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Imagine not being able to use grenades after 11 years of development

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To everyone with no friends or family like me and a silent phone: Merry Christmas Eve! I feel your pain. Let's make it through the year alive. Chins up.

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This is WAY too low. These are wages from 1990. If you're going to strike, strike correctly. $100k for grads and $150K for post-grads is the only acceptable way forward. This is 2022. $54K and $70K are 40-year-old wages. You need twice that just to RENT now.

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Star Citizen continues to impress with the best space-SIM physics ever--because a 180lb human anchoring a several thousand lb spaceship makes any sense whatsoever.

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CIG is showing off literal trash. Doesn't get any better than that.

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IOW: “We don’t have insider information or complete control anymore—fuck this!” Welcome to being a normal human in the stock market, assholes

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It's pretty fucking scary that people are encouraging this type of socioeconomic dystopia in video games. This shit is getting out of hand.

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Man, you guys called it. Holidays are over, and CIG propaganda posts are back in force. I'm dying laughing.

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ED: Odyssey with actual content. Meanwhile, in SC's alpha... We added a cargo deck! Just one. And you can't actually do anything with it. After 9 years. Enjoy!

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Confused backer who thinks Starfield was a tech demo. When all else fails, gaslight yourself into thinking OTHER games are tech demos! That'll learn 'em!

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11 years. $500,000,000. Major ship sale coming up. SC is so good, bro!

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CIG casually adding cards to previous patches to make it look like they aren't 7 months behind.

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Waiting for the update, so he can wait for the next update, where you'll wait for the next update... (the so much gameplay special). #notascam

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Imagine being able to do one of the most basic things that games have been doing for decades.

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CR soon to make announcement: SQ42 teams moving to SC so we can finish it faster, just like how we supposedly moved all the SC teams to SQ42 to finish that, but SQ42 was taking too long, so we're focusing on the PU now. New roadmap! New scam! er... New plan! Please buy ships!

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Not even IAE yet and these goons can't even handle a website. 11 years. $500,000,000+. Good sign for next week.

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It's scary that people think this is how project management actually works. Ignore everything, use no common sense, test nothing, just make something and fix it later! Oh boy. No wonder CIG has raised $500,000,000+ by failing miserably. Backers actually think this is normal.

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Star Citizen development is so transparent that they don’t even add “alpha” to their fraudulent ads anymore. Never been done before!

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Annnnnnnnd pull the plug

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You can't make this shit up. I don't even know where to begin.

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Probably the fact that there's no actual game.

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I guess a requirement of being rich is that you’re just a total fraud. Last paragraph defines CR’s whole marketing & CitCon campaign just as well.

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Watching this thread bloom has been a laugh. Monday is gonna be busy for the mods.

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Cockrider! COCKRIDER!! The plebs are rising up and making noise. WHAT DO WE DO!??!?! What do we DO?!?!

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Didn't they show off base building like years ago? This is classic CIG. Not even soon this time. Just starts development. This shit is 20 years away.

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This patch is such a monumental shit show that CIG just preemptively locked the feedback thread altogether.

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Everything is fine, guys! Progress is really heating up! Staggered development is speeding things up! Just waiting on the tech! Nothing to see here! CR nowhere to be seen, breaking funding records, increasing subscribers, and... going backwards with development. All never been done before!

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SC's phenomenal UI design team continues to impress (heavy /s). Even for a prototype, this is a fucking nightmare. 12 years. Half a billion dollars. Still no finished UI.

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TLDR: You saw how bad we are at doing literally anything, so we're removing your ability to hold us accountable. Also, we removed everything and replaced it with a coffee vendor. PS: Buy more ships.

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Star Citizen Alpha 3.18, looking hot! 11 years down, only 150 more to go!

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Figured I'd check up on the ol' Star'zen. Didn't make it very far.

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Star Citizen isn't vaporware, it's the best da- wait, what...

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These people have no idea the can of worms that's going to be unloaded on them. If they think people grief now, there will be an absolute ocean of tears if lawless Pyro ever actually gets finished.

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Maybe don't race as fast as possible through everything in 2 weeks then \_(ツ)_/

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In the nicest way possible, this really explains a LOT about SC (article from 10.16.2020)

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Why make an actual video game when you can just whip up some quick BS text? Content... ? What's that? Buy more ships, please.

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Where is the lie? (Insert obligatory Pam meme here: they're the same picture.)

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10 years and half a billion dollars in. Still making tools that let them create more tools. You can't make this shit up. Shitpost

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Honestly can't tell the difference between April Fools jokes and actual CIG trash anymore

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All new gameplay loop. Secure your concept engagement ring for only $400. To be released when it's ready.

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