Because English comes from America

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This is why I keep my liking for Vampire Diaries secret

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It's a valid profession

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My Sonic 2 experience

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I long for death

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And this is after calling for a cat genocide

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Once I saw my uncle on Tinder...

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Reported the Westboro Baptist Church's Facebook page (God Hates Fags) a couple of days ago. Facebook initially said that it did not violate their terms. After deactivating and reactivating my account, I got a notification.

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Today I met a Doctor with his sonic screwdriver at the ready

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Student makes faces at security cameras three times daily; is security guard's hero

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Found this photograph of my Great-great-grandfather Richard. I assume the dog called shotgun.

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Shorter and snappier

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I found and repurposed a calendar from four Hogswatches ago

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Haha socialism

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S4C's Fferm Ffactor is full of absolute filth

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Did Ven ever get an answer to this? Aqua and Terra arrived at Castle of Dreams regular-sized.

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Today I met Sarah Sutton, a.k.a Nyssa of Traken

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After urinating, Redditor finds that the girl he had sex with has a colony of fire ants populating her vagina

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Lesbians totally naturally recreate well-known meme and high-five without a word

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Younger sister sleeps with a box of cheese-flavoured crackers to go on living

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VerysmartTM comment is beyond the understanding of a plebeian mind

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Can't think of a suitable reply for this comment on a classmate's Twitter account...

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