Do you kids want to be like the real U.N., or do you just want to squabble and waste time?2yr ⋅ EggCouncil ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
People of Springfield, because of the epidemic, I have canceled my vacation to the Bahamas. I shall not leave the city. Hey, you, get that steel drum out of the, uh, mayor's office.3yr ⋅ EggCouncil ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
And if you think naming a destructive storm after a woman is sexist, you obviously have never seen the gals grabbing for items at a clearance sale.3yr ⋅ EggCouncil ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Car goes airborne, crashes into 2nd-floor dental office in Santa Ana6yr ⋅ EggCouncil ⋅ r/simpsonsdidit
Just remember: one of our patients is a cannibal. Try to guess which one. I think you'll be pleasantly surprised.6yr ⋅ EggCouncil ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I admit I used the city treasury to fund the murder of my enemies. But as Gabbo would say, I’m a bad little boy.5yr ⋅ EggCouncil ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Just another reminder that Trump supporters would have happily unified behind Hillary if she had won the election8yr ⋅ EggCouncil ⋅ r/EnoughTrumpSpam
<-- Number of years until the NDP will actually implement their promises9yr ⋅ EggCouncil ⋅ r/metacanada
LPT: American health care is expensive, so eat this so you will definitely die of a major heart attack at a young age9yr ⋅ EggCouncil ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
If word gets out about this, Crazy Clown Airlines will be a laughing stock.9yr ⋅ EggCouncil ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Harper says pot is ‘infinitely worse’ than tobacco. Experts say there’s ‘simply no evidence’ that’s true9yr ⋅ EggCouncil ⋅ r/metacanada
