My wife: “Are you grilling tonight?” Me: (Looks out the window) “Nope.”2mo ⋅ Dwingp ⋅ r/AnimalsBeingJerks
My six and three year old daughters have a complicated relationship.4yr ⋅ Dwingp ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
My daughter now has a special book. She carries it around everywhere and uses it for everything. The other day she snuck it into the car and tried to take it to daycare. She asks to sleep with it, as if it’s a stuffy. The book is the official Mr. Boston Guide to Bartending and Drink Mixing.4yr ⋅ Dwingp ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
My daughter mistook her frosty for her drink. When it didn’t come out she just kept lifting it higher. I jumped into action and started taking pictures.3yr ⋅ Dwingp ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
The irony is that this edit changes literally nothing about the moment.1yr ⋅ Dwingp ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
“Hey, guys. When people on Reddit tell me there’s no proof, I look and actually can’t any find proof! Its crazy! It’s almost as if I’m wrong. But that’s gotta be part of the conspiracy, right?”2yr ⋅ Dwingp ⋅ r/Qult_Headquarters
I paid Robin half a million dollars to build Pam a house. She spent the last two hours just hitting the side of Pam’s trailer with a hammer...What the fuck, Robin?3yr ⋅ Dwingp ⋅ r/StardewValley
Ok, so I went through every frame of episode 7 in which we could see the interior of Agnes’s house. It was only for second, but there was a moment that you could see into her bathroom, and holy shit,you guys..what was in her bathtub. MAJOR SPOILER HERE.3yr ⋅ Dwingp ⋅ r/WANDAVISION
Ok, bear with me. Imagine a crime investigation show starring Jimmy Woo partnered with Howard the Duck and directed by Kevin Smith.3yr ⋅ Dwingp ⋅ r/WANDAVISION
Well, boys, looks the Irish are back on the racism menu. Let em’ know.9mo ⋅ Dwingp ⋅ r/Qult_Headquarters
Ok, all you, “it’s because of the heat and the indoor queues,” people. Explain THIS!10mo ⋅ Dwingp ⋅ r/UniversalOrlando
Any chance that this is gonna result in some kind of racist, paradox thought loop and cause their heads to explode?2yr ⋅ Dwingp ⋅ r/Qult_Headquarters
Just bought my first ever cab. It changed something in me, lol. Renovated my whole office around it. It’s no longer an office.3yr ⋅ Dwingp ⋅ r/Arcade1Up
I know this is kinda basic compared to what a lot of people share on here, but I’m pretty proud of my arcade room.2yr ⋅ Dwingp ⋅ r/Arcade1Up
I don’t know how I went three decades without realizing how hilarious this moment was.3yr ⋅ Dwingp ⋅ r/funny
A shot from the Ep. 6 trailer. What is going on here? Are there any theories?3yr ⋅ Dwingp ⋅ r/WANDAVISION
Damn shelf elf...Now I can’t play until she moves. Anybody else got a problem with your elf hogging a cab?2yr ⋅ Dwingp ⋅ r/Arcade1Up
