[21 true pans since January!] Y'all... TIL that if you carry one small makeup bag and one toiletry bag and use those products every day, those products will... get used up I guess? (Reviews in comments)1yr ⋅ ediblesprysky ⋅ r/PanPorn
No amount of adjusting will make her move—she's like a non-Newtonian fluid that insists on cuddling1yr ⋅ ediblesprysky ⋅ r/cathostage
The legends about UD shadows are true—SO. DENSELY. PACKED. And the darker and more matte they are, the harder they are. Faith is my most satisfying baby pan possibly ever.3yr ⋅ ediblesprysky ⋅ r/PanPorn
99% of the notes are played by 1% of the instrumentation—raise the minimum notes TODAY!3yr ⋅ ediblesprysky ⋅ r/lingling40hrs
Have you guys noticed an influx of Trumpkin trolls here since the Women's March? This sub is supposed to be a lighthearted, safe place for women; let's not let them make it hostile! Use that report button! And until they go away, here's a fireman rescuing four happy li'l piglets to make it better.7yr ⋅ ediblesprysky ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
How to look ~EXPENSIVE~??? Step 1: be hot and smol, u fat cow; Step 2: ???; Step 3: PROFIT2yr ⋅ ediblesprysky ⋅ r/ffacj
Got my Sephora Sun Safety bag—so pleased with the value!!! It's still available, so if you're thinking about it, grab it!3yr ⋅ ediblesprysky ⋅ r/BeautyBoxes
Sold a ticket (at face value) for an event I could no longer go to last night—woke up to this. My instinct is to just refund and move on, but the immediate leap to threats and the time stamp have me... questioning. I never sell stuff like this, so I feel out of my depth here. What would you do?2yr ⋅ ediblesprysky ⋅ r/Flipping
Same rosin since 2013, longest I've ever managed to keep one... and I opened it up today to find it cracked in half 😭😭😭2yr ⋅ ediblesprysky ⋅ r/violinist
Not a sub box but IDK who else would appreciate this—this sample I got with my Sephora order includes a *sachet* of a *mist* product. How tf am I supposed to use this? 😂3yr ⋅ ediblesprysky ⋅ r/BeautyBoxes
MRW my ex only contacts me to hassle me about money--which is part of why we broke up--when I just saw that he signed up to be a sugar daddy on a SD/SB dating site.8yr ⋅ ediblesprysky ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I love a good ugly Christmas sweater as much as the next girl, but this one is NIGHTMARE FUEL1yr ⋅ ediblesprysky ⋅ r/BehindTheClosetDoor
TROLLS. My SO has a VERY lucrative job offer, and I just got a VERY promising response from a job for me in the same area!!! We both have very competitive careers and live in fear of one of us getting a great job and having to move away. Dunno if we'll actually do this, but HIFRN!7yr ⋅ ediblesprysky ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Apparently between 18-25, wearing the wrong shade foundation is acceptable, even desirable (kids these days!); you only start wanting a good shade match after 40...? [NYX Bare With Me Tinted Skin Veil]3yr ⋅ ediblesprysky ⋅ r/Sephultareviews
One of our guests wore this to the reception. I was taken aback for 2 sec but then didn't really care, but other guests were upset on my behalf lol. I'm curious if other fellow brides would think this is appropriate attire?2yr ⋅ ediblesprysky ⋅ r/ffacj
Trolllllls, I posted about a magical unicorn man a while ago, and he continues to impress. Last night, he cooked (I brought wine), and we watched Kimmy Schmidt and made out. Tonight he's coming with me to yoga and we're gonna bang. I'M JUST SO EXCITED, HOW IS THIS REAL LIFE?!7yr ⋅ ediblesprysky ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Damn kids these days, don't know how to use a damn lip stain without watchin a damn YouTube video about it *shakes fist at cloud*3yr ⋅ ediblesprysky ⋅ r/Sephultareviews
Can I get an F in the chat for my wallet, now that I have to repurchase this?2yr ⋅ ediblesprysky ⋅ r/PanPorn
Oh good, this will definitely solve the accidental bidding problem and not make anything worse 🙃1yr ⋅ ediblesprysky ⋅ r/BehindTheClosetDoor
Trolls, I had a date with a MAGICAL UNICORN OF A MAN last night! Fun to talk to, looking for the same things, made affirmative consent HOT, and only wanted to go down on me! AND we're seeing each other again ASAP. My mind is blown in SO MANY WAYS!!!7yr ⋅ ediblesprysky ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Last night, my date (who I'd be meeting for the first time) suggests we meet at his apartment and walk somewhere together. I say fuck no, he gets so salty that he calls me to rant about how girls shouldn't assume guys are out to get them. MRW...8yr ⋅ ediblesprysky ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
[NARS Velvet Matte Lip Pencil] If no expiration is printed on the packaging, the product never expires *taps forehead*2yr ⋅ ediblesprysky ⋅ r/Sephultareviews
TROLLS! Bumble BFF might have actually worked. I'm going on my first friend-date in an hour!!!8yr ⋅ ediblesprysky ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Trolls, why did I accept a possible internet date's Snapchat request? A dick pic. It was a dick pic.8yr ⋅ ediblesprysky ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW random strangers on Reddit start telling me that my period symptoms (which were bad, but have been basically non-existent for the 10 yrs I've been on BC) are totally not normal and I should get off BC and get to the doctor immediately.6yr ⋅ ediblesprysky ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MR every time I hear King Cheeto's voice on the news. Getting real sick of this shit, trolls. Getting reeeeeal sick of it.6yr ⋅ ediblesprysky ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My Tonks, expectantly watching me pee. She's still here. Silent. Waiting. STARING.7yr ⋅ ediblesprysky ⋅ r/blackcats
Trolls. Today was the 5-year anniversary of a tornado that basically leveled my hometown. My FB feed has been nothing but tornado videos all day. Now it's thunderstorming here, aaaand there's no chance in hell I can sleep until it passes. Distract me from my inevitable death from above, please?8yr ⋅ ediblesprysky ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Trolls, tonight a dude I had an abortive first date with ~a year and a half ago texted me again (not for the first time!), and I decided to tell him exactly how unsafe I felt that night and how his behavior put me off. HIFW he starts backtracking and apologizing like crazy.6yr ⋅ ediblesprysky ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW my SO and I have been talking about (non-engagement but commitment-y) rings and I sent him an Etsy wishlist and he picked one of my absolute favorites because it looks the most like me. Eeeeeee!7yr ⋅ ediblesprysky ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
She admitted she was wrong! Oh no... oh honey, no. [KVD Everlasting Liquid Lipstick]3yr ⋅ ediblesprysky ⋅ r/Sephultareviews
HIF tonight: I had a great trip with my SO, my whole family voted for Hillary, and we drank wine and saw Fantastic Beasts! I'm even happy my SO's mom has changed her mind about not liking me (based on one brief meeting a year ago)! Have some of this extra love, trolls!7yr ⋅ ediblesprysky ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I bought ONE THING from her over the summer; no further likes in her closet. I understood the first sale notification, and even the first live sale notification. But three days in a row? Oh helllllll naw. I had to block her.1yr ⋅ ediblesprysky ⋅ r/BehindTheClosetDoor
I know everybody's sick of the unicorn trend, but I love how these colors look together for a going out look! Cotton candy unicorn fun!6yr ⋅ ediblesprysky ⋅ r/MakeupAddiction
MRW someone tries to tell me anal is better for big dicks because, unlike a vagina, you can FIST an ass, literally.9yr ⋅ ediblesprysky ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
If not for the inherent grey water problems, I would 1000% wear this all day every day on the Playa.5yr ⋅ ediblesprysky ⋅ r/BurningMan
What do you call this kind of hat? All I can think of is Christmas elf and I have a feeling that's not the most appealing description for buyers 😂1yr ⋅ ediblesprysky ⋅ r/BehindTheClosetDoor
