I’m gonna be a hundredaire in 2019!

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Justice served, you hillbilly bitch.

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My father in law looking fly as hell (1980s)

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Make it make sense

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Game of Phones

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Tomato warning

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HMC while I pull this hit and run out of the grill

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HOW COULD YOU??

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Whirlpools are actually terrifying, you guys

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No broke boy birthday wishes

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Been running all day had to stop and catch a breath

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You can’t make this stuff up

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My boy Denver passed away yesterday after nearly a year of crippling arthritis. Here he was 14 years ago the day we brought him home from adoption

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gang GANG

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Chi Chi is a quadruple amputee who was abandoned in a dumpster but now makes her rounds as a therapy dog, providing inspiration and joy for human bros.

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Breastfeeding is child molestation

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Girl on the right is a white girl who is transitioning into....a something girl

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Little sister bro

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Damn...

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That’s gonna be a “no” from me, dog

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Not sure if this applies but I died

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Ghostly sunken airplane

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Logan sits and watches for me all day while I’m at work.

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Lake Norfork was once several small towns in Northern Arkansas that were flooded with the damming of North Fork River. There are houses, businesses, cars and a cemetery at the bottom of the lake. Also, it’s absolutely terrifying.

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My hotels “hot breakfast buffet”

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Too pretty to smoke

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My brother is battling depression and took up star gazing to help him cope. He bought a telescope and a camera and sends me pics like this of the moon he took 6/22/19

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Tater dog

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All hipsters DO look the same it turns out

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Wait, you boil Fabuloso?

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I know a couple dudes like this

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Kanye being Kanye

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No word if he killed his parents and took up martial arts too

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My friend just adopted Rex. Here he was before being brought into the rescue and here he is barely 4 weeks later.

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Bird Box Challenge

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WHITE PRIDE (bonus- clerks face says it all)

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If god can’t please women how can we 🤷‍♂️

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Crappy beer company insults crappy beer company

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My rooftop getaway

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Tell em!

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“Why does my salmon taste like Raid?”

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Viperfish live up to 40 years and have no preferred prey. They will attack anything and feed on any random encounter.

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Kitter jitters

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While I ride down this glacier on a pizza

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She’s not even my real mom

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They threw a surprise party for their favorite janitor!

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Twice a year my in-laws stay with us for about a week. Twice a year I have to replace all my nonstick cookware.

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Mans told me he was gonna make a hundredaire in 2019

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Real racist, real quick

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Mans told me he was gonna make me 3-figure rich this year

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I told my mom about this sub so now she won’t stop sending me pics to post. She found this specimen at a casino in Oklahoma.

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I nominate Kodak for the Yeehaw Agenda. He already got white girls on lock.

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A list of all the Christmas episodes of The Office

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My bad.

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Fuck it all the way up

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Signing the divorce papers will be hard for two reasons...

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MEAT SCULPTURE

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This ad

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Sorry for no before. Kobe was a scared bait dog lacking serious trust of all humans and dogs when we adopted her. Now she’s a beach and trail hound who loves to socialize.

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A single rattlesnake bite can deliver up to 666mg of deadly venom.... because sometimes nature wants you to know how fucking metal it is

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American schools

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Some dogs are much more playful than others

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Popcorn shrimp served in an actual popcorn machine

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A guide to food you should never feed your dogs. Take care of your puppers!

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I’m planning a trip to Italy and this is in the bathroom of a hotel we looked at staying in

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Perfect for when no shave November is over!

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During this Southern California heat wave my local grocery store has coolers filled with complimentary water bottles at each entrance

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“It looked easier in James Bond!”

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Still....NOPE

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You get that?!?!

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“Don’t stop with my hair.... fuck every bit of it up”

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How to tell your parents you’re adopted

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Addicted to shooting up my temples

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The face this seagull makes eating a starfish

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Waze ads that block most of your gps while you’re driving and doesn’t go away until you take your eyes off the road to dismiss it.

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My old man Laker at 14 years old.

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PsBattle: this Shoebill Stork

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This guys baby mamas are twin sisters. It’s a trifecta of trash.

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Redditor offers to buy them tickets to Thailand to meet elephants (found in r/aww)

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Thanks for the huge box for one small bottle of laxatives

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Popular = 🚫 talent

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Dress like a cow

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Garbage

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Every. Damn. Time.

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Forbidden pepperoni pizza square

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I see a lot of negativity here so I thought I’d share why I like the option to clock in whenever and make money when I want.

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PsBattle: rocks with teeth

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Yelp got me so good today.

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How to absorb youth and become immortal

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Life pro tip

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Nightmares are made of this

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Likes: long walks and sleeping in. Dislikes: butt stuff

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GODS DEAD. I had to get close to see the “NOT” in there.

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Can’t do both!

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Replaced the ceiling tile, boss!

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PsBattle: this dog wearing PPE

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Suspected bicycle thief in North Hollywood

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I see your boot too big for he gotdamn feet

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PsBattle: this 7 year old border terrier

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Your kids are the Usain Bolt of dying

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I spent the night in a former county jail turned boutique hotel

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BY THE EACH

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PsBattle: this turtle heading to water

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[homemade] zucchini enchiladas with chicken

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*makes rocket noises*

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Thanks for sending a four part saga of information that I could’ve easily gotten from your website, California.

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I give my coworkers a hard time for eating out for lunch every day. This dude comes up to me today and says “you’ll be proud... I made my own lunch today!” This is what he “made”

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Unless you enjoy wasting money

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A huge, veiny.... oh wait.... (x post from r/mapporn)

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Who needs knowledge when you can just blow the other persons brain out?

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r/trashy meets r/iamatotalpieceofshit

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FREE fish taco on page 33 of this ad hanging on the wall in this restaurant

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Fun Police are here to take away your holiday songs about sexual assault

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Lion King’s Scar shows up in a grisly way in Hercules- when Hercules poses for a vase painting, he’s wearing the lion skin he’s known for in classical art- and the skin belonged to Scar.

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I can’t believe anyone let me go to school with that home haircut

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This guy also claims to be a youth pastor.

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When you’ve got vampires and cold sores to kill

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It watches you while you sleep....

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This happy guy from r/coolguides

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Hmmm

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PsBattle: this bald eagle from below

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Can we all take a moment to appreciate how this guy convinced us he’s not a trashbag and makes us commit sin

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This sign at a hotel in California

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Trashy gatekeeping

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PsBattle: this dog sticking its head through the gate

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I AM THE LAW.

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Life be like that sometimes

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