Pretty sure the house I just moved into has a hearty radish growing in the backyard6yr ⋅ emilliolongwood ⋅ r/Breath_of_the_Wild
ToMMy WiSeau GeTTiNG FuCKiNG MuRDeReD BeFoRe He CaN SaY oH Hai MaRK6yr ⋅ emilliolongwood ⋅ r/PeopleFuckingDying
This might ruffle some feathers, but I tell it like it is10yr ⋅ emilliolongwood ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
Okay, reddit. I had surgery because of a kidney stone. I was left with a stent inside my urinary tract. Attached to this stent was a string that extended from my pee hole. I was to pull it out, FROM MY PEE HOLE, in one week. That week was up today, and this was what was inside me. (NSFL?)12yr ⋅ emilliolongwood ⋅ r/WTF
Severed my brachial artery a few years ago. I go through this entirely too often.11yr ⋅ emilliolongwood ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
MRW I fisted Smurfette and got on the Internet to tell everyone7yr ⋅ emilliolongwood ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
Not trolling... I seriously love these things and they're becoming endangered. Dat garlic sauce. :)9yr ⋅ emilliolongwood ⋅ r/Pizza
SHAMELESSLY WHORING OUT MY NEW DAUGHTER FOR SHITTY INTERNET POINTS9yr ⋅ emilliolongwood ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
Whenever someone says God will never give you more than you're able to handle7yr ⋅ emilliolongwood ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
Introducing: Knows Exactly What Food He Wants to Order Morpheus10yr ⋅ emilliolongwood ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
DOES SOMETHING FUCKED UP THEN ACTS LIKE CURLY FROM THE THREE STOOGES INSANITY WOLF10yr ⋅ emilliolongwood ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
Saw this in front of me on the way to work. I think you know what to do. 12yr ⋅ emilliolongwood ⋅ r/pics
Yogi Bear that's confessing something but it's like something an actual Yogi Bear would do9yr ⋅ emilliolongwood ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
My Wednesday night tradition: Rudo/Tecnico tequila and Lucha Underground! Aztec Warfare tonight!!!8yr ⋅ emilliolongwood ⋅ r/tequila
Getting pretty sick of your shit, I Fucking Love Science.9yr ⋅ emilliolongwood ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
After seeing GOOD GIRL GINA GETS MAD AT YOU/TELLS YOU WHY for the millionth time, here's *actual* Good Girl Gina.10yr ⋅ emilliolongwood ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
After being stuck in the waiting room at my dentist office for fucking ever..10yr ⋅ emilliolongwood ⋅ r/shittyadviceanimals
I've been making bets with people in my league where the winner gets to change the loser's team name. I'm very excited that two of my victims are playing each other this week.11yr ⋅ emilliolongwood ⋅ r/fantasyfootball
It's 2011... we have smart phones, tablets... but when do we get these???13yr ⋅ emilliolongwood ⋅ r/pics
