Them: “The Lich is the scariest villain in Adventure Time.” Me, an intellectual:5yr ⋅ ElegantMonkeyMan ⋅ r/adventuretime
Playing B&W and I have to say, Regis is one of the greatest fictional characters I’ve ever seen. I really have to read the books once I finish.4yr ⋅ ElegantMonkeyMan ⋅ r/witcher
Only one week ‘till digital HD release! Hipster Alita is excited!5yr ⋅ ElegantMonkeyMan ⋅ r/alitabattleangel
When your friends ask why you went to watch the same movie 12 times in theaters5yr ⋅ ElegantMonkeyMan ⋅ r/alitabattleangel
Finished Round 8! Every theater in my area stopped playing Alita, but this random theater in Victorville still has it in 3D?! Gotta see it again a couple more times while they still have it in 3D!5yr ⋅ ElegantMonkeyMan ⋅ r/alitabattleangel
The shirt arrived! It looks and feels great and fits perfectly as expected, I highly recommend!5yr ⋅ ElegantMonkeyMan ⋅ r/alitabattleangel
Delusional Man Blames Makeup for Women Not Understanding Him6yr ⋅ ElegantMonkeyMan ⋅ r/NotHowGirlsWork
Roses are red, violets are blue, it doesn’t always be like that, but sometimes it do5yr ⋅ ElegantMonkeyMan ⋅ r/alitabattleangel
When you shrink down you become small enough to ride your cat like a mount.6yr ⋅ ElegantMonkeyMan ⋅ r/IdentityV
In a Skyrim group. This goes on for 16 paragraphs. He then proceeded to say that anyone who likes Skyrim but hasn’t played Morrowind is “abysmally stupid” compared to him.4yr ⋅ ElegantMonkeyMan ⋅ r/gatekeeping
Me and my friend. This was literally the first 35 seconds of the game. #lifeisgood6yr ⋅ ElegantMonkeyMan ⋅ r/IdentityV
My Secret Santa sent me two amazing hardcovers! They're so beautiful ლ( ڡ`ლ) I hope my match is as happy with what I sent her as I am with my secret santa!6yr ⋅ ElegantMonkeyMan ⋅ r/secretsanta
I said that Atheists and Agnostics weren't the same. Quora man puts me in my place.6yr ⋅ ElegantMonkeyMan ⋅ r/BadArguments
So a punk cussed me out in the waiting room for using geisha, so I killed all of them before they could get a single cipher.6yr ⋅ ElegantMonkeyMan ⋅ r/IdentityV
My California school has been hanging up some really questionable paintings lately6yr ⋅ ElegantMonkeyMan ⋅ r/AwfulArt
A woman was blinded by mace and her baby was kidnapped and murdered- but let’s blame the mom.6yr ⋅ ElegantMonkeyMan ⋅ r/iamatotalpieceofshit
I got saddled with two gardeners and a forward... guess who was the only one to escape6yr ⋅ ElegantMonkeyMan ⋅ r/IdentityV
This account has posted thousands of tweets, and each one seems to be a US Zip Code. Is there an connection between the numbers (or zip locations?) He posts nothing else but 5-digit codes every day without another word.6yr ⋅ ElegantMonkeyMan ⋅ r/RedditDetectives
