Pass this guy the aux

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Garfield ruins the moment

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Rejected 50 Shades of Grey Script

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He probably pisses on the seat, too

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You'll laugh if you know what's good for you

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And/or the Napoleon Dynamite moon boots

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I hardly even remember the other two girls' names

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MRW a car honks at me while I have the signal at the crosswalk

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Generic af

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Can't even get these anymore

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Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?

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Darn autocorrect

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And they say rap is a bad influence

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I foresee drama in her young life

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[Spoilers All] Updating the Mannis' List of Accomplishments

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Pop, lock, and drop it

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When Missy showed up

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Oh lawd, imma have a heart attack

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My parents just realized they moved into an active war zone

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Um, I remember learning that before I was 18

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Omg!!!

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You'll look up and shout Save us! and I'll look down and whisper ..No

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Can I just do it myself

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Denial ain't just a river in Africa

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What was so funny

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And benedict cumberbatch

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At least those aren't Sketchers

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Rap is a bad influence

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MRW when I accidentally took a sip of pink lemonade vodka thinking it was water

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Me irl

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New leaked script of The Force Awakens

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Like going to the DMV

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Scary accurate

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Could use some Robitussin

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disrespecting nature is buns

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Damn I wish we could have mac n cheese for Thanksgiving

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Someone forgot to turn this cool sign on

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What about cheeseburger helper

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White Rihanna

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Dinner from the fires of Mount Doom

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And now it's gonna stay that way, Facebook

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Sidearm spray

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She just takes a plate of stuffing and leaves

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First experiment with different levels of shading

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I didn't consent to the doctor touching me

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Ugh not again

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2meirl4meirl

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It's not like we need to see those subtitles or anything

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White ppl call that an atta boy

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Yes, my go-to for real news

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Time to d-d-d-d-d-d-DM hoes

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Hate when this happens

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I think I hold some kind of record for a single lap time on Mario Kart 64

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Got Roy Moore in front of me smh

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Cool guys don't look at explosions

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It died in a fire 30 years ago ... tonight

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True authentic Italian cuisine

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I love that maintenance starts right as I get out of work and begin farming the Liberty Geist invades

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[Question] What are these random underlines?

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MRW I'm showing all my friends a funny video but none of them have laughed yet

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I think I hold some kind of record for a single lap time on Rainbow Road in Mario Kart 64

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Blue shared some long status about how she wishes the father of her child would take more random pictures. He (Red) did just that, but then they hashed it out in the comments.

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The O-Powers guy always reminds me of the Blair Witch Project

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Leaked script of the next Minions movie

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[No Spoilers] Gotta love Twitter during GoT Season

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I'm literally a piece of fruit

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