The book my 7 yo picked out at the public library: The 5 Chinese Bros3mo ⋅ eaglewatch1945 ⋅ r/nostalgia
The Philadelphia Zoo has an upcoming naming contest for its newborn gorilla8yr ⋅ eaglewatch1945 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
When did people start questioning the shape of the world again anyway?7yr ⋅ eaglewatch1945 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
People are pushing unisex public bathrooms. I am firmly opposed to them.8yr ⋅ eaglewatch1945 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
After reading about a Dutch woman convicted of adultery after being raped while vacationing in Qatar8yr ⋅ eaglewatch1945 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Given the amount of upvotes Facebook-esque posts have been getting despite our vigilant downvoting, it is clear we are outnumbered.6yr ⋅ eaglewatch1945 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Wife dragged me to her sisters bridal shower and it turns out the groom's stuck here too.8yr ⋅ eaglewatch1945 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Reading about an American college kid in North Korean jail for trying to steal a poster7yr ⋅ eaglewatch1945 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Poor OP didn't expect the comments that followed or the hatred this type of bug invokes.2yr ⋅ eaglewatch1945 ⋅ r/Pennsylvania
The women's bathroom is closed for cleaning; therefore, men cannot go to the bathroom.9yr ⋅ eaglewatch1945 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I've seen Back to the Future countless times since its release and this just dawned on me7yr ⋅ eaglewatch1945 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Sure, border tiles have fallen off, the gunite has scratches and a few little chips in it, the deck needs new anti-slip paint, and the neighbor has big trees dropping debris in it constantly, but it's mine.3yr ⋅ eaglewatch1945 ⋅ r/pools
It's been referenced & parodied so much I feel like I have seen it.9yr ⋅ eaglewatch1945 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Apartment managers, I don't care if you rent to smokers, but I don't want to smell it in my home.8yr ⋅ eaglewatch1945 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I never used to get emotional at movies. Now I have a daughter and finally watched Inside Out.6yr ⋅ eaglewatch1945 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Found two pieces of half-eaten chocolate candy along my usual dog-walking route this morning7yr ⋅ eaglewatch1945 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
When more and more kids in my white majority/Indian minority burb start kneeling during the Star Spangled Banner7yr ⋅ eaglewatch1945 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
The wife's returning from a business trip and I've been embracing a bachelor lifestyle all week9yr ⋅ eaglewatch1945 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Pretty sure Disney has already made back its Force Awakens budget and then some.9yr ⋅ eaglewatch1945 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Only three more months of where the election is made up and votes don't matter memes8yr ⋅ eaglewatch1945 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
The kid's with her grandparents and we're comfortably under budget for the month.6yr ⋅ eaglewatch1945 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Congrats to John and Jane on their 8lb #baby girl, Jill, born 3 minutes ago! - at St. Elmo's Maternity Ward9yr ⋅ eaglewatch1945 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I spent the first day of my first beach vacation with my wrist submerged in a bowl of vinegar7yr ⋅ eaglewatch1945 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
The news refers to those who wreaked havoc in DC yesterday as protesters.7yr ⋅ eaglewatch1945 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Delving into a thread about the creepiest posts ever on reddit right before bedtime6yr ⋅ eaglewatch1945 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
As a working family guy reading posts about and overhearing talk of Netflix, Amazon, TV7yr ⋅ eaglewatch1945 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
While describing a scene from a mommy-porn, wife asks me if that's how casual sex hookups really work.7yr ⋅ eaglewatch1945 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I love my best friend and all, but he's hardly a replacement for my wife7yr ⋅ eaglewatch1945 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
If I had a nickle for every lanternfly I killed in Norristown Farm Park today, I could probably buy a small Zep from Eve's.5yr ⋅ eaglewatch1945 ⋅ r/norristown
Netflix, Hulu, Amazon Prime, HBO Go, CBS All Access, YouTube TV..., and now Disney7yr ⋅ eaglewatch1945 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
To the girl whose boyfriend kept pulling all the way out and then going back in during doggy style10yr ⋅ eaglewatch1945 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
When asked why I was playing with my dog next to instead of inside the relatively new dog park8yr ⋅ eaglewatch1945 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
So many references about the movie and now all this buzz about a movie about the movie7yr ⋅ eaglewatch1945 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
The size you were in high school isn't necessarily the size you are now.7yr ⋅ eaglewatch1945 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Found this 1977 Kenner remote controlled R2-D2 at my folks house. Sadly, R2 turned yellow with age.10yr ⋅ eaglewatch1945 ⋅ r/StarWars
An observation while anxiously driving the PA Turnpike this rainy Saturday9yr ⋅ eaglewatch1945 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Many shoppers don't understand how seasons work in the retail world8yr ⋅ eaglewatch1945 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
When your Star Wars knowledge comes from Episode 1 and Lego Games9yr ⋅ eaglewatch1945 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
On the bright side, at least 2 candidates will be sucking up to us in the fall8yr ⋅ eaglewatch1945 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
With the flood of Facebook content and the conspiracy that OP may be a bot, we need these heroes now more than ever6yr ⋅ eaglewatch1945 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
If you're not sure, just use self-pleasure, jerk off, wank, rub out, or fap.10yr ⋅ eaglewatch1945 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I already can't stand cutesy nicknames like pupper and trash panda6yr ⋅ eaglewatch1945 ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Exclusive pic of Sean Penn and his crew camping out as they search for the infamous El Chapo.8yr ⋅ eaglewatch1945 ⋅ r/funny
