Anyone else’s search history look like this? This is just from the past 3 hours.1yr ⋅ EggplantAstronaut ⋅ r/adhdwomen
One of these days I am going to vacuum. It’s going to happen. Just not today.1yr ⋅ EggplantAstronaut ⋅ r/adhdwomen
Maybe it’s not inflation, maybe it’s just greed. Check your prices, folks.1yr ⋅ EggplantAstronaut ⋅ r/budgetfood
Bought a new doormat, now I can Rickroll everyone who visits my house1yr ⋅ EggplantAstronaut ⋅ r/funny
Anyone else feel the deepest most gut wrenching disappointment over the smallest thing? When I took this cake home and saw that it was messed up I wanted to burst into tears.1yr ⋅ EggplantAstronaut ⋅ r/adhdwomen
Finally started doing the dice hack and it really seems to be working for me!11mo ⋅ EggplantAstronaut ⋅ r/adhdwomen
This does not look like the face of someone who is hearing what they were expecting.10mo ⋅ EggplantAstronaut ⋅ r/TLCsisterwives
Tell me you have a favorite wife without telling me you have a favorite wife.1yr ⋅ EggplantAstronaut ⋅ r/TLCsisterwives
Kody will do anything, ANYTHING...except take responsibility for his actions1yr ⋅ EggplantAstronaut ⋅ r/TLCsisterwives
Just going to acknowledge the elephant in the room...the REAL dream Robyn is sad about losing10mo ⋅ EggplantAstronaut ⋅ r/TLCsisterwives
The look on Kody’s face during the first conversation they showed between him & Janelle in the preview...daggers sharp enough to slice lemons10mo ⋅ EggplantAstronaut ⋅ r/TLCsisterwives
Kody in 30 years, shouting at everyone within earshot at the nursing home1yr ⋅ EggplantAstronaut ⋅ r/TLCsisterwives
Remember when Robyn thought the biggest mistake of her entire life was giving away her purity?1yr ⋅ EggplantAstronaut ⋅ r/TLCsisterwives
The Kody Brown action figure comes with a button that allows him to say 3 phrases. If you were designing the toy, what 3 phrases would he say?1yr ⋅ EggplantAstronaut ⋅ r/TLCsisterwives
One of these days I am going to vacuum. It’s going to happen. Just not today.1yr ⋅ EggplantAstronaut ⋅ r/TwoXADHD
These wafer eggs smell like dog treats and have an objectionable mouthfeel...only recommend for passive-aggressive gifting. Perfect for a mother-in-law, lousy coworker, or that neighbor who plays their music much louder than they should.1yr ⋅ EggplantAstronaut ⋅ r/aldi
Well, look who is finally facing the consequences of their actions1yr ⋅ EggplantAstronaut ⋅ r/TLCsisterwives
I am LIVING for Janelle telling Kody to shut his mouth (and then following it up with an “F-you!” chaser)10mo ⋅ EggplantAstronaut ⋅ r/TLCsisterwives
Kody in 5 years when all 4 wives have left him, his kids don’t talk to him anymore, and he still hasn’t built on Coyote Pass1yr ⋅ EggplantAstronaut ⋅ r/TLCsisterwives
When you realize that Meri wiped her mail with alcohol wipes every day for 8 months just to have a seat at the Finer Things Club’s Fahmly Thanskgiving Table1yr ⋅ EggplantAstronaut ⋅ r/TLCsisterwives
Christine left and moved to Utah? Truely isn’t around anymore? Janelle is leaving? Robyn is unhappy? Coyote Pass is still a barren wasteland? All the money is gone? Let’s solve this mystery!1yr ⋅ EggplantAstronaut ⋅ r/TLCsisterwives
Me knowing an episode is coming up where Christine is going to tell the other wives she’s leaving, and they’re going to ask why, and she’s going to give them a verbal laundry list of how awful their husband is and then bounce1yr ⋅ EggplantAstronaut ⋅ r/TLCsisterwives
Every time I think Kody might be on the verge of seeing how much damage he has done to his family, instead dude doubles down that it was all someone else’s fault. It makes me nuts!9mo ⋅ EggplantAstronaut ⋅ r/TLCsisterwives
Every morning after waking up, and every night just before bed. Still haven’t cleaned the damn thing. Anyone else?1yr ⋅ EggplantAstronaut ⋅ r/TwoXADHD
Finally tried the TikTok hack of gamifying my to-do list with dice and it’s working really well so far!11mo ⋅ EggplantAstronaut ⋅ r/TwoXADHD
Bought a new tote, nobody in my real life gets it so I thought I’d share it here1yr ⋅ EggplantAstronaut ⋅ r/PrideandPrejudice
Kody crapping on Janelle’s apartment for not having luxuries like resin figurines and a book light so he can read Gun & Ammo Monthly is such BS1yr ⋅ EggplantAstronaut ⋅ r/TLCsisterwives
I had to close the Target app and reopen it to make sure I saw what I thought I saw2wk ⋅ EggplantAstronaut ⋅ r/LiveFromNewYork
I forgot about the scene in “Titanic” when old lady Rose throws the “Heart of the Ocean” diamond overboard and decades later it washes up on the shore of a pond in rural Arizona, only to be hoarded once again by a fragile angry man with a violently receding hairline who is obsessed with wealth1yr ⋅ EggplantAstronaut ⋅ r/TLCsisterwives
When Meri finally decides to leave and Kody realizes his budget just took a huge cut9mo ⋅ EggplantAstronaut ⋅ r/TLCsisterwives
If I had to describe the downfall of the Brown family in one image, this would be it9mo ⋅ EggplantAstronaut ⋅ r/TLCsisterwives
Christine had been advocating for Ysabel’s spine surgery since season 13, and Kody was adamantly against it. Ysabel was in constant pain and was humiliated from wearing a brace all day long. How could he look at his child and deny her pain relief? [quotes in comments]1yr ⋅ EggplantAstronaut ⋅ r/TLCsisterwives
Here’s your bingo card for the next episode. I recommend covering the spaces with Kody’s mother’s carmuls.1yr ⋅ EggplantAstronaut ⋅ r/TLCsisterwives
Waiting patiently for the official announcement that Janelle has left1yr ⋅ EggplantAstronaut ⋅ r/TLCsisterwives
Film promo pic vs. still from the movie, looks like 2 completely different people1yr ⋅ EggplantAstronaut ⋅ r/Instagramreality
Went to see “Wicked” at the Straz Center last night. All I can say is WOW! If you can go, you should.1yr ⋅ EggplantAstronaut ⋅ r/tampa
I’m no artist, but it’s funny to me that with just minimal features and hardly any detail you can tell exactly who this is9mo ⋅ EggplantAstronaut ⋅ r/TLCsisterwives
When Robyn isn’t the victim, she’s the victim. [click the pic]1yr ⋅ EggplantAstronaut ⋅ r/TLCsisterwives
In a last minute attempt to hide their assets from debt collectors, Kody and Robyn swim out to the middle of Coyote Pass’ Plague Pond and toss her Precious Moments collection and his blue diamond necklace into the water1yr ⋅ EggplantAstronaut ⋅ r/TLCsisterwives
Why is Robyn so comfortable sittin’ thur leading the fahmly meeting?1yr ⋅ EggplantAstronaut ⋅ r/TLCsisterwives
Me, trying to convince everyone in my life to watch the show1yr ⋅ EggplantAstronaut ⋅ r/TLCsisterwives
Tonight’s dinner was the viral TikTok pasta with Aldi ingredients and a side of garlic knots1yr ⋅ EggplantAstronaut ⋅ r/aldi
He had it comin’, he had it comin’, he only had himself to blame. If you’d have been there, and smelled his bullshit, I betcha you would have done the saaaaaaaaame.1yr ⋅ EggplantAstronaut ⋅ r/TLCsisterwives
Every morning after waking up, and every night before bed. Anyone else?1yr ⋅ EggplantAstronaut ⋅ r/adhdwomen
Robyn giving off “Mother Gothel on her way to steal the magic from Rapunzel’s golden hair” vibes1yr ⋅ EggplantAstronaut ⋅ r/TLCsisterwives
I just designed and ordered this shirt like a month ago and it’s already obsolete. All that time and money waste-ED!1yr ⋅ EggplantAstronaut ⋅ r/TLCsisterwives
From Janelle’s Instagram. By “our mountain” do you think she means the mountain at Coyote Pass?11mo ⋅ EggplantAstronaut ⋅ r/TLCsisterwives
Hey Christine, if you’re looking for a creative way to get rid of that commitment sand, I’ve got an idea...1yr ⋅ EggplantAstronaut ⋅ r/TLCsisterwives
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, as I read the Browns’ book, in my big comfy chair1yr ⋅ EggplantAstronaut ⋅ r/TLCsisterwives
Gonna have to dust off that resume, Robyn. Too bad you haven’t had a real job in 10+ years. Don’t worry, I’m sure you’ll have lots of options. So MaNy PrOpOsaLs1yr ⋅ EggplantAstronaut ⋅ r/TLCsisterwives
A simple flowchart to determine whether or not something is Kody's fault.1yr ⋅ EggplantAstronaut ⋅ r/TLCsisterwives
I am not joking when I say I would have immediately high tailed it to the nearest Home Depot and spread my legs on a bed of topsoil1yr ⋅ EggplantAstronaut ⋅ r/TLCsisterwives
Robyn still worked immediately after joining the family? I thought she was just sittin’ thurr.1yr ⋅ EggplantAstronaut ⋅ r/TLCsisterwives
When an interview question has you stumped and you can’t think of a great answer, just go with the standard1yr ⋅ EggplantAstronaut ⋅ r/TLCsisterwives
Our afternoon speed cleaning list. The kids and I set a timer for 20 minutes and put music on, then run around and get as much done as we can before the timer goes off10mo ⋅ EggplantAstronaut ⋅ r/Mommit
My husband brought home this chocolate bar for me as a surprise and now I’m going to have to go back and buy a dozen. SO good, like dangerously good.9mo ⋅ EggplantAstronaut ⋅ r/aldi
Dark side Robyn says: “You don’t have to drape yourself in florals and wear makeup, you can chill in a hoodie and let your skin breathe.”1yr ⋅ EggplantAstronaut ⋅ r/TLCsisterwives
A vizzuhl of the sneak peek for the next episode, without context1yr ⋅ EggplantAstronaut ⋅ r/TLCsisterwives
I wish Christine had been warned about this jackwagon in her pre-life1yr ⋅ EggplantAstronaut ⋅ r/TLCsisterwives
From Matt Stell’s TikTok. I was tempted to respond with, “Because you’ve got a bag of hammers for a brain” but I decided to be polite.11mo ⋅ EggplantAstronaut ⋅ r/CelebWivesofNashville
Mason Dixie Cheddar biscuit sandwiches are disgusting when prepared as instructed. Posted my method in the comments.7mo ⋅ EggplantAstronaut ⋅ r/Costco
After noticing Kody's lemon obsession, I researched the spiritual and metaphysical symbolism behind lemons and, you guys...1yr ⋅ EggplantAstronaut ⋅ r/TLCsisterwives
Bought a pack of maxi pads that have a diagram showing exactly where to put your vagina1yr ⋅ EggplantAstronaut ⋅ r/TwoXChromosomes
