[oc] run!!!!

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[oc] but sir!!

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my personal experience

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They totally know

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If we all work together

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oh lawd its a comin

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[oc] i tend to worry

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We know it

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Bread and circuses

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FFFF

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Step right up!

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[oc] wamp wamp

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[oc] DISGUSTING

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more or less please

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[oc] Has anyone ever told them?

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Just sayin

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[oc] Beep boop bop

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[oc] I’ll be honest i’m a little scared that i just accidentally invented food insurance while trying to be satirical

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[oc] siggghh

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[oc] have at thee!

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thats too bad

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[oc]

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[oc] Got dang it

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[oc] crazy stuff

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when someone with no pets tries to give me advice

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[oc] how do they come up with this stuff??

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[oc] give it a google if you haven’t

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alright gang!

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Some OC for you :)

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okay

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[oc] So much for tolerance

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Thisll stop em

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its those selfburns that hurt the worst

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[oc] who woulda thought

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Found on fb

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[oc] wuh oh

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[oc] YARGHH

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[oc] get wrecked

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He’s such an expert. I wonder why his wife left him

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the benefits of being in a comic

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[oc] whoa whoa whoa

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[oc] When you’re so close to getting it

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[oc] tickets!

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[oc] soyboy beta is pretty devastating ngl

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[oc] good pronouns to you all!

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Aaaaaand it’s bigotry. The punchline is bigotry. Shocker

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theyre friends

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Did you know?

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[oc]

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[oc] Teachers are quitting in record numbers. STOP voting for people who don’t care about education. Stop using phrases like “glorified babysitters”.

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literally nothing

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Hey Alabama, what the fuck?

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Outstanding

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[oc] yes yes i know quicksand belongs on the list

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[oc] shhh

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[oc] A crime most heinous

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[oc] premium plus does your laundry :)

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[oc] good morning! I woke up angry

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[oc] You can argue his methods but technically he brought the crime rate to zero im just sayin

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People are drowning

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We can always use another version of superman being a dick

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suspicious

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they done it again

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[oc] pretty much

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Terrible first date

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[oc] quality zombie apocalypse tips! Happy halloween!

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[oc] “I hAtE pOLiTiCs”

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Everyday

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[oc] what are yours?

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just gonna have to get better!

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so sad

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check your weather app!

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[oc] staying on task can be hard

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[oc] OH NO

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give him your wallet

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[oc] Not to say French cops aren’t corrupt! I just think our cops suffer far less consequences

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good morning

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wait

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uh oh

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[oc] absolutely mesmerizing

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[oc] works every time

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it's June!

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WAIT A SECOND

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You can do it

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[oc]

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[oc] I basically updated the office joke. stay safe this season friends!

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Damn Jessica

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[oc]

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[oc] my weakness

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dont messica with Jessica

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[oc] This is just like how they all fuckin sound to me now tbh

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[oc] something i always thought about as a kid

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Id LOVE to see it

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[oc] good morning

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Oops i did it again

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[oc] i will not elaborate

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your PR moves are like your food: I'm not buyin it

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Its the pain in the eyes

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i am the best

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[oc] good morning

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more or less please

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[oc] Why can’t you be the cool acoustic guitar Christians???

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[oc] All them questions only the real baby would know!

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miiiight not belong here

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I almost hate them more to be honest

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wuh oh

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Jotaro signing texts

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[oc]

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subway royalty

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[oc] our country does not care about us

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[oc] how do we always have a problem with the BARE MINIMUM

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[oc] idontknow

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its not the years fault

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theres not even a word for it

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if god am not real then how come sunsets??

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[oc] twas forbidden

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[oc] they rejected my children’s book

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Watching the series like

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[oc] Mr. Snuggles don’t do this

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[oc] works every time

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It just cant be

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oh yeah

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[oc] he’d’ve been married a long time ago

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[oc] poor bastard

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tough times

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can't do it

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Haven’t heard it yet

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[oc] So uhh...the last post it didn’t survive this photoshoot. Heh

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[oc] dont judge

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[oc] hes a MENACE

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thats what i get

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[oc] gotta be ready for follow up questions

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you shouldnt read other peoples mail

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and thats why you'll never have pockets

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whyd you do that

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you're so 2000 LATE

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[oc] Good morning please have a cartoon that is TOO stupid

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[oc] oh no bro

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[oc] the explanation

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From a few months ago but figured i should definitely drop here

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[oc] just ask!

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[oc] oh my

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Follow me for more tips!

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[oc] Try these hot tips!!!

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Johnny Cash Voice: what haaave I become?

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