In paper Magic, this step occurs even when there is no Sheoldred in play1yr ⋅ ElToberino ⋅ r/magicthecirclejerking
The people down the street from me regularly park their Altima like this3mo ⋅ ElToberino ⋅ r/NissanDrivers
As someone who has definitely played standard in the last year, I demand compensation.11mo ⋅ ElToberino ⋅ r/MagicArena
Why is the variable that stores the user's purchase history called sandwiches?1yr ⋅ ElToberino ⋅ r/ProgrammerHumor
Bought my first grill, spent almost 2 hours assembling it today, marinated some chicken all night, bought some propane, watched some Youtube videos on how to hook everything up, and the grill is defective. Now I have to disassemble it and return it.4yr ⋅ ElToberino ⋅ r/Wellthatsucks
Some familiar words appear on the scroll on the side of the new Wilds of Eldraine battlefield8mo ⋅ ElToberino ⋅ r/MagicArena
This is my call history, it’s been like this for 2 days now with no way to make it stop except changing the phone number I’ve had for 20 years.1yr ⋅ ElToberino ⋅ r/Wellthatsucks
Saw this as I was browsing ebay for unfinity shocks. This is painful to look at.1yr ⋅ ElToberino ⋅ r/mtgGore
In Bright, one of the cops mentions that half the defensive linemen in the NFL are orcs. Many of the orcs are shown wearing #79 jerseys. Numbers in the 70s are reserved for offensive and defensive linemen.6yr ⋅ ElToberino ⋅ r/MovieDetails
When the things you've done to your Acura look so shitty that even the parts want off.7yr ⋅ ElToberino ⋅ r/Shitty_Car_Mods
