33/M/Teacher/Summer Break

10yr ⋅ ⋅

ADVERTISEMENT

Someone decided to dig in the mud

10yr ⋅

⋅

My wife all but quoted Austin Powers when I showered after putting a load in.

10yr ⋅

⋅

A girl sang the Star Spangled Banner; the crowd sat staring at their phones

9yr ⋅

⋅

I'm a pussy

8yr ⋅

⋅

Nobody likes soggy cereal

8yr ⋅

⋅

As an '80s-'90s kid, I feel like I should be ashamed

7yr ⋅

⋅

Retail workers understand. Worked an extra 4 hours today after working an extra 20 hours last week.

10yr ⋅

⋅

A... pickup-cycle...?

12yr ⋅

⋅

There's a new Final Fantasy coming out

8yr ⋅

⋅

This was just moved into the management office...

12yr ⋅

⋅

Instead of lathering her boobs or poking her with your dick

10yr ⋅

⋅

I experienced a twist on every male teacher's dreaded scenario.

10yr ⋅

⋅

A retail favorite: The Christmas Rape Song

10yr ⋅

⋅

These people walk worse than drunks.

10yr ⋅

⋅

Ringing in the New Year with a flair only married couples have.

10yr ⋅

⋅

Don't get mad when you're honked at.

10yr ⋅

⋅

With summer blockbuster season underway

10yr ⋅

⋅

Addendum to the automotive technician that'll get you over 7,000 miles between oil changes

11yr ⋅

⋅

A lesson in irony from my devoutly Republican wife

12yr ⋅

⋅

What it feels like going into my girlfriend's room during her special time of the month.

13yr ⋅

⋅

ADVERTISEMENT