Not a wincon, but certainly a drawcon.

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Troop Bibles color-coded by branch. There's even a pink one for, uh, Homefront.

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Reglement

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I'm Boo Boo the Fool

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This is all puff pieces from people deeply enmeshed with the industry! I expected better from E! Entertainment News!

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Kingdom Hearts is older now than Final Fantasy was when Kingdom Hearts started

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literally dying rn

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Lambo is trying to double dip this post on the main sub! Give instead his karma unto me, and I will use it to defeat him!

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Sup my fellow young parson? I too am so up-to-date that all of my memes are mashups of cartoons from twenty years ago!

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Did I stutter?

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NEW EXPANSION LEAK! TITLE AND LOGO REVEALED!

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It's the only way he can achieve orgasm at this point.

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I have too many preorder packs - anybody know what's going on?

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I found this oddly inspiring. I hope you will, too!

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Adapting LoL champ? Check. Uses new mechanic for no reason? Check. Costed and statted completely at random? Check. Doesn't understand the mechanics it's using? Double check.

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When people in an MMO start gifting you shit the second they find out you're a woman and your friend asks, Are you okay with that?

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Telly watches anxiously, hoping the main event lasts long enough for him to finish jerking off.

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Blizzard, please fix Doomhammer by making it a Legendary and making this small adjustment to its stats.

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There are some serious risks involved in training former child soldiers to be child prostitutes.

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No, Mr. Simpson! That's sexual harassment! If you keep it up, I'll yell so loud the whole country'll hear!

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Darkshire Veteran - Don't be too impressed by flashy tricks - it's the little things that win battles.

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And for the last fucking time, I will not refer to you as 'Ernie-san.'

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Checkmate, atheists!

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Because fuck your 3/7 Scarabs, that's why.

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The splinters only make it more arousing.

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I have nothing but respect for the office of town crier, but this is well outside your jurisdiction!

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Eternal Echo - A different take on a value card for Shaman.

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Oh, are we doing tier lists? Thought I'd take it in a bit of a different direction.

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Neither of these options seem good.

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Ever wonder what r/customhearthstone -wouldn't- call OP? Turns out it's Expensive, understatted minion that violates its own harsh deckbuilding restriction and 'rewards' you by downgrading your hero power.

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I feel like this mechanic deserves some more exploration.

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And the State Department sure isn't going to arrange all -this- again...

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I will post Pirate C'Thun Priest two drops every day until Blizzard supports this unfairly maligned archetype, or until I get bored, whichever comes first. [X-Post, /r/customhearthstone]

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Base Set Early Game Card For Paladin - Upvote this so that when people Google Base Set Early Game Card For Paladin they will overextend their chitinous plating and expose the tender, nutrient-rich flesh beneath to be made quick work of by the gluttonous jaws of our meatthirsty Hellfeaster Drones.

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Extortion - Give your opponent a painful choice.

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He's not very good at this evil thing.

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I don't need reLIEgion in order to independently derive a perfectly logical system of morals and ethics that falls suspiciously within the Overton Window of my Judeo-Christian society.

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Can this regrettable bullshit stop before it goes any further, please?

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/r/hearthstonecirclejerk Official Exclusive Card Reveal Is Here And So Real We Need To Capitalize Ever Letter Like This Is The Long Ass Name Of Some Fucked Up President

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Come get your versatile Mage tutors, while they're still hot!

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MTG Arena reinstates a feature that was removed from HS by the incompetent, stinky Team 5.

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Hordes of panicky people seem to be evacuating the town for some unknown reason. Professor, without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it's time for our viewers to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside?

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Uh, Krusty, that wasn't a metal one. That was a regular Krusty-O.

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Take a card and settle in. We all know what's coming.

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Shadow Word: Slaughter - There's nowhere to hide...

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me irl

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Well, I've had lots of jobs in my day: whale hunter, seal clubber, President of the Fox Network. And, like most people, yeah, I've dealt a little ivory.

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Hey guys, now that a popular streamer has taken Priest to Rank 1 Legend it is no longer a dumb loser class for clownass marks! When will Blizzard do something about this oppressive Priest meta?

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HE'D SORT OUT ALL THIS INSURANCE MESS, TOO!!!! 1 LIKE = 1 JESUS GOD BLESS!!!

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The retard devs always over-nerf a card and drive decks completely out of the meta. Patron Warrior might have been strong, but at least it took skill to play. Now it's totally gone forever because these jackasses have no idea what they're doing and deserve only our scorn and mockery, forever.

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No weapon that is formed against thee shall prosper...

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Like if you remember when kids used to play outside instead of on their phones!!! Pray for this generation!

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Rupert Fluffytail, Devourer of Orphans

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Neither of these seem like good options... (x-post /r/forwardsfromgrandma)

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<- Upvote if you agree with Kripp that it's DISGRACEFUL that Blizzard has DUMBED DOWN the arena leaderboard for the FILTHY CASUALS with their NORMIE PLEB FROST FESTIVAL.

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Palemoon Sentinel - Half measures are not going to make Hunter a Control class.

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I know you're not going to believe me, but the person who posted this is actually much worse than the strawman you are imagining.

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Galeblade Master - Because Red Mana Wyrm is lonely.

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That is a lot of goddamn quotation marks

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Distant family member posted this on FB as her number one temptation. The cheese is obvious, but what is it melted on? Triscuits? Canteloupe shavings? Shoe leather? Who knows?

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Khadgar is okay, but there's someone else who should have been the WWF hero... AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!

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Dragon Suplexin' Wilbur - They'll never admit it, but they fear his steely hands...

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FWD: Praise Him every day!!!

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A bunch of twentysomethings discussing the incremental rot of American culture. Kids these days!

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Desperate Prayer - When you absolutely, positively need the second piece of your combo.

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Upf2p if you remember this classic Kibler moment from 1985!

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Voidsworn Martyr - An alternate use for Priest's Health buffs.

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Loyal Bodyguard

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I'm talking, of course, about our endangered forests. We have to protect them, because trees can't protect themselves. Except, of course, the Mexican Fighting Tree...

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Ingrateful panhandler attacks kind gentleman for giving him the $5 he scrounged up at his menial job. Includes special bonus rant about how these lying beggars secretly have jobs and houses!

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Templar's Verdict

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I'm going to stand here and watch you smoke every one of those cigarettes!

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