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Nearly 20 years ago, I visited law school friends in Southern China, and their families gifted me some tea sets, including the two shown in the picture. Today, I guiltly brought them out to use. I was expected to regift them because using greeting gifts would be greedy.

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When I was a kid in the 80s living on a military base in the Philippines, my dad bought this bamboo hex aquarium and he filled it with what he found scuba diving. It hadn't been used since the fall of the Berlin Wall. I just recently cleaned and resealed it. Can't wait for life to return to it!

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When your cockatiel decides to join your Zoom meeting.

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My wife recently had a baby, so my 10 year old pup needs the occasional warm bath and towl-burrito to be reminded that he's still our baby, too.

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I finally did it after 10 years: no more federal student loans from law school. Pursue Public Service Loan Forgiveness if you work for government or a non-profit after law school.

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If you're sitting on the toilet in my guest bathroom, this faces you at eye level.

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Because Meme Monday is just a training bra.

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Fuck you, COVID-19. RIP Reno 1868, may #SACvRNO and #RNOvSAC live on in our memories.

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Fuck St. LOUis FC folding, all my homies hate St. LOUis FC folding. We only like the original St. LOUis style club.

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Breaking! Lou City releases its new Lou City FC crest

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This is all of us who know what it means for our team to be one of the weekly fallen.

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When a crest change is a reverse glow-up.

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It be like that tho on social media.

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Transitioning from youth to middle age

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Crushed this Crest

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I'm just a simple woodsman and miner who owns his own house. Two weeks ago, I awoke from a dream where I was a 37 year old man who worked a stressful job as a lawyer. In recent days, my lawyer dreams started to return. The dream world is becoming more real. I fear tomorrow.

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G1C trying to arrest the development of Coronavirus in Sacramento

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The hits keep on coming. Save us, [Dr.] Mama Holmes!

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If you can't beat 'em, kill 'em (or permanently damage their lungs or other organs)

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The USL conference standings in shitpost form.

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Phoenix roads after every dollar beer night game.

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[Meme] Lou City (nee Louisville City) FC goes so far as to even use Lou from St. Louis' successful #MLS2theLOU campaign. . . a whole club identity built on another city's hashtag.

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Looks like USL's expansion into NYC will be crazy next year.

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Live image of the Republic's newest signed player tossing 30 to 50 feral hogs off the pitch.

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Muh attendance strategy in this pic should be employed in all soccer match broadcasts: have the tv camera face the crowd (grandstand) instead of facing empty stands.

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How to define true success in a USL home opener.

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The REAL news coming out of Sacramento: White Claw is now a Preferred Partner for the Republic. Mayhaps this portends of things to come for soon to be revealed White Claw as a USL Preferred Suppliers?

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To be fair, what team hasn't had fans try to take out a Los Dos player with a beer can? (Please don't hurt the players, they don't get paid enough to deal with this kind of shit.)

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I don't want to go

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Happy Thanksgiving from these USL Championship teams sharing their traditional Thanksgiving side dishes with the world.

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What FC Cincy and Detroit City FC supporters shitposting at each other on social media looks like to the rest of us

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We live in a society. When a podcast shows up (more than 3 SG members gathering together is podcast of SG members), we live in their society and their society has smoke.

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Actual picture taken from hidden camera at the negotiations between USL and FloSports for USL broadcast rights.

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St. Louis City SC is the sliced bagels of St. Louis while St. Louis FC is the pork steaks of St. Louis. Real ones will miss the pork steaks of USL soccer. Who the hell likes sliced bagels?

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How many USL Cup Champions have had their city host a parade to celebrate their team's championship victory? I want to see the City of Louisville raise their game.

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r/USLPRO mods are the hardest working soccer mods in America

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The subreddit description needs the (traitorous) trash thrown out

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USL doubling down on Austin with stadium groundbreaking?

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Not saying this water will make your dick bigger, but I'm not not saying it. (Side effects may include screwing up guaranteed MLS expansion bids.)

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USL basks in the warm embrace of ESPN+ while the leagues that don't know how to #BeChampions use Flo Sports FC for a much higher subscripton rate while providing a much lower quality stream.

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The Simulation leads the Leastern in cities that show love to their teams.

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Tuesdays are always slow. Time to USLPRO up some shitposts.

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Counter-point to Goals dot com ranking Sacramento as most likely to get the next expansion slot.

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This subreddit just earned a hefty payday for hitting 5k subscribed subredditers!

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Big Brain Time in the Western Conference according to the USL Winter Summit as reported by the Athletic.

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Sad-Becks-in-the-Weeds press announcement at Lockhart

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#FRSvSAC, June 13, 2018

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I think it's time for Rocco to sell the Cosmos to someone who'll bring the team to USL instead of Rocco trying to buy Greenland . . . .errrrrr, I mean instead of Rocco litigating Promotion/Relegation.

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As it turns out, the Simulation was a neckbeard nightmare

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Whenever the Republic signs an Academy player to a contract.

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Mods are asleep and the mothers of the Eastern Conference fans' tucked their lil' neckbeards in bed. This subreddit is ours! Western Conference games this week will be the best USL games this week.

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Victory for the Republic over Seattle in the Lamar Hunt US Open Cup!

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A new type of Victory Quail: the Quail Whale. Time to Burkle Up!

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The subreddit should pool our money together and buy a couch-on-the-pitch.

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TBT when the Cosmos played against the Republic. Maybe one day the Cosmos will be sold to an owner who will return the Cosmos to professional sports.

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In light of the likely MLS announcement after July 31 and the subsequent lockdown on posts, I present this current summary of thoughts by Republic fans on MLS expansion (in meme form). Republic FC community:

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USL Pro's brand narrative, now translated!

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#RNOvSAC, it's only Wednesday

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Simulation crushed it! Onward to victory, Phoenix Rising

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The Republic Marches on the County of Orange

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#SACvNM aftershocks

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Victory Quail flies over Reno.

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#SACvPOR, September 29, 2018

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Come on in, Reno! Water's fine.

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#SPRvSAC, July 10, 2018 - Victory Quail is pleased.

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Hark! The Victory Quail sings, all three points to our Republic lads! #SACvCOS, April 18, 2019

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https://www.reviewjournal.com/sports/lights-fc-soccer/lights-fc-turn-to-freddy-adu-for-offensive-spark/amp/

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When people hear of LIPAFC, this is what they imagine.

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#SACvSEA, April 7, 2014

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#COSvSAC, July 14, 2018: How the Republic got it's Victory Quail back

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Now that the USL Final won't be at Slugger Field, the likely champion of USL (i.e. the team that will have crushed this league) will be from the Western Conference.

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When you were hoping for all three points but it ends in a draw. #LVvSAC

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The REAL 2019 Playoff Structure

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Western Conference Trash Talk Thread

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Levee Patrol hanging out with Erika Bjork on the levee just before #SACvRNO

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#SACvOC, June 2, 2018: the #RepublicFC continues its march through #USL's most risingly conference

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The Republic's Home Opener

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Soccerwarz flaming hot right now in the twitterverse, so hot that it riped a hole in spacetime to show what a soccer pyramid would look like ten years after pro/rel implemented. The Republic still trying to get into D1 (hosted by MLS), but the Revs, Crew, or Quakes keep taking the promotion spot.

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Going into #RNOvSAC this Saturday

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And the Republic's next target! #FRSvSAC, June 13, 2018

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Republic supporter riding his bike from Sacramento to #RNOvSAC.

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#PHXvSAC, May 19, 2018: I see tactics within tactics

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After letting the Eastern Conference catch-up in matches played, here are the Week 26 USL Standings. Note that the top 5 USL teams by points (with wins breaking ties) are: FC Cincinnati, Orange County SC, Real Monarchs, Phoenix Rising, and the Republic.

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Republic soon to sign the Whale?? Last phase?

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The USL Neckbeard Soccer Lord answered our prayers and joined the Republic's #RNOvSAC campaign against the soccer apostates of Reno 1868.

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It would be cool if the USL Championship Tournament mixed the Conferences at the beginning of the tourney and switched the 2nd seed Conference groups so that the top 2 teams in each Conference could meet in the Final.

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Calculations for tomorrow, SACvOKC, March 24, 2019.

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Points distribution of teams in the Western Conference and the Eastern Conference, groups of nine

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Peer grouping of teams by mid-decade points: no real change to the Eastern Conference bell curve, but two clusters emerge in the Western Conference. The lower points cluster (teams in the 1st four red bars) may include teams that self-relegate and form the future core of the western USL D3 expansion

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#LVvSAC, April 14, 2018: The Republic bird-dogging for another 3 points

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The Republic is out there, Renope, and the Republic is loving every minute of it. History will repeat. #USOC2018

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#STLvSAC, August 15, 2018: A study of cracker pizza & Budweiser (pic from last November)

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Star Wars (TFA) Dog Fight In My Office

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