The first number on my scale has been a ’2’ for the past 21 years, but not today.3yr ⋅ ElvisIsATimeLord ⋅ r/MadeMeSmile
My girlfriend saw this at the grocery store. What am I looking at? This is a custom job, right?1yr ⋅ ElvisIsATimeLord ⋅ r/Volkswagen
When I realize that the rocket didn't blast off overnight and I have to actually get out of bed and go to work2yr ⋅ ElvisIsATimeLord ⋅ r/amcstock
If this goes to $44, I'm selling so I can make a little and get out.2yr ⋅ ElvisIsATimeLord ⋅ r/amcstock
I'm a 40 y/o man and I've had my pet turtle since I was 11. This is Slider.3yr ⋅ ElvisIsATimeLord ⋅ r/turtle
I’m in Iceland on vacation and I've seen a lot of Jimnys. They look awesome.2yr ⋅ ElvisIsATimeLord ⋅ r/dougdemuro
Please take a personality test online so we can pass judgement on you before we ever talk to you.2yr ⋅ ElvisIsATimeLord ⋅ r/WorkReform
Looks like Ken Griffin has run off to the UK. Is British mayo better? Asking for a friend....2yr ⋅ ElvisIsATimeLord ⋅ r/amcstock
I’m currently up about 3 paychecks. 6 weeks worth of take-home pay. But I'm not here for for a few paychecks. I'm here to never need a paycheck again. HODL.3yr ⋅ ElvisIsATimeLord ⋅ r/amcstock
Girlfriend sent me this link, but it's premium and I'm too cheap to subscribe2yr ⋅ ElvisIsATimeLord ⋅ r/amcstock
Saw these at Five Below. I don't need them, but I kinda want them2yr ⋅ ElvisIsATimeLord ⋅ r/DunderMifflin
I know it isn't true, but I'm going to tell myself that I'm the inspiration behind this8yr ⋅ ElvisIsATimeLord ⋅ r/vinyl
Pastor Troy carries a wrestling belt with his name on it.8yr ⋅ ElvisIsATimeLord ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
Did you ever buy anything from those pre-game silent auctions?6yr ⋅ ElvisIsATimeLord ⋅ r/AtlantaThrashers
