I don't feel like I should be a full time mom, because I don't love my kids1yr ⋅ dustinyo_ ⋅ r/TimAndEric
Gay store manager is confronted by bigoted customer. Other store managers show support with elaborate ruse where they pretend to also be gay.10yr ⋅ dustinyo_ ⋅ r/thatHappened
Just me, hacking into the Braveryjerk servers and stealing your uprons.11yr ⋅ dustinyo_ ⋅ r/Braveryjerk
Braveryjerk! Pls help le american bear get the burger! Every upron gets him closer to his goal!9yr ⋅ dustinyo_ ⋅ r/Braveryjerk
Just celebrating the first day of Kwanzaa with this traditional Kwanzaa meal.11yr ⋅ dustinyo_ ⋅ r/Braveryjerk
If we now have 15,000 loyal comrades and it requires 2-3,000 upputins to reach the front page, then why the fuck is this not #1 on /r/all yet?10yr ⋅ dustinyo_ ⋅ r/Braveryjerk
And this doorknob, properly turned, will allow us access to the cabin.8yr ⋅ dustinyo_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
1 Adult Canada Goose with (by my count) 36 goslings. They ran away as soon as I saw them, so not a great pic. [Eden Prairie, MN]7yr ⋅ dustinyo_ ⋅ r/birding
Put 5000 bucks on the Lakers. Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator. My house is dirty buy me a clean one.7yr ⋅ dustinyo_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Spam I got at work from a Chinese manufacturer of cheap and shitty VR headsets.8yr ⋅ dustinyo_ ⋅ r/ShittyPhotoshop
I'd like to introduce you all to a very special woman. She's 200 years old, 500 feet tall, and weighs 400... Tons.8yr ⋅ dustinyo_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Why it's that delightful TV leprechaun! I'm going to get your lucky charms!8yr ⋅ dustinyo_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
moot, the inventor of memes, is kill. please show your respects by clicking the upron button to the left.10yr ⋅ dustinyo_ ⋅ r/Braveryjerk
Brave scientist destroys fundie at Chik-Fil-[le] and converts everyone in the building to atheism. (x-post /r/ThatHappened)11yr ⋅ dustinyo_ ⋅ r/magicskyfairy
Well you come over and I'll show you my mound. And if you wait a little bit maybe my mushroom cap will present itself to you.9yr ⋅ dustinyo_ ⋅ r/TimAndEric
Church converted into a book store. Which is a big deal because of course, only atheists read books.8yr ⋅ dustinyo_ ⋅ r/magicskyfairy
/r/Braveryjerk, please upron this post in memory of those dongers who can't be raised with us today.11yr ⋅ dustinyo_ ⋅ r/Braveryjerk
Just getting ready for the school dance, what do you think? I don't have a date though cause that bitch friendzoned me.11yr ⋅ dustinyo_ ⋅ r/magicskyfairy
Scientist Seduction Tip: Add some flair to your neckbeard to make it stand out from the rest.11yr ⋅ dustinyo_ ⋅ r/magicskyfairy
This Kelloggs® lover got an extra special prize in his delicious Frosted Flakes®!9yr ⋅ dustinyo_ ⋅ r/Kelloggs
Braveryjerk. Today I received this extremely urgent and important message from Google headquarters. Please read and upron for visibility.10yr ⋅ dustinyo_ ⋅ r/Braveryjerk
Babies are an enormous expense. Drop yours off here and save thousands!11yr ⋅ dustinyo_ ⋅ r/Frugal_Jerk
m'ladies are going to go wild when they see my classy dating profile11yr ⋅ dustinyo_ ⋅ r/FedoraFederation
I found this old picture of /u/NukeThePope. You will be missed, you brave warrior. ;_;11yr ⋅ dustinyo_ ⋅ r/magicskyfairy
This time of year fatcats all over just leave free food sitting out on their doorstep. Stock up!11yr ⋅ dustinyo_ ⋅ r/Frugal_Jerk
My sister told my 4 year old nephew to pick out a mug for me for Christmas and he picked this one. Instant favorite.10yr ⋅ dustinyo_ ⋅ r/muglife
I just converted my engine to a rotary. When can I expect to see performance improvements?11yr ⋅ dustinyo_ ⋅ r/AskAShittyMechanic
Some guy at work just threw away an entire pizza because the cheese touched the inside of the pizza oven when he took it out. mfw10yr ⋅ dustinyo_ ⋅ r/wsgy
Any pleb coming from the frontpage to downvote our memes will have to go through me first. fite me irl9yr ⋅ dustinyo_ ⋅ r/jerktalkdiamond
IF THIS POST GETS 420 UPSNOOPS I WILL LITERALLY 720 INJECT 69 MARIJUANAS11yr ⋅ dustinyo_ ⋅ r/Braveryjerk
Sometimes when I'm out fedora shopping I have stop and ponder the universe.11yr ⋅ dustinyo_ ⋅ r/FedoraFederation
Brothers in science, use this gif (made by science, not gOD) to warn other faithsmashers when you encounter a christard!11yr ⋅ dustinyo_ ⋅ r/magicskyfairy
This painting of our lord Neil deGrasse Tyson went up this morning in the Smithsonian National Air and Space Museum. In that moment, everyone within a 5 mile radius suddenly converted to atheism.11yr ⋅ dustinyo_ ⋅ r/magicskyfairy
Sorry to those of you that missed out on the /r/wsgy fair trip. It was a blast!10yr ⋅ dustinyo_ ⋅ r/wsgy
A vendor just dropped off a gift basket with 3 bottles of wine at my work. mfw I bring 2 bottles of wine to the boss.10yr ⋅ dustinyo_ ⋅ r/wsgy
Defener on cracked.com explains where classical musicians come from.11yr ⋅ dustinyo_ ⋅ r/lewronggeneration
With this one simple purchase, I found the motivation to finally get out and go for a run.11yr ⋅ dustinyo_ ⋅ r/ShittyGetMotivated
If evolution is so great then why doesn't Charles Darwin ever appear on toast? Checkmate atheists!11yr ⋅ dustinyo_ ⋅ r/magicskyfairy
Picture of Mathew Dumba from the Wild today. Dude had seriously bulked up. Dem traps.10yr ⋅ dustinyo_ ⋅ r/wildhockey
