Figured I’d poke fun and bring awareness. This years costume is for you guys.4yr ⋅ emilyMartian ⋅ r/Instagramreality
I’m a hairstylist and by law cannot use wood handled brushes because they “can’t be sanitized”, but I can legally be served food on wood...hmmm2yr ⋅ emilyMartian ⋅ r/WeWantPlates
Follow up post (see comments). I found a good use for the false lashes I got.3yr ⋅ emilyMartian ⋅ r/funny
Keep it up asshole that’s not going to speed up affording a new couch.2yr ⋅ emilyMartian ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
I’m a hairstylist and by law cannot use wood handled brushes because they “can’t be sanitized”, but I can legally be served food on wood...hmmm2yr ⋅ emilyMartian ⋅ r/Hair
Call me a crazy cat lady but I’m in the process of building my dream catio and couldn’t be happier.4yr ⋅ emilyMartian ⋅ r/cats
The vet took this pic to celebrate his healthy recheck after almost dying from urinary crystals. I get to hang out with this ornery bastard longer. <35yr ⋅ emilyMartian ⋅ r/shouldercats
I was charging my security camera when my boyfriend texted me a pic saying I play ACNH too much. I think he’s just jealous 😻3yr ⋅ emilyMartian ⋅ r/AnimalCrossingNewHor
My great grandmother painted this (50’s/60’s?), it didn’t fit my decor and my family told me to trash it. I couldn’t bear to so I added my style of art. Now I love it.4yr ⋅ emilyMartian ⋅ r/Repaintings
I don’t know why in the hell anyone let me do their hair in 2003 when I looked like this. (Currently in year 19 as a professional stylist)5yr ⋅ emilyMartian ⋅ r/Justfuckmyshitup
Mods said my cat wasn't a big enough asshole. Nommers defends his title.7yr ⋅ emilyMartian ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
F/41/5’10” [215>157=58] was depressed and had chronic pain. Went paleo thanks to the support of my boyfriend. Couldn’t be happier. Slowly adding the gym into my routine.6yr ⋅ emilyMartian ⋅ r/progresspics
Left him alone for 5 minutes and he decided to update my computer for me. Guess the freeloader good for something.6yr ⋅ emilyMartian ⋅ r/cats
My 3rd year as a hair stylist (2003) I tried some questionable things. Now my 19yr industry veteran self cringes5yr ⋅ emilyMartian ⋅ r/blunderyears
He thinks he's smarter than me. Little does he know I don't need that paper right now.7yr ⋅ emilyMartian ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
So I bought an inversion table. I may have had some malfunctions.5yr ⋅ emilyMartian ⋅ r/ExpectationVsReality
Dollar store dog chain bracelet, my dead cats’ collar and a sick ride. Gotta love senior photo day.1yr ⋅ emilyMartian ⋅ r/blunderyears
If you want to stay away from the Azalea Fest craziness this weekend then come checkout Castle St., The Vintage Market (6th & Castle), brand new Castle Street Kitchen restaurant and my Little Green Swap Shop (plant trading post) will be open!2yr ⋅ emilyMartian ⋅ r/Wilmington
I made a Little Green Swap Shop and it’s open for trades!(see comments for info)2yr ⋅ emilyMartian ⋅ r/Wilmington
Today is my birthday and we’re celebrating because I’m the answer to life, the Universe and everything.5yr ⋅ emilyMartian ⋅ r/shouldercats
It was so nice out, I had to take my inside only shoulder kitty Nommers for a walk5yr ⋅ emilyMartian ⋅ r/shouldercats
Incase you guys missed last nights crazy moon & clouds here’s a shot from my backyard3yr ⋅ emilyMartian ⋅ r/Wilmington
At the time I (left) never would have imagined how much I would miss a job. 1997’ish4yr ⋅ emilyMartian ⋅ r/90s
I finally found my first silver! I also found some nostalgic items, a hotel key (?), and the saddest turtle to ever land on its back.4yr ⋅ emilyMartian ⋅ r/metaldetecting
We are in a hotel running from hurricane Florence. Roommate and my psycho cat don’t seem worried. My other two and me are royally freaking out.6yr ⋅ emilyMartian ⋅ r/cats
Found original in MILs basement, gifted by James Van Der Zee in the 80’s. I think it’s Basquiat1yr ⋅ emilyMartian ⋅ r/pics
Chillin at the vets office with Nommers (shoulders) and MotorBoat (caged majestic potato)6yr ⋅ emilyMartian ⋅ r/shouldercats
He stares me down every morning or paws at my face (painfully), as soon as I get out of bed he immediately steals my spot.7yr ⋅ emilyMartian ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
I photographed this little floof in the ruins of Dellos, Greece. My heart melted that day.6yr ⋅ emilyMartian ⋅ r/cats
I have curled feetsies for days at my house but I’ll start with these belonging to MotorBoat6yr ⋅ emilyMartian ⋅ r/curledfeetsies
Every time I come back from a trip, my roommate leaves me a surprise note or comic. This one is the biggest.7yr ⋅ emilyMartian ⋅ r/funny
I always wanted a house with neat things like bookshelf doors. So I built one with a friend. It also doubles to hide the litter box. I'm inexperienced but happy with it.7yr ⋅ emilyMartian ⋅ r/InteriorDesign
He thinks he's a parrot. Especially when I'm trying to apply my makeup.7yr ⋅ emilyMartian ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
It’s my roommates birthday, He painted his self portrait as a present to himself and made his own cake. <34yr ⋅ emilyMartian ⋅ r/pics
Even while sleeping his butthole subconsciously moves its way towards my face7yr ⋅ emilyMartian ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
I don't know who Ahra is but they sure have a classy way of leaving their mark on this world.7yr ⋅ emilyMartian ⋅ r/trashy
I just discovered r/shouldercats, I’m so happy to have found this tribe (please don’t kill me for this)6yr ⋅ emilyMartian ⋅ r/shouldercats
My vet asked me what the pink stuff on my cat was. I told her my roommate is an artist. I feel like I should send this as proof.5yr ⋅ emilyMartian ⋅ r/cats
This is the (abridged) history of my hair. I always wanted to be a stylist & got licensed in 2000. I’m still going, Holy crap!6yr ⋅ emilyMartian ⋅ r/Hair
I got a new pillow, this is the “you’re not getting it back” curl6yr ⋅ emilyMartian ⋅ r/curledfeetsies
My roommate drew a cartoon about my cats coming home from the vet on drugs.6yr ⋅ emilyMartian ⋅ r/funny
My roommate and I suck at gingerbread houses so we spiced it up a little with our art.5yr ⋅ emilyMartian ⋅ r/crafts
Poor guy had surgery for crystals and between bouts of obsessively attempting to pee he stairs longingly at the litter box.5yr ⋅ emilyMartian ⋅ r/cats
I’m on an elimination diet during the holidays. My roommate made me yummy kebabs to make me feel better.5yr ⋅ emilyMartian ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Just got home from a trip, I’m grumpy and on 3hrs of sleep but I can’t say no to his forceful snuggles and loud purrs.6yr ⋅ emilyMartian ⋅ r/aww
Still stoned from crystal surgery (it’s been a few days, he’s doing really well)5yr ⋅ emilyMartian ⋅ r/cats
My roommate made me an amazing elimination challenge dinner. About to eat some garlic. Wish me luck!5yr ⋅ emilyMartian ⋅ r/FODMAPS
If this doesn't scream 90's zine kid I don't know what does. (Still writing 23yrs later) 19947yr ⋅ emilyMartian ⋅ r/OldSchoolCool
I’m a hair stylist. My client drew me a picture on how she wanted her hair cut.7yr ⋅ emilyMartian ⋅ r/funny
Boston comic con didn't provide a way to hang my banner so I went to the dollar store and improvised. I think I did ok.7yr ⋅ emilyMartian ⋅ r/funny
My roommate and I are taking our first stab at writing, illustrating & self publishing a kids book. Here are some pages.7yr ⋅ emilyMartian ⋅ r/drawing
This photo doesn’t belong to me, it was in my photos labeled “found on a bus”. I’m not sure how I got it or where it came from. Probably the 90’s.6yr ⋅ emilyMartian ⋅ r/OldSchoolCool
1994 called and it doesn’t want our hair back (P.S. If anyone knows where the guy in the pic is, tell him his friend misses him)6yr ⋅ emilyMartian ⋅ r/blunderyears
I was a teen who never had good confidence. I'm turning 40 and damn happy with who I've become. Take that insecurity!7yr ⋅ emilyMartian ⋅ r/pics
I was asked if I had noticed airport security differences after 9-11. (Bonair airport circa 2000). Yup.7yr ⋅ emilyMartian ⋅ r/funny
20yrs ago I took this mans picture in NY. I never had a close grandfather so I like to pretend he was mine.7yr ⋅ emilyMartian ⋅ r/pics
This branch that grew around the power line looks like a bird so the bird is having a conversation with it.6yr ⋅ emilyMartian ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
The housewarming gift I received 6yrs ago is finally doing something useful6yr ⋅ emilyMartian ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
