Dad records his girlfriend and son having sex. Distributes the tape1yr ⋅ EatingADamnSalad ⋅ r/iamatotalpieceofshit
Went to the greenhouse to pick up some new plants only to find this worker asleep in the job4yr ⋅ EatingADamnSalad ⋅ r/succulents
Had to say goodby to my bestest boy, Simon. Just wanted to show you all how awesome he was.2yr ⋅ EatingADamnSalad ⋅ r/cats
It’s cheaper to buy two 120 tablet bottles than it is to buy the twin pack with 100 tablets each.2yr ⋅ EatingADamnSalad ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
This popped up in my feed. Someone offered an 8 passenger van. I had to bite my tongue.6yr ⋅ EatingADamnSalad ⋅ r/ChoosingBeggars
Why would I be sad or ashamed of an otherwise perfectly healthy child? Almost forgot, Amen.8yr ⋅ EatingADamnSalad ⋅ r/terriblefacebookmemes
They usually run to the door to greet me. But the faucet was dripping. Like every 10 seconds.11yr ⋅ EatingADamnSalad ⋅ r/catpictures
He's been sitting like this for at least an hour now. My right leg is going numb.11yr ⋅ EatingADamnSalad ⋅ r/catpictures
Here's a better pic of the squirrel with the pure white tail10yr ⋅ EatingADamnSalad ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
These guys are responding to an ad...while giving out their phone numbers..10yr ⋅ EatingADamnSalad ⋅ r/cringepics