Elliot... We're in a grocery store.

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Playing for Mother of Us All. Reformed my faith. Stumbled upon some fun fuckery I thought y'all might enjoy.

3yr ⋅

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Rainbows everywhere, Pride Month, babe, caption about your crush.... yeah totally that's her mom

4yr ⋅

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Doctor seeing and blocking their parient on Grindr? Sure, plausible. But TELLING him they did so when he would've been none the wiser? Yeah, prooobably not (repost without username/pfp)

4yr ⋅

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From AITA, this stepmom cancelled her stepson's birthday party because he facepalmed [-2k]

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My foster kitten, Mochi!

4yr ⋅

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Thought the 100 kids achievement would be harder than it was. Hardest part was just the lag in the relationships tab...

3yr ⋅

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When your crest is 😍

5yr ⋅

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This fine lad I just met at a farm sanctuary

4yr ⋅

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CK3 Perk: Make your courtiers wash their nasty goddamn hands

4yr ⋅

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Ow

4yr ⋅

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This is fine.

3yr ⋅

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Sorry, my masculinity's too fragile for you

4yr ⋅

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Half a block of raw tofu, avocado, soy sauce, hot sauce, bagel seasoning, and (of course) nooch. Eaten directly from the tofu packaging with a spoon at 2:30 AM.

2yr ⋅

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From that one Among Us YTer...

3yr ⋅

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I finally, FINALLY had Thrumbos visit while I had Inspired Taming... DOUBLE inspired taming!

3yr ⋅

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Italian Sushi

4yr ⋅

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Hot Dog Sashimi

4yr ⋅

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Tag on my pillow. Honestly can't figure out what it actually is supposed to be. Minimalist lighthouse?

1yr ⋅

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Oh, recipe blogs...

4yr ⋅

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PC noob here; best friend generously gave me her spare parts leftover from upgrading her own rig, I bought a processor, and we (mostly she) built me a PC!

4yr ⋅

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Fuck this egg in particular

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They made a gender reveal dog cake -- referring to the gender of their human baby -- to reveal the gender of their fetus... to their dogs??

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You kill my dog, you fucking die

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Byzantines aren't letting me be conquer Ireland

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This law shall bring salvation to the realm!

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This tutorial for curly hair maintenence keeps referring to curly/wavy girls

4yr ⋅

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Noticed a hair in my mouse... a little tweezing revealed much, much more. I have cats.

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It didn't register and complete the challenge for me :(

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