I feel kind of funny wearing white. I mean, Milhouse. Milhouse doesn't count!1yr ⋅ eastbayted ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
They got spayed today and once their surgery suits were on, they didn't recognize each other...1yr ⋅ eastbayted ⋅ r/crabcats
That's just the engines powering up. ... That's just the engines struggling. ... That's just a carp swimming around your ankles.1yr ⋅ eastbayted ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
This place must be hot! They don't need a big ad, or even correct spelling!1yr ⋅ eastbayted ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
If I reveal the secrets of the Stone Cutters, may my stomach become bloated and my head be plucked of all but six hairs.1mo ⋅ eastbayted ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Hmm ... I don't agree with his *Bart*-killing policy ‐ but I *do* agree with his *Selma*-killing policy!2d ⋅ eastbayted ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
We'd always have walking bird on Thanksgiving, with all the trimmings: cranberries, 'Injun eyes,' and yams stuffed with gunpowder.4mo ⋅ eastbayted ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
You know, the ... the boy is named Bart. I don't know the name of the man. Bar, what's the name of the man?1yr ⋅ eastbayted ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
You know, Mr. Burns, you're the richest guy I know! Way richer than Lenny.1yr ⋅ eastbayted ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Parent gave this to OP's sister who is a history teacher (cursive writing is hers)1yr ⋅ eastbayted ⋅ r/confidentlyincorrect
Of course *you'd* say that. You have the brainpan of a stagecoach tilter!1yr ⋅ eastbayted ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Lionel Hutz, your new agent, bodyguard, unauthorized biographer, and drug deale ... keeper-awayer.8mo ⋅ eastbayted ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.11mo ⋅ eastbayted ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Uh oh, gotta take a whiz. ... Think, man, think. ... Think, think, think ...1mo ⋅ eastbayted ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Oh, hi! I’m Troy McClure. You might remember me from such self-help videos as 'Smoke Yourself Thin' and 'Get Confident, Stupid!'1yr ⋅ eastbayted ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
We object to the term urine-soaked hellhole when you could have said pee-pee-soaked heckhole1yr ⋅ eastbayted ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
But they're entertaining lies, and in the end, isn't that the real truth? ... The answer is no.1yr ⋅ eastbayted ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I recommend a slow, steady gorging process, combined with assal horizontology!1yr ⋅ eastbayted ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
And I won't forget you, Manjula. I'm so sorry our arranged marriage will not come to pass.1yr ⋅ eastbayted ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Mein bratwurst has a first name, it's F-R-I-T-Z. Mein bratwurst has a second name, it's S-C-H-N-A-C-K-E-N- P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A-U-S-E-N...1yr ⋅ eastbayted ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
♪Stealing, stealing, stealing a car for Moe. Da-da-da-da, da-da, da-da, insurance fraud today!♪1yr ⋅ eastbayted ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Shouldn't you be at work? ... Well, get back to wherever it is you work! Whoever you are.1yr ⋅ eastbayted ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Just noticed that when Martin vandalizes the school, he also spells weiner wrong1yr ⋅ eastbayted ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
How did Ralph have both his milk money and his milk up his nose? Wouldn't he have spent the money to get the milk?1yr ⋅ eastbayted ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
White man flips out with racist rant when a Black woman celebrates dark-toned Band-Aids2yr ⋅ eastbayted ⋅ r/linkedincringe
If this team won the tourney, I'd be surprised - but I wouldn't be mad1yr ⋅ eastbayted ⋅ r/AEWOfficial
