When your heir comes out perfect, and you just want them to take over before they become a flagellant drunkard with the deviant secret.2yr ⋅ ELIte8niner ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
My current dynasty head, proudly watching his 16 year old daughter and shield maiden strangle a man with his own intestines and become a beserker.2yr ⋅ ELIte8niner ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
When you know your wife has a lover, but you're OK with it. Guess I'll have to channel my inner Laenor Valaryon1yr ⋅ ELIte8niner ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
I had no clue this was a thing, but apparently if you go 100-0 in battles you personally command you get this sweet nickname. It's amazing what raiding the ever-loving shit out of Christians, then converting and completely carrying a Crusade can accomplish.2yr ⋅ ELIte8niner ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
Anime onlys finally understanding all of our Philip comments and memes after he gets 2 seconds of screen time.1yr ⋅ ELIte8niner ⋅ r/overlord
Vikings after their first Varangian adventure to Sardinia he like,2yr ⋅ ELIte8niner ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
What's a guy gotta do to get the nickname the Conqueror? My now 97 year old character went from controlling a single county in Norway to carving out this Norman Empire.2yr ⋅ ELIte8niner ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
Just had the Catholic/Cumbrian Petty King of Strathclyde randomly offer to become my vassal as I conquer my way through Britannia.2yr ⋅ ELIte8niner ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
Why do my daughters always turn out perfect, but my sons turn out to be lazy gluttons? My son and heir got the being bullied childhood event 3 straight times, while his little sister turns out like this.2yr ⋅ ELIte8niner ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
What's the best lifestyle? My case for learning: you get the best overall stats, live for much longer, your courtiers won't get sick and if they do your physician is able to handle it, the buy claim interaction lets you form an Empire easily, and you unlock innovations way faster than normal.2yr ⋅ ELIte8niner ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
What do you enjoy way too much? For me it's breaking France as an English ruler and vice versa. Not conquering it, just breaking it.2yr ⋅ ELIte8niner ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
My absolute Chad of a Viking decided to hold his first court after uniting Norway shirtless for some reason.2yr ⋅ ELIte8niner ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
Greatest start ever. From lowly Chieftan, to High King of the North Sea in one lifetime. On a related note, can we end the debate on best lifestyle? It's learning.1yr ⋅ ELIte8niner ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
After being a Hunter main since the beta, I must confess. I'm a Titan main now.2yr ⋅ ELIte8niner ⋅ r/DestinyMemes
Didn't realize until I took control of my heir and failed a seduction, but he turned out.......odd. I wish you could change your first name. I'd call him Contradicto, the lusty asexual.2yr ⋅ ELIte8niner ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
Well, this is the second time its happened. If you host court while single, the game has a chance to generate you an absolutely OP spouse.2yr ⋅ ELIte8niner ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
An update from yesterday's post. It took death itself to defeat him, as no man could. RIP Emperor Eadric The Undefeatable they will tell stories of you for as long as men have voices to tell them. I'll post his life story in the comments for those who are curious.2yr ⋅ ELIte8niner ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
Sure, he invaded my country, took everything generations of my family built, worships false gods whom he sacrifices humans to, and now has made me into his court jester, BUT he wrote me one hell of a letter when he learned Anglic.2yr ⋅ ELIte8niner ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
Brain and Climb: You can't fight him, he's basically a death god. Gazef:3yr ⋅ ELIte8niner ⋅ r/overlord
When you work at an airport that's 98% jet traffic, and some Skyhawk gets pissy that you called him a Skylane.1yr ⋅ ELIte8niner ⋅ r/ATC
Found a unicorn, an actual landed Pict. Naturally I had to help her, so Alba is now Pictland.2yr ⋅ ELIte8niner ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
I looked through the smoke of the burning Anglo-Saxon village, and that's when I saw her. As she lectured the Christian priest on the true nature of the Gods, while carving the eagle upon his back, I knew she would be mother to my children.1yr ⋅ ELIte8niner ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present Auckland, New Zealand. Winner of the best Suzerain bonus bracket. Thanks to all who voted.3yr ⋅ ELIte8niner ⋅ r/civ
Normal People: I love The Nutcracker, it's so Christmasy. Everyone on this Sub:3yr ⋅ ELIte8niner ⋅ r/YoujoSenki
Ahh Anime fandoms, where people ship the middle aged man trapped in the body of a teenager, and a 500 year old bird woman in the body of a teenager, but it makes sense in context.3yr ⋅ ELIte8niner ⋅ r/BlackClover
I'm rather proud of this one. From insignificant Chieftan on the coast of Norway, to Emperor of Francia in a single lifetime. I'm extra proud of the fact that there are no landed Karlings in my new Empire.2yr ⋅ ELIte8niner ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
Is he sacrificing me to Odin? Sure, but I just can't help but like the man. -Jatvarder's last words just before the Blot.2yr ⋅ ELIte8niner ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
Overlord fandom prior to season 4: I don't like that Zanac guy, seems like a bitch. Zanac gets betrayed by his nobles, the fandom:1yr ⋅ ELIte8niner ⋅ r/overlord
I know the community likes the jokes about child murder and incest, but sometimes I forget how wholesome this game can be.2yr ⋅ ELIte8niner ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
100 year check in. I'm now of the opinion that Masters of the Mediterranean is the most broken dynasty modifier currently in the game. Within a century of starting as a count, holding only Malta, I mended the schism, restored Rome, and bullied the Abbasids into a dozen realms.1yr ⋅ ELIte8niner ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
Never before have I seen all the Greek nobility so united. All to install my Viking on the Imperial Throne. They REALLY didn't like this kid.1yr ⋅ ELIte8niner ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
When the Christians challenge the will of Odin with almost twice the number of troops as you, but can't even win a single battle1yr ⋅ ELIte8niner ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
My son and heir is off to a promising start, I mean he's already got excellent martial skill at the age of 8 and he'll be known as the blood father (with almost no inbreeding, I'm kinda proud of that) the question is, what new and exciting ways will the game come up with to fuck me over this time?2yr ⋅ ELIte8niner ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
Handling your rival's family tree after he's finally pissed you off too much.2yr ⋅ ELIte8niner ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
They should team up more often, side note, am I the only one who ships Darkness x Vanir?4yr ⋅ ELIte8niner ⋅ r/Konosuba
Well, that makes succession easier. My 8th child is now my sole heir. I started with 7 daughters in row, what are the odds of that?2yr ⋅ ELIte8niner ⋅ r/CrusaderKings
When it clear and a million, there hasn't been any precip in a week, and the runways are all dry, but some pilot insists on telling you the braking action is good.1yr ⋅ ELIte8niner ⋅ r/ATC
