
4channer makes chlorine gas to test gas mask, neglects to protect other ways the gas is absorbed7yr ⋅ emissaryofwinds ⋅ r/DarwinAwards
Marzipan, mascot of the Astor Theatre in Melbourne, Australia from 1992 to 2013. After her passing, she was replaced as a mascot by Duke in 2015.7yr ⋅ emissaryofwinds ⋅ r/Catswithjobs
OP doesn't know what a sheet mask is (Buy the makeup, get a free bukkake?)6yr ⋅ emissaryofwinds ⋅ r/facepalmfacepalms
Catmando, Leader of the Official Monster Raving Loony Party from 1999 to 20027yr ⋅ emissaryofwinds ⋅ r/Catswithjobs
Youtube niceguy on a video talking about the youtuber getting groped by a Tinder date7yr ⋅ emissaryofwinds ⋅ r/niceguys
Half the posts on this sub look like Monster Factory's Toucan Dan7yr ⋅ emissaryofwinds ⋅ r/awfuleverything
Sorry dear, you'll have to settle for dark skin Barbie, light skin is too expensive6yr ⋅ emissaryofwinds ⋅ r/AccidentalRacism
Drug dealers just love leaving expensive merchandise on bathroom floors7yr ⋅ emissaryofwinds ⋅ r/thatHappened
Sure, that totally looks like a 3rd grader's handwriting. Scroll through the comments for OP's response to being called out, it's even more trustworthy.5yr ⋅ emissaryofwinds ⋅ r/untrustworthypoptarts
U pores dont know all the pain of being a TRUE ✧・゚: *✧・゚:* PAIL PRINCESS *:・゚✧*:・゚✧6yr ⋅ emissaryofwinds ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
The banner for /mlpol/, an imageboard for Neo Nazi Bronies. (crosspost from /r/beholdthemasterrace)5yr ⋅ emissaryofwinds ⋅ r/ATBGE
I went to add tags to a new pin on Pinterest and this is the first suggestion that popped up6yr ⋅ emissaryofwinds ⋅ r/antiMLM
Some will say The Mummy aged badly, but these eyebrows are the worst offender7yr ⋅ emissaryofwinds ⋅ r/awfuleyebrows
Youtube comments flirting is probably in the top 3 worst places to actually get some. Especially if you're this guy.7yr ⋅ emissaryofwinds ⋅ r/sadcringe
So stupid to think feeding the homeless is a better use of money than putting a luxury car in space!6yr ⋅ emissaryofwinds ⋅ r/EnoughMuskSpam
