Just Mayo snuck into Burger King in a ziploc bag and piped onto an impossible whopper like icing.

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Mmm I definitely want to rub that all over my body.

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Well past 69 days now but still... Nice.

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When people ask what I eat other than veggies and tofu.

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F-flexi-nvm I can’t even say it.

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The pages of my book weren't cut

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