Ordered a few mystery packs, and the delivery came today. Thoughts on the haul? They're all new to me.11mo ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/CannedSardines
I ordered a package for next-day delivery. This is the route it's taken over the last four days.8yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
I haven't gone a single week all year without a calorie deficit. I hate this graph so much.1yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/1200isfineIGUESSugh
My friend's grandson, 2 year old Isaac, is missing. If you see him, please contact the police.5yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/SanJose
MRW A car full of adults stops to throw garbage at me on my run, a bunch of kids pour out of the skate park across the street to defend me, and then the car tries to accelerate away and blows the drive shaft.9yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Started the school year with a new 4th grade class today. This is one of my student's reactions when he said something dirty in front of me in Spanish, and I (an incredibly white 20-something lady) said in Spanish Careful, I think the teacher speaks the language.9yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
It's like my boyfriend thinks my answer is going to be different some day.6yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
The reaction from my fourth graders when the girl who arrived speaking only Spanish in October used English on her own for the first time today.9yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
While playing Breath of the Wild, I thought I bet I could crochet that. This is the final result.7yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/GirlGamers
My GYN was too rough during my PAP today. It's the first time I've bled from one. Ten hours later, and I just took a second batch of advil for the continued ouchies.5yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW a woman stops me to tell me that I should be ashamed because breast implants are demeaning to women everywhere. And I don't have implants...9yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I realize the sidebar image is an underwire and not some weird artistic rendition of a clit piercing.8yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW some random guy at a baseball game tells me I should keep it down, because it's not ladylike to cheer so loudly, and that's probably why he's never seen me there with a date.9yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I try on new clothes for the first time since I've started working on losing weight, and it turns out I'm down four dress sizes.9yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
F/27/5'10 [254lbs > 198lbs = 56lbs] (8 months) I'm still working on it, but I've never even been close to comfortable with what I look like until now.8yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/progresspics
For whatever reason, I can only manage to crochet anything decent in the round. But at least I can make cute kitties.6yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/crochet
My cat was on top of my bookshelf getting ready to puke. I climbed on my bed to try to get him down, stuck my head in the ceiling fan, kicked my dresser, fell off of the bed onto the hardwood floor... and then the cat threw up on me.9yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I've only ever done amigurumi before this, but I think my lap blanket came out okay.6yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/crochet
MRW one of my fourth graders today told me I look like a lumberjack princess.9yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW He breaks it off, I'm upset and thinking there are no men out there for me, and suddenly I have two gentlemen callers.8yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I get a notice from Amazon that says I made so much in book royalties that I have to claim it on my taxes.10yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I was in high school and had never had a boy show interest in me before this moment10yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Tried to low-key flirt with a guy at the Thanksgiving party I went to today. Pretty sure this is how I came across.9yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MR after buying a new 4 memory foam mattress topper, new pillows, a new sheet set, and new comforter.10yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I buy a guy at a baseball game a churro because it's his birthday, and his response is to get super stand-offish and tell me he's married.9yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I find an awful picture of myself on facebook, making a face that no human being has ever made in the history of mankind.9yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My coworkers' reaction when I pick up the snake they've been waiting an hour for animal control to come capture.9yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I realize that, yet again, I am become loneliness to the point that I'm falling instantly and madly in love with any man who acknowledges my existence.9yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW the guy I'm crazy into tells me he doesn't want to see me anymore and ends his speech with If circumstances were different, I could have loved you.8yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I've been trying to eat better, so I'm getting a lot of leafy vegetables. MRW I poop today, and it's green.9yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I've had Shredder for about three months now. He went from boy band to death metal.10yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/Aquariums
MRW I meet an impossibly amazing man, we have a whirlwind romance over a series of months, he asks me to marry him... and then I wake up in an empty bed, as per usual.9yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I was only going to make 3 for a friend's kids, but then the boyfriend saw me making them and requested one as well.6yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/crochet
Me versus my mascara when I've gone through four makeup remover wipes and they're still coming away from my face black.9yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
The Ginger Lady Who Saved Me From A Jammed Elevator Yesterday, Upon Seeing Through the Gap That I'm Blonde, Opened Our Conversation With This10yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My best friend is a Hufflepuff, and she's been experiencing some hardships, so I made her a scarf.6yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/harrypotter
I have no skills in handling sad people. Today one of my fourth graders came to me in tears because she thinks her dog might be dying.9yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I was the only adult woman at the Thanksgiving party who has yet to have a child. One of the women at the party was pregnant, so 90% of the conversation revolved around pregnancy and childbirth and everyone in the family kept giving me pointed looks. MRW9yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW a guy I meet finds out I'm a baseball fan, decides to explain to me the intricacies (with the implication that I can't understand the game and have ovaries at the same time), and he gets almost everything wrong.9yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I've been dieting for three or four months now. I've started having recurring dreams about chocolate cake.9yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My best friend has been going through some rough times lately. She's a Hufflepuff, so I made her a scarf.6yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/crochet
Turns out that a pony is one of those things that you have to make in pony colors or else it comes out looking like a weird punk anteater monster.6yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/crochet
Ramsay has changed colors just a smidge since I got him two and a half months ago.8yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/bettafish
I just rolled over my own foot with the office chair that I am currently seated in.9yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW a guy on reddit and I strike up normal conversation until he looks through my post history to find pictures and blows up because I should have told him I wasn't pretty so he didn't waste time talking to me.10yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
One of my facebook friends made English High Tea for her girlfriends yesterday. A traditional part of tea is cucumber sandwiches, she said. She does not know what a cucumber sandwich is.6yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Finished up my ballerina hippo. The eyes came out a bit wonky, but I kind of dig that they make her look sarcastic.6yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/crochet
Sometimes when I listen to music, my family expresses concern for my well-being.8yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my coworkers today spent ten minutes in our meeting telling me not to be afraid to speak up because Sometimes new blood has the best ideas.9yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW pondering if it would be creepy to ask a minor-league ballplayer out on a date via fanmail.9yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Ladies et al., I just published the last book in my trilogy. I now feel as though I can die having accomplished something.9yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My fourth graders asked me what I was going to do for Halloween. Demonstrated my plans with this gif.9yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW The Guy I've Had a Crush On For Months Sends Me Flirty Texts and Nudes and Tells Me Later That He Was Drunk and Just Wants to be Friends10yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW, while hoping for contact from a gentleman caller, I get a text message... and it's my brother telling me that he's clogged the toilet.9yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I consider telling a gentleman that I am interested in him, then think about how much work a relationship would be, then think about how he probably wouldn't be interested anyway.9yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I'm spending the morning psyching myself up for this evening, when I will come into contact with the guy who never called.9yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MR after I meet the baseball player that I'm obsessed with, but I panic and can't think of anything to say.9yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW a stranger approaches me in a public bathroom to tell me I'm beautiful, but not dressing to [my] potential.9yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I post to a rate my attractiveness board, and the highest I get is a 5, with 3 being the most popular response.9yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Grooving in the shower when mom walked into the bathroom to get a ponytail holder9yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I realize that since my parents started following me on Twitter, I now use trollx to vent where they won't see it. My bad, ladies9yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I just broke up with my boyfriend of seven years. It was civil, mutual, and a long time coming. This is an accurate illustration of my emotional state at this time.10yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My stepdad requested a golf club cover. I modeled it after the mascot of our favorite minor league baseball team.6yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/crochet
Me While Trying to Delicately Warn my Boyfriend That There is a Large, Painful, Horrible-Looking Staph Infection Boil in my Buttcrack, Lest He Come Across it Unaware7yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW A Guy Offers Me Nudes When He Has an Exclusive Girlfriend but Says He's Trying to Lose Her Anyway10yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW I have misplaced my allergy medicine in the middle of California fire season.9yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I yell at the ump from the top row of a ballgame today and he looks into the dugout and issues a warning.9yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Feeling isolated, I decided to watch a romantic movie to get it out of my system. I'm an idiot.9yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Worked up a quick market bag for the first time. It looks small, but I'm thinking it'll stretch a bit when it's used.6yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/crochet
MRW I bent at an odd angle today and my tampon punched me in the cervix10yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I dropped half a paycheck on food for a party that was supposed to start an hour ago. Nobody is coming.11yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Apparently Dove chocolate thinks I wasn't self-medicating with food nearly enough11yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I figured it was time to take my Panda keyring off of my keys. It was a surprisingly emotional experience.9yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/SFGiants
MRW Every man I've ever developed feelings for ends up saying that I'm everything he's ever wanted but something in the circumstances means that it won't work.8yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
How I walk out when I'm asked to leave my neice's dance recital because I told the audience to stop catcalling the twelve year olds.10yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My parents asked me to watch a movie with them. Within five minutes they both left the room to use the internet, so I went back to my work. MRW they flip their shit that I won't spend family time.9yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I picked up a Parker jersey at the River Cats last night. He was super nice.9yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/SFGiants
Saw this in another subreddit and found it eye-opening in multiple ways.9yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/Egalitarianism
My stepdad walks in at 9 pm and announces I bought dinner! MFW it's a frozen lasagna that takes three hours in the oven.10yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My body's reaction when I'm in the middle of both a diet and my period10yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I finally realize that everyone was right when they told me the guy I've been chasing is a jerk.9yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My boss just told me that she changed her mind about recommending me for early program completion. I now have to do the full two years of training and development, even though I meet all the qualifications to finish it in one year.9yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I wrote for 12 hours straight today, added more than 13,000 words to the final novel in my trilogy, and it's finally time for bed.10yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I have a romantic dream about a coworker out of the blue and wake up to find myself suddenly enamored.9yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I want to introduce you to my first shot at an original meme (and also the moment that I knew my relationship was over): Best-Intentions Boyfriend10yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I gave a crochet doll that I made to my favorite baseball player, he liked it, and he recognized me!9yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I told him that I'd like to hear from him sometime if he could call or text me. He said OK, and I'm not sure what that means, but I am so proud of myself!9yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Mom makes us take it down for Christmas, but we get it set up in time for the season every year.9yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/SFGiants
MRW I got back my horrible badge photo today. I'm supposed to wear it at all times and it's the worst picture I've ever taken.10yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I'm inexperienced at applying makeup and I look at my newly done-up self in the mirror.9yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I have an ear infection that makes laying down on my dominant side hurt. I spend all night in bed doing this.10yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I've been single for about a month now. I'm starting to miss male attention.10yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
The moment of realization when I get two free baseball tickets from work and I can't think of a single person to invite.9yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my stepdad throws a shit fit because of the high electric bill and then throws one the very next day because the lights and air conditioning are off when he comes home10yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW my period cramps have kept me awake for 32 hours straight now.10yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW a friend tells me that my dating problems are becausegirls who ask men out first look like desperate sluts and I don't sit back and wait for guys to make the first move.8yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/TrollXChromosome
Started My Period Today and I Just Got an Email Stating That I Missed My School's New Financial Aid Deadline by Two Days10yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I'm trying to create a powerpoint to teach the metric system tomorrow, but my period cramps have me feeling perpetually as though I'll vomit on and shit myself at any moment.9yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW it's Valentine's Day, I'm single, on my period home alone while everyone else is on dates, and I just finished the last episode of my show on Netflix.9yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Last night I had a dream about a rugged, handsome, bearded pirate. MRW I can't stop fantasizing about a figment of my imagination.9yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Last night, I ate about half a cup of Sriracha. This morning, I started my period.10yr ⋅ EmilyamI ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
