Party in the USA ❌ Partying with Billy Ray✅

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Felt the same way about Incredibles 2

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Every time I wash this comforter, I don't want to take it out

2yr ·

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Monthly payments as low as $14.99

2yr ·

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Stay Woke

2yr ·

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Sam's Club v Walgreen's v Great Value v Nice

4yr ·

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Aquafan for Aquaman

2yr ·

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Only happens when someone walks in

3yr ·

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Didn't they tell you that I was a savage?

3yr ·

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Token for granted

4yr ·

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Bi Felicia

4yr ·

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This Hoe is Making a Clown Outta Herself

4yr ·

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Wakanda foolishness

3yr ·

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When you don't know if you're his Top Gun or his side piece

4yr ·

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She needs to higher her word bank

4yr ·

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WHO PUT THAT NIGGA ON A HORSE?

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It's a French name

4yr ·

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She ain't sleep. Stay woke

4yr ·

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You ain't the only nut that's tryna bust

2yr ·

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Jesus told me you the number one answer

4yr ·

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I survived...

5yr ·

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Straight writers for TV shows are so naive

3yr ·

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Might as well be a soldier talking about his girl back home

2yr ·

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Share a ride with Jesus

2yr ·

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Jokes on Him, I'm Single

4yr ·

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Where's the belt?

2yr ·

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The tension is absolutely ribbitting

1yr ·

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Nobody knows how to love me like me

3yr ·

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Mutual love and appreciation

4yr ·

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God's Gonna Trouble The Water

5yr ·

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I Hold My Gat Tight When I Drink My Flat White

4yr ·

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I take pride in my piracy

4yr ·

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The kids won't be able to handle this fire

4yr ·

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I know that last one is gonna be fire!

4yr ·

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What do you mean I was randomly selected?

3yr ·

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The thirst of legislation

3yr ·

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From the Bottom of My Heart

4yr ·

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This doesn't make any type of sense

4yr ·

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Jamaicans cook you with no consideration

3yr ·

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Next thing you know, it's three hours into your shift

4yr ·

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A law teacher, a neighbor and a fence

3yr ·

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Giddy up, now

3yr ·

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Yeah, They Must Have Forgot About Me

4yr ·

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Diagnose me one time, shame on you

3yr ·

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So we decided brushing your teeth isn't romantic anymore?

2yr ·

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Simple Tinder girl trying to get out of the house more

4yr ·

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What happened to you? I fought one dude but he had 12 arms!!

4yr ·

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Casper ain't bout that life

3yr ·

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Maybe she should try being Live then

4yr ·

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Nah but I got a Plan, B

4yr ·

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Burt's BJs

4yr ·

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YOU said you didn't HAVE homework

2yr ·

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Our grandmother ain't make no white babies

4yr ·

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Make Veterans Homeless Again

3yr ·

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These are the conversations MLK dreamed of

3yr ·

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Niggas Are So Thirsty

4yr ·

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Reppin the Bay. OOOOOUAGH

3yr ·

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Just leaf me alone. I got beef with you

3yr ·

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In other breaking news, NFL execs apparently don't like political activist quarterbacks

3yr ·

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Signed, sealed and he delivered. No time for buyer's remorse

4yr ·

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Time to go back

3yr ·

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I'm gonna need her to HM01 the BS

3yr ·

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You going beast mode, I'm about to shoot the gap

3yr ·

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We need the entire ICU for this man

4yr ·

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Might wanna levitate

2yr ·

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Trump doesn't handle rejection well

3yr ·

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Nuttin is good enough for my baby

3yr ·

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Modern day philosophers

2yr ·

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We just click so well

3yr ·

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About the Same Amount As the '08 Lions

4yr ·

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When you refused to get kissed by a Rose

4yr ·

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Bean pies, bowties and side eyes

4yr ·

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That's all it is, period

3yr ·

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*Looks out the window to see Killmonger*

3yr ·

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What am I in here for? I snapped

2yr ·

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I said it with the A, I don't understand why it's a problem

3yr ·

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Everybody loves a big titty woman

3yr ·

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You don't wanna go back to the good old days?

4yr ·

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Eminem woulda been famous for other reasons

4yr ·

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Mutual love and appreciation

4yr ·

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Grandmothers always have the best advice

4yr ·

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Turn on the lights! I'm looking for her

3yr ·

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The difference between getting a haircut and going to the barber shop

4yr ·

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Savor the Moment

4yr ·

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Saw someone have the most beautiful cheese pull with these at a music festival and I needed these mozzarella sticks for myself

2yr ·

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Pussy on the brain

3yr ·

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Sweetheart, let's try this again

1yr ·

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I want to honor Maurice Smith for this moment in black history

4yr ·

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The prelude to#HurtBae

4yr ·

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Cross dressing and out of this world

4yr ·

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Her interrogation will be done in 5 minutes

4yr ·

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And the Lord saw that it was good

3yr ·

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You must be thinking about them other niggas

4yr ·

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The son of Odin will make you call him Daddy

3yr ·

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But if I say 'nappy headed welfare negroes be like' then I'M THE RACIST?

4yr ·

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Peasants frolicking

3yr ·

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Petty Level: Storm

3yr ·

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The crime committed by 90% of the people I went to school with

3yr ·

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Sit your dumb Lorax lives matter ass down

4yr ·

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You may kiss the opponent

3yr ·

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The new logo for the LA Rams is pretty dope

3yr ·

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Mixtape Kombat

3yr ·

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Times up for that negativity

3yr ·

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You must not have no spidey-sense if you thinking it wasn't

4yr ·

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Europe's tl:dr

3yr ·

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How much MORE will you TAKE from ME?

3yr ·

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If he's Dominican, it's pronounced Papi

3yr ·

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Fun size problems

3yr ·

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EAT 👏🏾 SOME DAMN 👏🏾 FRUIT 👏🏾

3mo ·

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Beast Boy, we have arrived on the fleek, yes?

4yr ·

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#StealHerStuff2018

3yr ·

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So You Don't Trust Me Now?

4yr ·

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Come on, Colton. You're gonna have to do better than that

4yr ·

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That must be why girls love picnics so much

4yr ·

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Blac Youngsta's time to shine

3yr ·

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No title. I just feel like this thread will be locked

4yr ·

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Cheerio, see you all next week

1yr ·

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Only the best for my baby

3yr ·

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Insufficient Funds

3yr ·

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Just like there's a difference between a dude getting fired and resigning...

4yr ·

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Look at me, I'm the Captain now

3yr ·

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MRW I'm conducting a symphony I made after my girlfriend just cheated on me

5yr ·

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You can add making your own clothes to that list

3yr ·

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Patrick Stewart calls it acting

3yr ·

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Witnessing a Legend

5yr ·

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Lilo and Boo should be made

4yr ·

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You're a Nut if You Think I'm Staying

4yr ·

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Netflix and can you chill?

2yr ·

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Even Flava Flav had hoes

3yr ·

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Lila acting a lil Frosty with Arnold

3yr ·

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There's got to be something bedder

3yr ·

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I came to a decision too late

5yr ·

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Guess she can't fly on Virgin America

4yr ·

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They doin ya dirty if you only gettin thirty

4yr ·

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Naps are better than money, IMO

4yr ·

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I'ma have the last laugh Indian, because I'm from a tribe called Kill a Hoe

4yr ·

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Apparently, someone from 1930 made a post about New York

2yr ·

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OUIAAAAS GARÇOOOOOOON!!!!

4yr ·

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Only she Can do something about this

3yr ·

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Four fingered Felicia

4yr ·

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I woke up like dis

6yr ·

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You don't need to be staying at one if you won't say it

4yr ·

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Who's tryna be happy in they future?

4yr ·

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When he playing head games

4yr ·

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Desiigner's moving onto smaller animals

4yr ·

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I'll take things you do before a public apology for $200, Alex

3yr ·

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and THAT is why you should stand for the national anthem 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

3yr ·

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Closed? It's a 24 hour establishment

4yr ·

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