Finally realized the problem isn't that I'm a little short for a woman. It's that I'm a short woman living in a world built by average-sized men.5mo ⋅ ejchristian86 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I just inherited an 1864 Steinway and Sons style 1 rococo grand piano!9mo ⋅ ejchristian86 ⋅ r/Damnthatsinteresting
[OC] Cancelled Spotify and dug this old friend out of storage. Still kicking after 18 years!1yr ⋅ ejchristian86 ⋅ r/pics
Sending good vibes to all my trolls out in the dating world. Shit looks BLEAK out there.1yr ⋅ ejchristian86 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Tomorrow is my birthday and I have a consult for my first tattoo in 15 years! I'm so excited!3yr ⋅ ejchristian86 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Today is my birthday! Please check out the seal 🦭 cake my daughter made for me (with some help from dad)!!!1yr ⋅ ejchristian86 ⋅ r/Baking
Made a stuffed animal of my daughter's kitten, Buttercup, to keep her company at kindergarten.1yr ⋅ ejchristian86 ⋅ r/sewing
Trying to explore my sexuality and every space I go to find info and community is just full of men being gross.1yr ⋅ ejchristian86 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Between pregnancy and breastfeeding, I went 16 months without getting my period. Guess what rose from the dead this Easter Sunday? 😭7yr ⋅ ejchristian86 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
No matter what I do, my left bra strap will not stop falling down.1yr ⋅ ejchristian86 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Found this a few years while cleaning out my grandmother's home after she died. Bottle opener/back scratcher made from a real kangaroo paw.4yr ⋅ ejchristian86 ⋅ r/WTF
Spotted this troll tattoo in /r/tattoos! One of us! One of us!8yr ⋅ ejchristian86 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Hahahahahahahahahaha *gasp for breath* hahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa!8yr ⋅ ejchristian86 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I read about a guy who cheated on his (ex) girlfriend multiple times, so now she's getting revenge by sending him Game of Thrones spoilers every week.8yr ⋅ ejchristian86 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I am 36 years old and I've gotten more unsolicited dick pics in the last week than I have in my entire life.1yr ⋅ ejchristian86 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
At my Catholic high school, we used to call this the Christ Killer - pepperoni, bacon, sausage, ham, and salami, eaten on a Friday during Lent.3wk ⋅ ejchristian86 ⋅ r/excatholic
The female faculty at my high school all dressed up as RBG today.6yr ⋅ ejchristian86 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Watching for the first time. Is it just me or does Moordil (Suns and Lovers) look like Jaime from Mythbusters?3mo ⋅ ejchristian86 ⋅ r/farscape
Made my husband a quilt for his 40th birthday! (was told to post this here, enjoy!)4yr ⋅ ejchristian86 ⋅ r/quilting
New player, first attempt at a zoo entrance and hidden staff facilities!4yr ⋅ ejchristian86 ⋅ r/PlanetZoo
MRW I tell my husband I feel silly being a grown-ass woman buying Disney leggings, and he responds, The whole point of being a grown-ass woman is you can buy whatever you want!7yr ⋅ ejchristian86 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I think I'm warming up to the idea of having babies... and then I spend an evening with my 2-year-old nephew.10yr ⋅ ejchristian86 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW clothes for my daughter, who's not even 2 yet!!!, is already cut to be slim and sexy while the equivalent boys' clothing is comfortable and relaxed fit (and they have fucking pockets).6yr ⋅ ejchristian86 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Bright young women, sick of swimmin', ready to take a stand!7yr ⋅ ejchristian86 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
M(literal)RW my husband says, I can see why some guys want to think Ansari didn't do anything wrong, and that's part of the problem.6yr ⋅ ejchristian86 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When it's shark week and hubby says he's thinking of ordering pizza.9yr ⋅ ejchristian86 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Currently hunting for an OB to deliver a baby troll. One had this poster in her office. Definitely a contender!8yr ⋅ ejchristian86 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Husband officially named the mead, and yes I'm jealous I didn't think of this pun first.1mo ⋅ ejchristian86 ⋅ r/mead
Doing a rewatch. This is all I see whenever there's a Chakotay-centric episode.1yr ⋅ ejchristian86 ⋅ r/voyager
MRW strangers are already telling my 11 MONTH OLD DAUGHTER to smile. 😡7yr ⋅ ejchristian86 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
You guys have got to make the hitbox for the backpack smaller. I've done this probably a hundred times already.10mo ⋅ ejchristian86 ⋅ r/EverMerge
First project on my new machine! My daughter loves it and wants a mermaid Applejack next!5yr ⋅ ejchristian86 ⋅ r/sewing
OMG YOU GUYS!!! My indie yarn business is going to actually be profitable this year! Come join me in the Dance of Capitalist Superiority!10yr ⋅ ejchristian86 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Tried to buy pants for my 7 month old daughter this weekend. The boy pants had real pockets, and the girl pants had fake pockets. What the actual fuck is happening???7yr ⋅ ejchristian86 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Forgot to burp the Abomination yesterday. Glad I left the lid a little vented and the bucket in the shower!2mo ⋅ ejchristian86 ⋅ r/prisonhooch
35 weeks pregnant, just went to McDonald's for a McFlurry while wearing shark pajamas.8yr ⋅ ejchristian86 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Reddit: where people complain endlessly about the government invading their privacy, but the moment a hot female celebrity's personal phone is hacked, the photos are plastered all over the front page.10yr ⋅ ejchristian86 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I knit this sweater for my daughter while I was pregnant. Now, at 16 months old, it finally fits her!6yr ⋅ ejchristian86 ⋅ r/knitting
Showerthought: since women's clothing sizes are meaningless anyway, someone should open a store using colors instead of numbers. Going from a 6 to a 14 is tough, but going from pink to indigo ain't so bad!7yr ⋅ ejchristian86 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIF removing my menstrual cup for good after bleeding for 19 of the last 25 days.6yr ⋅ ejchristian86 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW someone on reddit calls me he and I don't bother to correct them.9yr ⋅ ejchristian86 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I got a vinyl cutter for my birthday this weekend and this is my first project!6yr ⋅ ejchristian86 ⋅ r/knitting
I designed a hat based on the book Spinning Silver by Naomi Novik. Knittit, meet Miryem!6yr ⋅ ejchristian86 ⋅ r/knitting
Trollx, I'm having a daughter and I just want her to be awesome and strong and not have the world hurt her for being born female.8yr ⋅ ejchristian86 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I see a guy in another sub summarize The Handmaids Tale... without mentioning women even once.7yr ⋅ ejchristian86 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW I read that Kit Harrington (Jon Snow) wants more male nudity on Game of Thrones.10yr ⋅ ejchristian86 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIF as a 28-year-old woman (who looks much younger) when high school boys start giving me the how you doin'? face10yr ⋅ ejchristian86 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I'm making a fairy tale-themed zoo. And what fairy tale would be complete without a castle?4yr ⋅ ejchristian86 ⋅ r/PlanetZoo
And then they make that character king so you set everything on fire.5yr ⋅ ejchristian86 ⋅ r/freefolk
All right X-Philes, if you have a tumblr account (or more than one), now's the time to vote!7mo ⋅ ejchristian86 ⋅ r/XFiles
As a troll with hair down past my hips, I relate to this so hard.6yr ⋅ ejchristian86 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I'm feeling like a hideous she-beast (curse you, low self esteem!) and put on a little makeup to make myself feel better.10yr ⋅ ejchristian86 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIF walking around in shorts today and feeling the breeze ruffle through my majestic legbeard.9yr ⋅ ejchristian86 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Some WS float porn for you! After knitting for almost 15 years, I feel like I'm finally getting the hang of this part!5yr ⋅ ejchristian86 ⋅ r/knitting
To the guy on the front page who seems totally astonished that his fiancee likes small, considerate, caring gestures more than pictures of his dick...11yr ⋅ ejchristian86 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
[FO] HELP! I finally finished my husband's Christmas present and the dye bled when I washed it! I wish there was a ctrl+z for life.4yr ⋅ ejchristian86 ⋅ r/CrossStitch
[pic] New here! Just finished carding my floss for an enormous project!4yr ⋅ ejchristian86 ⋅ r/CrossStitch
There has been a top ship bracket going on tumblr for a few weeks now. Mulder/Scully squeaked out an amazing round 2 victory vs Cas/Dean, and have been going strong since! Tomorrow we go to the finals vs Spock/Kirk!7mo ⋅ ejchristian86 ⋅ r/XFiles
MRW, at thirty-fucking-one years old, I learn that I've been tying my shoes wrong my whole life and that's why the knots are always crooked and coming undone.6yr ⋅ ejchristian86 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIF after working out today for the first time in forever. It sucks ass but I know I need to do it to feel better in my skin again.7yr ⋅ ejchristian86 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I realize that my next 3 periods are going to fall on Thanksgiving, Christmas, and my birthday.9yr ⋅ ejchristian86 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Hopefully I'll remember this next time some random asshat on the bus tells me to smile. (x-post StandUpShots)8yr ⋅ ejchristian86 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
