Maybe he’s trying to wean himself

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All hail the true Space Karen

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How dare you make Jesus seem insufficiently Republican!

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I present to you the most divorced man

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Twitter ratio treats

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Thanks, I hate fresh breast milk ice cream

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TBF I’d absolutely go to a dinosaur tooth auction

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Served her a meatball and got deep fried

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Candidate Karen isn't so good with phrasing.

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The kind law Professor and the stressed out law student.

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This means we’re adorably stupid, right?

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Extra points for nailing this when the Suns were terrible.

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Today we’re all the New York City government

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Everyday is The Onion

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Changing a man’s life by teaching him how to drive stick

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Glass houses, or glass wedding rings in this case

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Students of America’s most renowned business school weigh on average salary

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5 year olds don’t play around

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Thanks, I hate old people smell

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Don’t Share With Candidates

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Moon Moon is a dandelion

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Well, they weren’t wrong

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Brave Sir Elon Ran Away

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Jerk looking for adoption.

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Karen thinks Black Lives Matters is terrorism.

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Real Men like weird ice cream

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“Except” Christian, White and Male

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Corporate needs you to find the difference between these two pictures...

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“Plain vanilla” child rape

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My kid’s TV-Y show has a warning for “fear”

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Claims to be the bank of veterans and their families; takes money from their stimulus checks.

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Justice Kentanji Brown Jackson’s husband, Dr. Patrick Jackson, could take his eyes off her the entire time she received the judicial oath as she became a Supreme Court Justice

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When you meet the enemy and he is you

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Wishing for a school shooting because he’s tired of listening to impeachment news

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Reminder that Bolton helped eliminate that pandemic response team too

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Alabama Man elected to US Senate, doesn’t know structure of US government

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The Karen’s Tale

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So apparently Thomas The Tank Engine is rated TV-Y for “Fear”

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